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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: leith on October 25, 2005, 12:21:38 am
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Well I just got back from a very comical "wellness seminar" that lasted waaaaaay to long. I only went because a woman I am fond of invited me. I can\'t believe I sat through a bunch of doubletalk intended to show the health benefits of the product my new friend is a distributor of just to hang out w/ her after. Than again she was so happy I showed, we are going out for drinks Wed. lol
So what kind of dumb stuff have YOU done ?
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yikes.............
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Leith, didn\'t they recently make a movie based on the lack of sex in your life?
Now what was it called again? 40 Year-old virgin? :duck:
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Leith, didn\'t they recently make a movie based on the lack of sex in your life?
Now what was it called again? 40 Year-old virgin? :duck:
rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl........\'nuff said ;)
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Leith, didn\'t they recently make a movie based on the lack of sex in your life?
Now what was it called again? 40 Year-old virgin? :duck:
LOL nah it\'s just funny because our schedules nvr match so I figured what the hell as I was doing nothing tonight. She was surprised as she has tried to get me to go b4 and I beg off. So even though it was stupid as all get out sitting through the seminar it seems to have been worth it.
Like I\'m the only one that has put up w/ or done stupid shit for tail. pfft bunch a wooses out there!
Leith, didn\'t they recently make a movie based on the lack of sex in your life?
Now what was it called again? 40 Year-old virgin? :duck:
rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl........\'nuff said ;)
I KNOW you\'ve done dumb shit for tail. You\'re just not man enough to own up. BEATCH!!!!!
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Leith, didn\'t they recently make a movie based on the lack of sex in your life?
Now what was it called again? 40 Year-old virgin? :duck:
LOL nah it\'s just funny because our schedules nvr match so I figured what the hell as I was doing nothing tonight. She was surprised as she has tried to get me to go b4 and I beg off. So even though it was stupid as all get out sitting through the seminar it seems to have been worth it.
Like I\'m the only one that has put up w/ or done stupid shit for tail. pfft bunch a wooses out there!
Leith, didn\'t they recently make a movie based on the lack of sex in your life?
Now what was it called again? 40 Year-old virgin? :duck:
rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl........\'nuff said ;)
I KNOW you\'ve done dumb shit for tail. You\'re just not man enough to own up. BEATCH!!!!!
BUT....the real question is.......
did you get any?!?!?!?!?
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Leith, didn\'t they recently make a movie based on the lack of sex in your life?
Now what was it called again? 40 Year-old virgin? :duck:
LOL nah it\'s just funny because our schedules nvr match so I figured what the hell as I was doing nothing tonight. She was surprised as she has tried to get me to go b4 and I beg off. So even though it was stupid as all get out sitting through the seminar it seems to have been worth it.
Like I\'m the only one that has put up w/ or done stupid shit for tail. pfft bunch a wooses out there!
Leith, didn\'t they recently make a movie based on the lack of sex in your life?
Now what was it called again? 40 Year-old virgin? :duck:
rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl........\'nuff said ;)
I KNOW you\'ve done dumb shit for tail. You\'re just not man enough to own up. BEATCH!!!!!
BUT....the real question is.......
did you get any?!?!?!?!?
lol Well on the Xingolati cruise we were very "friendly" thus my decision to attend said "seminar" tonight so no to the question but it\'s looking REAL GOOD! AND YOU?
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I KNOW you\'ve done dumb shit for tail. You\'re just not man enough to own up. BEATCH!!!!!
I sure have. I\'ll try to remember some stories worth repeating.
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I KNOW you\'ve done dumb shit for tail. You\'re just not man enough to own up. BEATCH!!!!!
I sure have. I\'ll try to remember some stories worth repeating.
Not in a real long time......you forget....I\'m an OLD FUCK!!!!!
Leith, didn\'t they recently make a movie based on the lack of sex in your life?
Now what was it called again? 40 Year-old virgin? :duck:
LOL nah it\'s just funny because our schedules nvr match so I figured what the hell as I was doing nothing tonight. She was surprised as she has tried to get me to go b4 and I beg off. So even though it was stupid as all get out sitting through the seminar it seems to have been worth it.
Like I\'m the only one that has put up w/ or done stupid shit for tail. pfft bunch a wooses out there!
