Happy Birthday Wolf! The Red Sox gave you the gift that keeps on giving, as in a deficit that keeps on growing.
The Red Sox gave me the 2004 DVD, which is the gift that keeps on giving happiness and joy. In fact, in the history of gifts, it ranks right up there with the greatest gifts of all time along with Mary\'s fertility, Ben and J-Lo\'s his-and-hers Rolls Royces from P-Diddy, and the Mets\' 1986 championship.