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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: bezerker on October 18, 2005, 01:52:01 pm
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they are so damn good. i can\'t get enough of them. cap\'n crunch is wicked good too. anyone else like cereal ?
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stoner
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i love resees peanut butter cup
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they are so damn good. i can\'t get enough of them. cap\'n crunch is wicked good too. anyone else like cereal ?
having recently upped the fiber in my diet, i\'m now eating a bowl of Kellogg\'s All-Bran a day. Kellogg\'s has this \'challenge\', where supposedly if you eat a bowl a day for 2 weeks, you\'ll be a lot less tired and feel great. i\'m on a week right now, and i think it\'s working - i haven\'t felt the need to reach for my daily Vivarin at all, so that\'s good..
oh, and it\'s also working in the department that i picked it up for in the first place.. i\'ve gone from shitting MAYBE once a day, to squeezing a nice 3-4 out daily for the past week! :thumbsup:
i feel like a fucking champion.
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Congratulations on your championship Dave! :rolleyes:
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shitting 4 times a day? Is that healty? annoying?
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mark, just know this - everyone wins here.. see, last month, i brought some terrible gas with me to upstate NY. people were getting heated, and i kept hearing, "Dave, GO TAKE A SHIT!". thing is, it\'s not that easy. i couldn\'t. i didn\'t have to.
things are much better down there now, and i hope to show it off in the coming weeks. :D
shitting 4 times a day? Is that healty? annoying?
i\'m loving it like motherfucking mcdonald\'s baby.. it may be just cause i\'m still adjusting to the high fiber.. with any luck, i\'ll someday shit like a real person.
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thanks for the info dave, now i\'ll be able to sleep at night
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;):thumbsup:
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i\'ve gone from shitting MAYBE once a day, to squeezing a nice 3-4 out daily for the past week!
Dave this is amazing! Let\'s do some math real quick; say you get paid $15.00 an hour and you work 8 hours a day. Now the average shit will take around 5 -10 minutes (we\'ll say 10 minutes since this is at work and we\'re in no hurry) So if you\'re shitting 3-4 times a day we can assume at least 2 of these craps will take place at work. So to recap, you\'re spending 20 minutes a day taking shits at work. That\'s 100 minutes a week! We\'ll round up to 1 1/2 hours (assuming your tired one of these 5 days and take a nap on the shitter). So if you\'re making $15.00 an hour your getting paid $22.50 to shit every week! That\'s around $1080.00 a year to eat your Kelloggs! I believe anyone with a desk job would truly benefit by adding a little more fiber to their diet.
Personally I\'d try to take 3 at work and 1 at home. This would bring your shit salary up to ~ $1800.00 a year.
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mark, just know this - everyone wins here.. see, last month, i brought some terrible gas with me to upstate NY. people were getting heated, and i kept hearing, "Dave, GO TAKE A SHIT!". thing is, it\'s not that easy. i couldn\'t. i didn\'t have to.
GODAMN THAT WAS AWFUL! DAVE YOU NEARLY RUINED A WONDERFUL LUNCH AT GREG\'S MOM\'S HOUSE AND A NIGHT BOWLING WITH THE BREAKFAST! SHAME ON YOU...
gabo, i think that if there is one kind of food i could live on (along with the necessary water to survive) it would be cereal. i fucking love carbs...fruity pebbles, trix, honey combs, cinnamon toast crunch, pops, lucky charms, rice krispy TREATS cereal, captain crunch..i could go on forever
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i\'ve gone from shitting MAYBE once a day, to squeezing a nice 3-4 out daily for the past week!
Dave this is amazing! Let\'s do some math real quick; say you get paid $15.00 an hour and you work 8 hours a day. Now the average shit will take around 5 -10 minutes (we\'ll say 10 minutes since this is at work and we\'re in no hurry) So if you\'re shitting 3-4 times a day we can assume at least 2 of these craps will take place at work. So to recap, you\'re spending 20 minutes a day taking shits at work. That\'s 100 minutes a week! We\'ll round up to 1 1/2 hours (assuming your tired one of these 5 days and take a nap on the shitter). So if you\'re making $15.00 an hour your getting paid $22.50 to shit every week! That\'s around $1080.00 a year to eat your Kelloggs! I believe anyone with a desk job would truly benefit by adding a little more fiber to their diet.
Personally I\'d try to take 3 at work and 1 at home. This would bring your shit salary up to ~ $1800.00 a year.
shit salary.. :lol:
nice work.. though i\'ve only been averaging 1 workshit per day so far..
thing is, i also started taking the train to work last week... i do NOT want those 2 worlds to collide!
