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Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: Wolfman on November 17, 2011, 06:25:30 am
After years of diligent and careful reading of all of the great band names in the wildly popular great band names threads, I thought that it might be fun to have a horrible band name thread.  So remember, if your hypothetical band name is great, this is the wrong thread.  Only horrible band names go here!

In the most recent great band name thread I was rightfully chastised for commenting on other people\'s ideas without contributing any of my own.  So here are some ideas of horrible band names to get us started:

unfortunate circumstance
the band-aid incident
spiritual glue
alternate lennon beard
makeshift seizure
mousefart
thousand dollar bong
strange activity
backyard debauchery
curiousity or otherwise
firecloud
the salvia night
bad analogy
toolbox stink
refried confusion
dog orgy
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: Vassillios on November 17, 2011, 09:27:58 am
the douchebagz
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 18, 2011, 10:31:30 pm
Quote from: Wolfman;274380
After years of diligent and careful reading of all of the great band names in the wildly popular great band names threads, I thought that it might be fun to have a horrible band name thread.  So remember, if your hypothetical band name is great, this is the wrong thread.  Only horrible band names go here!

In the most recent great band name thread I was rightfully chastised for commenting on other people\'s ideas without contributing any of my own.  So here are some ideas of horrible band names to get us started:

unfortunate circumstance
the band-aid incident
spiritual glue
alternate lennon beard
makeshift seizure
mousefart
thousand dollar bong
strange activity
backyard debauchery
curiousity or otherwise
firecloud
the salvia night
bad analogy
toolbox stink
refried confusion
dog orgy


The problem is Wolfman, these are very GREAT band names!!!

1-Bunghole Chewing Gum Pouch
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 20, 2011, 07:31:27 am
2-The Librarian & The Bookworms
3-Holding the Bag & The Dog Walkers
4-The Turkey Got Gobbled
5-No Room For Pie
6-The Juicy Squirt Farts
7-Frozen Dinners with The Broken Microwave
8-Kitchen Table with No Chairs
9-Toll Booth Runners
10-The China Buffet Cat Skinners
11-We\'re Supposed to Be Musicians Ha! Ha! Ha!
12-Our Drummer Has Hemroids
13-Lost the Speling Bee
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 20, 2011, 07:35:32 am
14-She Gave Us Her Peas
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: bdfreetuna on November 20, 2011, 09:19:25 am
The Batti Boys
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Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 21, 2011, 08:04:54 pm
15-Bill Lou A\'lohde
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: bdfreetuna on November 21, 2011, 09:38:35 pm
Tae Kwan Do
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: Branch on November 21, 2011, 09:53:29 pm
The doozies
The thread highjackers
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: DocEllis70 on November 22, 2011, 11:21:54 am
the sandusky shower
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: kindm's on November 22, 2011, 12:39:30 pm
Sgt. Hulka & The Big Toes
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 22, 2011, 10:00:28 pm
16-The Wacker Slackers
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 24, 2011, 07:32:32 am
17-The Turkey Mass Icker
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Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 25, 2011, 08:32:22 am
18-Stew McAke with Di A.Reeha
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Post by: bdfreetuna on November 25, 2011, 11:02:53 am
Dicksizing Doses
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: Wolfman on November 25, 2011, 11:43:32 am
20 - !!!
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 26, 2011, 12:43:32 am
19-Eaton Poosi & The Lip Smackers

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20 - !!!
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: Bret on November 26, 2011, 10:56:18 am
Swamp Ass and the loose stools
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 27, 2011, 08:30:18 am
21-Leith Argik & The Mel Len Kolly Band
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 04, 2011, 09:29:15 am
22-Lou Stewlz & The Toilet Tones
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: bdfreetuna on December 04, 2011, 11:04:29 am
Penis
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 09, 2011, 08:17:51 pm
23-The Far Hearts
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Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 11, 2011, 08:54:57 am
24-Ivana Kutchakocov & The Sisters of Mercy
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Post by: bdfreetuna on December 11, 2011, 09:58:48 pm
Bang~Bang



fooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr thaaaaaaeeeeeeeee WIN
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: Drew_Kingsley on December 12, 2011, 01:02:32 pm
Three Exclamation Points
Paper Covers Cock
Kernel Sanders
That\'s So Racist!
Retards Are Gay
Congratulations?
Tattaglia\'s a Pimp
Barzini (All Along)
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: Vassillios on December 12, 2011, 01:28:13 pm
Quote from: Drew_Kingsley;274761
Retards Are Gay

That band would not get booked anywhere
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 13, 2011, 09:41:06 pm
25-The Back Alley Fudge Packers
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: frolfer on December 14, 2011, 06:48:35 pm
Quote from: Wolfman;274380


unfortunate circumstance
the band-aid incident
spiritual glue
alternate lennon beard
makeshift seizure
mousefart
thousand dollar bong
strange activity
backyard debauchery
curiousity or otherwise
firecloud
the salvia night
bad analogy
toolbox stink
refried confusion
dog orgy


this really is a band. they are a part of the homegrown music network. Still not a very good name.
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: Wolfman on December 14, 2011, 09:45:00 pm
Quote from: frolfer;274777
Quote from: Wolfman;274380

unfortunate circumstance
the band-aid incident
spiritual glue
alternate lennon beard
makeshift seizure
mousefart
thousand dollar bong
strange activity
backyard debauchery
curiousity or otherwise
firecloud
the salvia night
bad analogy
toolbox stink
refried confusion
dog orgy

this really is a band. they are a part of the homegrown music network. Still not a very good name.

The funnier part is that all of those names are from one of Freddie\'s recent posts in the "Great Band Name" thread (http://www.thebreakfast.info/forum/showpost.php?p=274370&postcount=29).  I made this thread just to break Freddie\'s balls... but nobody, not even Freddie himself, seems to have noticed that I reposted his "great" band names to start the "horrible" band names thread.  This proves my original stance that there seems to be no distinction between a "great" name and a "horrible" name.  At least, I can\'t tell the difference!

Quote from: Vassillios;274762
Quote from: Drew_Kingsley;274761
Retards Are Gay

That band would not get booked anywhere
Just saw this and I am loling.  R.A.G. would never get booked, but they would definitely be an overnight sensation on the web.
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 15, 2011, 09:41:06 pm
26-Yakov Wacakokov
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 16, 2011, 08:23:56 am
27-John Schitz & Jan Itorrunz
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 17, 2011, 09:36:49 am
28-The Les Bea Anne Players
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 18, 2011, 09:13:44 am
29-The Statue of Puberty
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 19, 2011, 11:04:24 pm
30-Fun Goo
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 21, 2011, 10:58:54 pm
31-Fun Gus & The Fun Guy
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: zuke583 on December 22, 2011, 08:23:08 am
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29-The Statue of Puberty


great name!
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 23, 2011, 08:27:23 am
32-The Mike Raffone Singers
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 24, 2011, 10:28:38 pm
33-3 Ho\'s & Mary Chris Muhs
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: DocEllis70 on December 25, 2011, 01:25:35 am
Ad Nauseum Ken/close Thread
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: ChrisLikesBass on December 25, 2011, 01:39:39 am
Eggplant Honor Roll, Tiny Danza, Metallic Baldwin
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 25, 2011, 08:09:52 am
34-The Holly Dey Choir
Title: really??
Post by: STOOPS on December 26, 2011, 09:44:13 am
hahahaha.

Hey "Tuna" what\'s the name of YOUR band???

And btw, when\'s your next concert guy?  I would LOVE to attend.
Title: The official horrible band name thread
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 26, 2011, 12:59:30 pm
35-Imus Mieforscin Bar Mitzvah Band