Hey everyone! Here\'s a recap of the Bet On The Breakfast action from last night at UAC. First a recap of the odds, then a recap of the action that Spacey and I took. Overall the house took a bath but that\'s OK cause I hadn\'t showered in like 2 weeks. :cartman:
Lines for Breakfast Originals. [/B] These are baseball-style lines on EVERY Breakfast original! When you bet on a song and it gets played, you win! If a song has a positive number, you win that amount for every dollar bet. If a song has a negative number, you bet that amount to win one dollar (plus the return of your bet).
* - denotes winner
Buquebus -$3.50
Beef Barley -$3.00*
Fresh Cut -$3.00*
Hard Luck Harry -$3.00*
The Chase -$3.00
Score -$2.50*
Sleeping Beauty -$2.50
Wild Pack of Asscracks -$2.50
Attraction to Shade Ditty -$2.00*
Dig -$2.00
Doughboy -$2.00*
Gravity -$2.00
LDZ -$2.00*
Phaddy Boom Baddy -$2.00
Puppetry -$2.00
Rufus -$2.00
See The Light -$2.00
The Vermont Song -$2.00
No Regret -$1.50*
Tribal Funk Affliction -$1.50
Escher\'s Etchings $1.00
Gladys Pimp And Kangaroos With Me $1.00*
Inner Glimpse $1.00*
Merge $1.00
Superfly Phaddy Fat $1.00
Bugs $2.00
Drunk Monk Bar $2.00
Food For Thought $2.00
Mayfly Disarray $2.00
No Glove No Love $2.00*
Son Of Simpleton $2.00
The Grand Scheme Of Things $2.00
Vera Street $2.50
Fairy $2.50
Dimension 5 $3.00
Funky Bill\'s Circus Cliché $3.00
Great Big Fiery Ball In The Sky $3.00
Taboo Or Not Taboot $3.00
Wake Up In A Coma $3.00
What the Funk $3.00
Language Of The Gods $4.00
Lit $4.00*
Mooboo\'s Voodoo (Episode 2) $4.00*
Question Mark And The Mind $4.00
Sundance $4.00
Cosmic Spaceway Rhyme $5.00
Cut Me Some Slack $5.00
Episode 1 (Happy) $5.00
Gypsy Girl $5.00
Space City Affair $5.00
Garcian Fishbowl $6.00
Spunk $6.00
Heather $6.00
Frankly Po Zest $8.00
Love Lake $8.00
Uncle Freddy $8.00*
Za $8.00
Funk $9.00
Kote $9.00
The Late And The Great $9.00
Beer Jubilee $10.00
Prom \'97 $10.00
Specialty Bets
2 song encore $3.00*
Any RHCP cover $4.00
Any Zappa cover $4.00
Debut cover $4.00
Any Dead cover $5.00*
Tim breaks a string $7.00
3 song encore $8.00
Debut original $10.00
2 encores $12.00
Any Phish cover $15.00
Episode 3 $25.00
Openers and Closers (pick any song as an opener or a closer or encore.)
1st or 2nd set opener $4.00 (Glove or Beef Barley*)
1st or 2nd set closer $6.00 (Inner Glimpse or Fresh Cut*)
Encore $12.00 (Thumpasorus or Doughboy*)
Parlays (both must be played to win)
Buquebus and Fresh Cut $3.00
Doughboy and Inner Glimpse $8.00*
Phaddy Boom Baddy and Superfly Phaddy Fat $10.00
Episode 1 and Episode 2 $20.00
Vera Street and Question Mark $20.00
Uncle Freddy and Heather $25.00
Over/Unders
Instrumental songs played 2.0 (Uncle Freddie. Under*)
Songs Adrian sings in 2.0 (Lit. Under*)
Cover Songs Played 3.0 (No Quarter, China Cat, Thumpasorus. Push)
Segues in official setlist 10.0 (13. Over*)
Here\'s the action that was on the table:
Glove* $1.00
Dead tune* $1.00
Phish tune $1.00
Zappa tune $1.00
Uncle Freddy* $1.00
Eppy 1 $2.00
Garcian $2.00
Taboot set closer $2.00
Cut Me Some Slack $3.00
Eppy 2* $4.00
WUIAC $4.00
Buquebus/Fresh Cut $5.00
Inner Glimpse* $8.50
Gravity $10.00
So based on that the house is already cooked. But since I\'m such an accomodating guy, I went ahead and made some custom lines to people which really put the hurt on. I offered 15:1 for a Gladys Pimp/Score custom parlay, and 20:1 for Thumpasorus. OUCH. I don\'t think I\'ll be doing custom lines in the future. Let\'s just say that the person who requested Thumpasorus is under investiagation by the CT gaming commission.
I also made the preposterous move of letting Adrian bet on No Glove No Love. I felt that the sheer stupidity of letting a band member bet on his own setlist was worth it for the comedic value. Besides, I could see him losing the bet anyways.
Thanks for playing, congratulation to the winners. The Breakfast Casino will be open again soon, and next time we\'re bringing blackjack!
