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Breakfast Babble => The Grand Scheme Of Things => Topic started by: Wolfman on June 03, 2006, 05:26:49 pm
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On the heels of the wildly successful Logo-Parody Bonanza, we bring you another delicious creativity contest. Ladies, gentlemen, and Blubladanians, introducing...
THE BREAKFAST HAIKU BONANZA![/COLOR]
That\'s right, time to release your inner poet and get those Breakfast Haikus going! It\'s cool because anyone can do this, you don\'t need a fancy graphics program this time! Let\'s run this for two weeks, through 6/17/06.
The prize for this contest is a ticket to the Breakfast show of your choice anytime in 2006![/COLOR](No festies.)
A Haiku is a 3-line poem. The first and third line must have 5 syllables and the second line has 7 syllables. That\'s it. Nice and simple!
Here\'s three to get us started:
Fingers flying fast
Fretboard doesn\'t have a chance
Timmy Tour Fo Life!
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I like to eat Za
It sounds as good as it tastes
Take it off the shelf
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Rufus breaks my balls
But not like Staven Guineas
Those guys are brutal
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OK, your turn! Ready, set, HAIKU!
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Yay! This sounds like fun. I\'ll have to think about it for awhile, and it will give me something to do at work when I am bored :spin:
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Another contest?
This one, I think I can win
But I hate haikus!
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a few quick ones, not very good:
breakfast dot info
has all of your breakfast news
it\'s superfly phaddy fat
phaddy boom baddy
baseball bat - not too skinny
no, it\'s always fat
wolf says he counts notes
but I think he\'s full of shit
if not he\'s a dork.
Gladys pimps with me
and my home is blubladan
I am buquebus
tobacco road fun!
no sleeping, only drinking
hells kitchen, new york.
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Happy New Haven
The Breakfast back at Toad\'s Place
It\'s about damn time
The old songs are good
The new songs are much better
New album coming
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So Very Tired
Strong Coffee Not Working Well
It is all Tim\'s Fault
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Buhler?
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Buehler?
Too much hotey ragin\' & halfyard sluggin\' ??
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Breakast disc in car
Makes my jeep go way too fast
Damn, I see radar
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The Breakfast The American Scene
But Will I Ever get to See\'em
Afraid Only in My Dreams
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haiku=5 7 5 right?
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A Haiku is a 3-line poem. The first and third line must have 5 syllables and the second line has 7 syllables.
syllables, not words.
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Wow, yeah, didn\'t even do a word count on those. Good observation Todd.
Shame on me for not looking back in the thread.
I was correct though.
wildcoyote=haiku nazi
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Breakfast in SoCal
Perhaps again this autumn
Plane tickets for now
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Love Lake was better
Without cliché blues ending
Bring back "not a dream"
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i\'ll do one of these
now this thread is two pages
great success, wolfman
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WILDLY jammin\' BAND!
Breakfast makes a Jam Band Stand--
while i take wild flight!
and
Live in Montana
Never ever see said band,
But Fond anyway!
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brain melting music
this is how the Breakfast play
give me my fix now
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funk nasty crazy
the tunes make my body move
feels spectacular
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No more songs for n00bs
They only yell for "Phaddy"
Play "Cut Me Some Slack"
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Too tall for the front
Who is whistling in my ear?
The Save Side fo\' Life
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Ha! The Price Is Right!
Great theme song to play! Unlike
Supermarket Sweep!
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Breakfast should cover
Symphony Of Destruction
Tim is Dave Mustaine
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At the breakfast show
sooo many guys in this place
ser sausage party !
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Girls like the breakfast,
And the newbs like TB too,
Believe it or not.
:newbie:
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Live music archive
Streaming flow radio joe
Can\'t wait for updates
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Adge Tim Ron Jordan
Spectacle to see them play
But not Gypsy Girl
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Son of Simpleton
When he exits the painting
The end of the set
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Saturday is near
and I cannot wait to hear
a sick jam or two.
