wait, so you ARENT the tetris world champ? i thought you were...
No, I just called myself "greatest Tetris player ever" in my YouTube videos, which doesn\'t mean shit. I do not hold any official Twin Galaxies.com World Records in Tetris. (The videos do prove that I am an elite player, just not
the world record holder.) Do not fear though, because:
1. I am working on it! The record for lines in NES Tetris is 296. I have hit 292 in the past. (Not that it means anything because it\'s not on video.) This record is completely attainable for me, I just have to hit it while the recorder is going. The NES score record is also possible but requires a preposterous amount of luck. I\'m sorry, but I have better things to do than play 10,000 games of Tetris on video waiting for one game where ratio of beanpoles is two or three standard deviations greater than the expected amount.
2. I can still smoke you, and the best Tetris player you know, and the best Tetris player
he knows.