Leith, didn\'t they recently make a movie based on the lack of sex in your life?
Now what was it called again? 40 Year-old virgin? :duck:
rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl........\'nuff said ;)
I KNOW you\'ve done dumb shit for tail. You\'re just not man enough to own up. BEATCH!!!!!
BUT....the real question is.......
did you get any?!?!?!?!?
lol Well on the Xingolati cruise we were very "friendly" thus my decision to attend said "seminar" tonight so no to the question but it\'s looking REAL GOOD! AND YOU?
So....long story short and to answer the question at hand.....GOOSE EGG!!!! ;)
btw....don\'t hold your breath!!!
...now I\'m just sounding mean and spillin\' feces!!!! ;)
Forgive me!
So....how \'bout PB at Mill Street brew???? ;)
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I\'ve been lucky - worst I\'ve had to do was go on tour with pearl jam. :thumbsup:
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Once had to dance with a girl to a Wham!/George Michael record at a club - Yeeeeargh!!!
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I sure have. I\'ll try to remember some stories worth repeating.
Here, let me help. I once caught Al banging a hottie on top of a water fountain right in the middle of the hall in Baker Dorm.
The dumbest thing I have done in a long time is read a thread about leith\'s sex life that is thinly disguised as a thread about something else. Fortunately Al\'s post saved the thread. I think a week\'s vacation from the forum might be in order.
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SlimPickens = relationship moron. Congress is currently reviewing a law to barr me from any future relationships. My lawyers are advising me not to even fight it.
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I KNOW you\'ve done dumb shit for tail. You\'re just not man enough to own up. BEATCH!!!!!
I sure have. I\'ll try to remember some stories worth repeating.
Not in a real long time......you forget....I\'m an OLD FUCK!!!!!
i seem to remember someone missing a cafe 9 show for this very reason!!
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:doh: ZING!!!!
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I missed FF4 (Living Room,11/01/2002) to hang out with a female. But seeing that I\'m still with the same female, maybe it was a good decision.
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Well after the initial jabs I am glad to see the real purpose of this thread is working.
Wolf this is actually my attempt to have a conversation w/ my friends about dumb shit we have done for tail. If I lived out there we could have this convo in person. I don\'t. Deal.
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I got married, just kidding... i hope she doesn\'t read that.
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I got married, just kidding... i hope she doesn\'t read that.
no your not, your serious
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Dumbest thing thats a tough one.
Seeing as I have been out of circulation for a loooooong time hmm. well lets see probably pretending to be OK with the fact that the object of my crush was dating my housemates. trying to be the "friend". Of course it didn\'t work and eventually I gave up.
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I dont think Klout gets any either...........Ever
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ouch
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I should be in a band, musicians always get laid.
- Michael Hornburg, Bongwater
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the dumbest thing you can do is date a girl for more then a month............ then its all downhill.............. you ever see eternal sunshine of the spotless mind........ that shit sucks ballz!!!
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the dumbest thing you can do is date a girl for more then a month............ then its all downhill.............. you ever see eternal sunshine of the spotless mind........ that shit sucks ballz!!!
agreed!!
Dumbest thing was date a girl I already dated when I knew she was trouble :cough:whore:cough:
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once i saw dave.....oh god, the horror
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the dumbest thing you can do is date a girl for more then a month............ then its all downhill.............. you ever see eternal sunshine of the spotless mind........ that shit sucks ballz!!!
aw come on phil, you can\'t say that girls aren\'t worth more than a month. if you have a pattern with that then maybe you are pursuing the wrong type of women :rolleyes:..btw, what the hell is eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?
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^^ser movie w/ Jim Carrey and that chick frim Titanic
and yes Holly "good women" ar edef worth more than a month but they are very hard to find
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well........... I guess college lush party girls aren\'t the ones to go for...... but when you put a lot of time into it it sucks when its dunzo
Mama, since you arent going to beardslee rent that movie tonight
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^^^ agreed, GREAT movie. loved it.
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I took a girl to a Hanson concert......................
although it was a huge joke and I didnt have to pay for it........... but still............... beat that
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^^ wouldn\'t want to beat that you are the king :drew: Silly question how was it?