GODAMN THAT WAS AWFUL! DAVE YOU NEARLY RUINED A WONDERFUL LUNCH AT GREG\'S MOM\'S HOUSE AND A NIGHT BOWLING WITH THE BREAKFAST! SHAME ON YOU...
see holly, i\'m not doing this for me - i\'m doing this for you. ;)
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Dave- You want a great cereal with fiber...check out Kashi. In the natural/ organic section of your grocery store. VERY high in fiber and protein, moderate amount of NATURAL sugar....VERY good for you! Been on a high fiber "eating plan" for a while now and loving it!! AND...:holyshit:, 3-4x/ day, most at home= poor Lisa :lol:
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Gabo, your crazy, but we love you anyway
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what a crazy thread. Go fiber! :P
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This has certainly taken a strange turn since its conception.
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^^^^^^^as do most threads in this website.
at any rate, i\'m all out of H.B.of O.\'s, so it looks like i gotta make a trip to the grocery store. it\'s different every spoonfull !!!!!!!!! i hear sweaters contain a large amount of fiber
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Chew on a sweater, hippie.
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they are so damn good. i can\'t get enough of them. cap\'n crunch is wicked good too. anyone else like cereal ?
I love cereal, and currently have 6 boxes in circulation, plus overstocked milk/soy milk. I consolidated two boxes cuz I thought it looked excessive. I eat it every day in various combos, have been doin\' it for years.
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^^^^ that\'s what i call a girl who knows her cereal !!!!!!! :biggrin:
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ARE YOU CER?
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ARE YOU CER?
:lol: rotfl holy shit !!! why didn\'t i think of that ???? !!! :lol:
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also, anyone else see the irony of this thread on thebreakfast.info??
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maybe it should be in the grand scheme of things, general breakfast discussions :lol:
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:D that\'s what i was thinking..
where\'s Jim Cobb when you need him?? ;)
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the last few posts in this thread have really brought the dominance of the topic back into perspective.
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I really love Ohs. Also plain old Special K, but you have to put fruit in it. I hate anything like Trix, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pepples, ec. Gross!
Some of the Kashi is really good and some tastes like cardboard.
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Peter: Oh my god! there\'s a message in my cereal from beyond the grave! It says "Ooooooooo"
Brian: Peter, those are cheerios.
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I dig Cheerios...I like most cereal with not a lot of sugar in it. Breakfast is so damn important.
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no one mentioned the "Peace" cereals. nothing better than ginger crisp w/hemp.
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I like grapenuts w/ banana... well at least that\'s what I\'m trying to convince myself of liking.
I dig cap\'n crunch w/ crunch berries. i love the way they tear the skin from the roof of my mouth.
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They say when you get older you choose your cereal for the fiber not the toy.
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They say when you get older you choose your cereal for the fiber not the toy.
I hate "they". "They" take the fun outta life.
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They are usually always right and always wrong. They control everything. Damn They!
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oh, and it\'s also working in the department that i picked it up for in the first place.. i\'ve gone from shitting MAYBE once a day, to squeezing a nice 3-4 out daily for the past week! :thumbsup:
i feel like a fucking champion.
Thanks to a steady diet of italian food, coffee, and booze, I have been a 3 poop a day guy for years now..... Good movements make me smile like a little baby...
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i eat more cereal late at night than i do in the morning. i like cereal that contaminates the milk with a flavor or color...which means its probably doing the same to my liver. Dave...cant wait to hang out with ya again now!! hope u never have to deuce on metro north ever. that would be awful.. while its on my mind...Lisa Pec makes the BOMB cereal mix snack with all kinds of good addicitng stuff that u cant resist...
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while its on my mind...Lisa Pec makes the BOMB cereal mix snack with all kinds of good addicitng stuff that u cant resist...
confirmed. quality bonus of the pec house parties I\'ve been to.
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I can\'t believe this thread is still going
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been eating a lot of golden grahams lately. kellog\'s smart start is ser too. frosted mini wheats are a popular site these days. its good to switch it up
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Mmmmmm sugar smack!
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frosted mini wheats are my all time fav.
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I missed this thread the first time around. I\'m a cereal fanatic, complete with a t-shirt that reads "Cereal Killer." My favorite will forever be Oh\'s. Also a big fan of Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini-Wheats, life, Kashi, Apple-Cin Cheerios, and was raised on Cocoa Krispies w/freshly sliced bananas. I can\'t stand cereal prepared with dried fruit, bitter beer face. I\'ll try anything twice.
