a desert island......

[Me!]

ok so maybe this should go in teh baseball thread, but anyway here goes........
this si from the globe I believe   source

What do a Yankees fan and a Red Sox fan say to each other on a desert island? It\'s up to you to decide. After careful deliberation the Globe\'s Wesley Morris, film critic, Joanna Weiss, Living/Arts reporter, and David Beard, regional editor, have narrowed it down to three finalists, and it\'s up to you to pick the winner.  

Admit the Sox are better, and you can eat my leg.
Rob Silk, Melrose
 Look on the bright side, at least you can grow a beard now.
Patty Debnam, Dedham
 Can\'t we agree on anything?! Come on, admit it -- Mary Ann was cuter than Ginger.
Clifford Charney, Swampscott

so who\'s got something better........

[Lexington]

dude for the last time, we\'re not going to second base!
or

ook man, no glove no love (and stop looking at my bat)