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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #300 on: November 21, 2009, 07:02:00 pm »
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The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang was the first orgasmic masturbation of the Divine navel.
All has sprung from this great cosmic ejaculation.
Will it happen again? When will the next one be?

Swami Bananahedananda


Depends.  If a man created it, then it will only happen once.  
If a woman created it, it will happen over, and over, and over again! ;)
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« Reply #301 on: November 21, 2009, 08:13:04 pm »
The cosmic orgasmatron.
Which brings us to Adam & Eve...

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« Reply #302 on: November 26, 2009, 11:24:42 am »
Swami Bananahedananda says:

GO STUFF YOUR FACE AND PUKE!!!

Today the Swami will fast.
No food for the Swami today.
Well, maybe just a little.
Just a few Swami burritos.
Like about one or two dozen, that\'s all!
Love your neighbor!
Don\'t forget to courtesy flush everyone!
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« Reply #303 on: November 29, 2009, 02:46:33 pm »
Dear Diary,
Woke up today. Got out of bed.
Pissed. Ate half an apple pie for breakfast.
Went to NYC last night to see a band.
They were alright. Would have been better if they had a tuba player.
The drummer had trouble with his 4/4 changes to 6/8 to 12/9 to 9/7 to 28/3 count.
The bass player would be good if he put some strings on his bass. Air bass guitar!
The keyboardist is better than Liberace was. He looks just like him too!
The guitar player might be good, it\'s hard to tell. He\'s always playing with his 2 doz. pedals.
Bought a beer for $8. Good deal!
Had to drive some clowns down. They kept getting me lost.
Went to eat at Mamoun\'s in Staten Island after. Too bad there wasn\'t one!
Watching the show now, while finishing up my Black Box wine.(Good Shit!)
Going to a Swami Bananahedananda seminar tonight. It\'s only $2,300!
You get free coffee & donuts! You have to bring your own cup and napkins, though.
Later, Ken
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« Reply #304 on: December 12, 2009, 08:41:24 am »
I am deeply sorry to inform you all,
Swami Bananahedananda is no longer with us.
The dear Swami choked on a Swami burrito and
passed on to the Divine Mother navel.
Let us pray his teachings will live on...

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« Reply #305 on: December 13, 2009, 11:48:49 am »
I am the .info prick.
I will mess you up, mix you up & leave you begging for mercy.
Beware of the .info prick!

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« Reply #306 on: December 13, 2009, 12:02:24 pm »
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I am deeply sorry to inform you all,
Swami Bananahedananda is no longer with us.
The dear Swami choked on a Swami burrito and
passed on to the Divine Mother navel.
Let us pray his teachings will live on...

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« Reply #307 on: December 13, 2009, 12:34:09 pm »
Sad really.
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

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« Reply #308 on: December 15, 2009, 06:31:04 pm »
I killed Swami Bananahedananda.
I spent $2,300 to go to his seminar, to get my free coffee and donut.
When I got there, the Dickananda was eating the last donut!
I followed him home and shoved a Swami burrito down his throat.
He deserved to die!

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« Reply #309 on: December 15, 2009, 07:13:23 pm »
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I killed Swami Bananahedananda.
I spent $2,300 to go to his seminar, to get my free coffee and donut.
When I got there, the Dickananda was eating the last donut!
I followed him home and shoved a Swami burrito down his throat.
He deserved to die!


Your logic is flawless.
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.