Oh\'s have been on sale for over a month right now, $1 a box. I\'ve eaten 6 boxes in this span. The boxes are smaller than most.
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I too missed this thread the first time around. I am not a cereal fanatic, but this is a damn good thread. Good work bezerker.:thumbsup: Honeycombs= heady cer
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honey bunches may own the world of flakey cereals. i\'m just getting into dry shredded wheat with bananas. kinda hag i know
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wegmans brand honey bunches varieties are the chrons
I also like plain cheerios and kashi and cornflakes and raisin bran
thats about as healthy as I get with cereal.
then its into the frosted mini wheats, oh\'s ,berry kix, apple jacks, pops, crunch berries. etc
I like almost all the junky ones, although I very rarely eat any of them these days.
On a whole my cereal consumption levels are no where near what they used to be
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This is a very distrubing thread.
I eat shreaded wheat with bananas/gernola.
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I really like the Kashi cereals but they make me way too gassy to eat. I work in an office environment, I can\'t be walking around busting ass all day.
I totally forgot about Apple Jacks, I may have to pick some up for dinner tonight.
Honey Combs rock. giant combs in a giant box
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berry berry kicks are the bomb.com but the price is absurd. its my fav cereal almost but i refuse to pay the absurd price. i am sorry
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not sure if i posted in this thread, but i eat a 1.76oz. box of kellog\'s all-bran daily.
other cereals i LOVE, but hardly ever eat:
Corn Pops (recently had at aruny\'s for the first time in a long time. YUM!!)
Apple Jacks
Rice Krispies
Cocoa Krispies (can\'t beat the chocolate milk when you\'re done!)
HONEY COMB!!
Cheerios
Kix
Rice Chex (nice and soggy)
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wheat chex own rice chex
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cooooOOOOOOOOkkkie crisp
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not sure if i posted in this thread, but i eat a 1.76oz. box of kellog\'s all-bran daily.
So you\'ve been doing that for the last 3 years?
Regular?
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not sure if i posted in this thread, but i eat a 1.76oz. box of kellog\'s all-bran daily.
So you\'ve been doing that for the last 3 years?
Regular?
def.
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wheat chex own rice chex
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Chex, imo:
Multi-Bran > Rice > Wheat > Corn
never had honey nut, chocolate, or strawberry.
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chocolate chex made their unofficial debut as the non-marchmallow component of "Batman Cereal" circa 93ish
fyi
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wheat chex own rice chex
I think wheat chex is gross. Corn Chex? Rice Chex? tasty.
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Chocolate Chex = heroin
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I eat a lot of cereal.
If I don\'t have cereal for breakfast, I have yogurt with granola.
My favorite cereals are:
Cascadia Farms Hearty Morning
" " Wheat Crunch
Cheerios
Special K
Kashi Shredded Wheat
For the junk-food cereals, it\'s all about Oh\'s. Goldern Grahams are killer too.
Aaaaannnd I just remembered I\'m out of milk. Damnit.
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I do not understand the last one.
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I do not understand the last one.
That\'s Will Wheaton, also known as Wessely "The Lamest Character Ever" Crusher on TNG
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dude my milk feels hella weird and shit :lol:
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anyone try the new ego waffle cereal ? shits bangin !
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so upon destroying a box of HBOO (w/ almonds) i\'d like to say that
grape nuts. now thats sereal. i fucking shower in that shit.
wheat chex for lyf!!
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grape nuts are ballin with some maple syrup.
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grape nuts are ballin with some maple syrup.
Is that some kinda pron?
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grape nuts are ballin with some maple syrup.
Is that some kinda pron?
ooop you got a little on your chin......
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grape nuts are ballin with some maple syrup.
Is that some kinda pron?
ooop you got a little on your chin......
those are balls on his chin.
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grape nuts are ballin with some maple syrup.
Is that some kinda pron?
ooop you got a little on your chin......
those are balls on his chin.
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haha, LOL.
Well played.
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no one mentioned the "Peace" cereals. nothing better than ginger crisp w/hemp.
Yea I like the Vanilla one with bunches of yummy.
So Dave if I got you right... if I up my daily fiber intake by a factor of three or four, it\'ll increase my energy and mood to the extent I can quit smoking bathtub crank out of this filthy lightbulb every couple hours? :hair:
Something I\'ll have to try!