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Overexposure
Will win the 2006
Tournament of Tunes
Whiskey-bowl-whiskey
No sleeping only drinking
We need a bus trip
Guitar Hero rocks
I now can play Frankenstein
Better than Trey can
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Step up to the plate
Swing, hit it, and touch a base
Proverbially
(Score)
Once I\'m in your brain
Nothing but goodness baby
Life won\'t be the same
(Dig)
The Late and the Great
Are not here due to fate, but
that\'s debatable
(The Late and the Great)
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Big Weekend Coming
Block Island and Rhode Island
See You in Upstate
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Garcian Fishbowl,
Attraction to Shade Ditty,
Puppetry still rock.
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Sandy beaches rock
Block Island will be non-stop
Make it out alive!
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block island or bust
getting there one day early
who\'s in for all four?
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eat your breakfast \'cross
the nation don\'t get too lost
heavy on the sauce
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Breakfast Boat Leaving
Island Run Plus Albany
Dont Be Sorry Chipped
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Dont Be Sorry Chipped
rotfl
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With Broseph We Search
Broseph Is Who Or What Now?
Brimley Holds The Key
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With Broseph We Search
Broseph Is Who Or What Now?
Brimley Holds The Key
that I found funny.
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With Broseph We Search
Broseph Is Who Or What Now?
Brimley Holds The Key
This gets my vote for
best haiku contestant yet!!
Good job Stevie Gencs!
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Ode to Ronnie Spears:
Many Ways To Save The Day-
But Now You Must Go.
You Will Be So Missed;
Music Will Not Be The Same,
We Must Also Grow...
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Love Save Side For Life
Absorb his low frequencies
Rumble Us It Does
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come down to the staint
grimiest gladys ever
in assberry park
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First there was Jordan,
Then there was Matt Oestreicher,
Who\'s the next bassist?
Ron\'s last show is soon
I want to hear some Sundance
And No Glove no Love
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eppy 3 is ser
on the shelf for half a year
when i hear, drink beer
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Ronnie Spears the Save
Thumpin\' it hard since day one
Victory to rage
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eppy 3 is ser
on the shelf for half a year
when i hear, drink beer
HA! I love it.
Garcian Fishbowl,
Attraction to Shade Ditty,
Puppetry still rock.
4-7-5 = Invalid
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Garcian Fishbowl,
Attraction to Shade Ditty,
Puppetry still rock.
4-7-5 = Invalid[/QUOTE]
Not so for sure, son
If you say it correctly
It fits perfectly
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I am a cop out,
DMB to the Breakfast,
I\'m a winner now.
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Garcian Fishbowl,
Attraction to Shade Ditty,
Puppetry still rock.
4-7-5 = Invalid
Not so for sure, son
If you say it correctly
It fits perfectly[/QUOTE]
Really? If you could
Spell it out phonetic-lee
Gar-shin Fish-bowl no?
If it does in fact
Sound like Gar-she-in Fish-bowl
Call me noob, not son
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Five more shows to go
Asbury on Saturday
Save\'s last stand begins
Gencs\' birthday bash
Don\'t hassle me, I\'m local
Sunrise on the beach
Thursday night in Plains
Good food and delicious cheese
Gladys is gouda
Off to chowderland
Where they say their R\'s like A\'s
Ovah Exposhah
Save\'s home town farewell
Tears will flow like beer and wine
Raise your glasses high
New Years in Upstate
For Save\'s final breakfast show
Long live the mohawk
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The Breakfast The Break
Fast The Breakfast The Breakfast
Break The Fast Breakfast
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Off to chowderland
Where they say their R\'s like A\'s
Ovah Exposhah
:lol:
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Off to chowderland
Where they say their R\'s like A\'s
Ovah Exposhah
:lol:
ahhhhh good old ROTisland
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Tood Stoops in the band
Let the serness soon begin
Fans in for a treat