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My favorite cereal was Just Right.
(http://www.ozemartonline.com/USERIMAGES/JUST%20RIGHT%20ORIGINAL%20560G(2).JPG)
Then they stopped making it. And just recently Dunkin\' Donuts
stopped making bran muffins. Goddammit!!
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i\'ve been on a huge Kashi kick lately. specifically, these two:
(http://kashi.com/assets/images/products/golean_crunch_honey_almond_flax/large.jpg)
(http://kashi.com/assets/images/products/golean_cereal_original/large.jpg)
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i have like 4-5 boxes of that stuff... don\'t ask me how... but i\'m still yet to try it out but i just ran out of Fruit Loops so i guess i\'ll give it a shot
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i have like 4-5 boxes of that stuff... don\'t ask me how... but i\'m still yet to try it out but i just ran out of Fruit Loops so i guess i\'ll give it a shot
fruit loops hurt my mouth
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I can never seem to chew Kashi. Like they diamond plate it or something. My mom loves the stuff though :D
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I enjoy the Kashi but had to stop eating it.
That massive upswing in protein had undesirable consequences (for me).
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Your system gets used to it after 1-2 weeks.
Also, don\'t eat too much in one sitting. Eating smaller portions more frequently through out the day is better for your digestion and your metabolism. It\'s a lifestyle change, but it\'s one of the best things I\'ve ever done for myself.
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Your system gets used to it after 1-2 weeks.
Also, don\'t eat too much in one sitting. Eating smaller portions more frequently through out the day is better for your digestion and your metabolism. It\'s a lifestyle change, but it\'s one of the best things I\'ve ever done for myself.
I was persistent, ate it for like 6 - 8 months, spent the entire time crop dusting my office, and honestly, that was from a breakfast of, maybe 1 cup. I couldn\'t imagine the blast effects from a large bowl. I\'d be knocking over cube walls and blowing out the seat of my pants.
Like I said, tasty stuff. Just wasn\'t right for my digestive system.
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I stand corrected Slim. It seems I severely underestimated your flatulence.
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Your system gets used to it after 1-2 weeks.
Also, don\'t eat too much in one sitting. Eating smaller portions more frequently through out the day is better for your digestion and your metabolism. It\'s a lifestyle change, but it\'s one of the best things I\'ve ever done for myself.
I was persistent, ate it for like 6 - 8 months, spent the entire time crop dusting my office, and honestly, that was from a breakfast of, maybe 1 cup. I couldn\'t imagine the blast effects from a large bowl. I\'d be knocking over cube walls and blowing out the seat of my pants.
Like I said, tasty stuff. Just wasn\'t right for my digestive system.
why did you keep eating it for 8 months if it was making your life miserable? That shit does the same thing to me man.
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Never said it made my life miserable. Just gave me massive Kashi farts.
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you know, i\'ve never really been a gassy person at all. guess i\'m just lucky.
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hahaha. i fart all the time, often while belching or urinating. lucily i\'m in a phase whre my gas is undetectable, but about a month ago i was making wallpaper peel
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I couldn\'t imagine the blast effects from a large bowl.
*giggles*
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hahaha. i fart all the time, often while belching or urinating. lucily i\'m in a phase whre my gas is undetectable, but about a month ago i was making wallpaper peel
"Oooh I love farting in the bathtub, at clubs, at home, on the road, in your face. Unload..in your eyeball. Fart while walking down the sidewalk. After nightfall...to the point you spray Lysol."
Can anyone name what song this is from?
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sounds like del
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hahaha. i fart all the time, often while belching or urinating. lucily i\'m in a phase whre my gas is undetectable, but about a month ago i was making wallpaper peel
"Oooh I love farting in the bathtub, at clubs, at home, on the road, in your face. Unload..in your eyeball. Fart while walking down the sidewalk. After nightfall...to the point you spray Lysol."
Can anyone name what song this is from?
I had never heard of Edan before. Thanks for the introduction. Funny shit.
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hahaha. i fart all the time, often while belching or urinating. lucily i\'m in a phase whre my gas is undetectable, but about a month ago i was making wallpaper peel
"Oooh I love farting in the bathtub, at clubs, at home, on the road, in your face. Unload..in your eyeball. Fart while walking down the sidewalk. After nightfall...to the point you spray Lysol."
Can anyone name what song this is from?
I had never heard of Edan before. Thanks for the introduction. Funny shit.
Yeah, Edan is the shit. If you haven\'t heard of him check out:
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or
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