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I took a girl to a Hanson concert......................
although it was a huge joke and I didnt have to pay for it........... but still............... beat that
Ding Ding We have a Winner. So how was Umbop or whatever that song was?
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"hehe... you guys are yankin\' my crank right? ... lets put one over on old Quagmire, right? ... hehe .... aw... no... NO.. NO! NO NO NO!!! ahh jeez! i bought all these magazines...."
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I\'m sitting here trying to think of something crazy I\'ve done to get a piece of ass or whatever. I can\'t think of anything. I\'m boring.
I have more stories about trying to leave after it was over.
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^^OK you\'ve peaked my interest
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^^^ thats not right. it\'s easy for women anyways all they have to do is pick the lucky guy.
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(Let\'s just say that I\'d rather not have to jump out a window at 3 am.)
Oh, yeah. Sure. It\'s THAT easy. :no:
Silly boyz.
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yeaah you would be suprised...
some guys are idiots and just don\'t get a clue or there is a challenge, but then again a challenge is always fun. (unless you get it and it sucks/wasn\'t even worth it)
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(Let\'s just say that I\'d rather not have to jump out a window at 3 am.)
Oh, yeah. Sure. It\'s THAT easy. :no:
Silly boyz.
ok fine easier
Come on w/ you gotta be easy ;)
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Agreed.
The challenge can be fun until you do the Walk of Shame and Regret. And you realize, I could\'ve been organizing my closet instead of doing THAT with HIM.
I just HATE it when guys don\'t get the hint. Let\'s get on the ball, shall we?
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I\'m sitting here trying to think of something crazy I\'ve done to get a piece of ass or whatever. I can\'t think of anything. I\'m boring.
I have more stories about trying to leave after it was over.
women don\'t need to do crazy shit to get ass, they just need to ask
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Come on w/ you gotta be easy ;)
Calling me easy now?
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oh shit let me take my foot outta my mouth here. No no, it\'s easy for you I\'m not gonna talk any more...
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I think most women do stupid shit to be w/ a guy up until their 2nd yr in college when they realize most men are idiots concerning woman. They then realize they do not have to do dumb shit anymore, we got that covered.
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oh shit let me take my foot outta my mouth here. No no, it\'s easy for you I\'m not gonna talk any more...
Just messin\' w/ ya.
That was fun.
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oh shit let me take my foot outta my mouth here. No no, it\'s easy for you I\'m not gonna talk any more...
Just messin\' w/ ya.
That was fun.
:biggrin:
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the dumbest thing you can do is date a girl for more then a month............ then its all downhill.............. you ever see eternal sunshine of the spotless mind........ that shit sucks ballz!!!
agreed!!
Dumbest thing was date a girl I already dated when I knew she was trouble :cough:itch:cough:
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I was under the impression that all women had to do was ask. While us men usually resort to some kind of begging or giving up all our manhood.
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im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. recently got out of a 4 year relationship and i was faithful straight through. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine. shit, this probably isnt smart.. but i dont really give a fuck. hey, at least i can still count the number of women ive slept with on one hand and no thumbs up.
oh shit, while we\'re on this subject have any dudes here ever gotten a checkup just for the hell of it, making sure you didnt get burned without knowing??
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oh shit, while we\'re on this subject have any dudes here ever gotten a checkup just for the hell of it, making sure you didnt get burned without knowing??
Yes, it\'s never a bad idea. Cause ......... who knows? right?
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definitely.. well my point was that if you have we\'ve all felt the awful, awful pain of the suzie-q front-side rape. it was a very silent drive home.
hey Me!, are you coming out for the midwest dates?
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im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine.
rotfl(http://vasilcastle.com/cblog/uploads/goldengirls.jpg)rotfl
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^^^ classic
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OH BEE!! :hump:
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definitely.. well my point was that if you have we\'ve all felt the awful, awful pain of the suzie-q front-side rape. it was a very silent drive home.
hey Me!, are you coming out for the midwest dates?
for the first part of this I have no idea what you are talking about.....
:wtf2:
and secondly,
Sadly no I am not, I actually no longer work merch, financially I could no longer pull it off. Maybe one day when they\'re playing MSG..........
rotfl(http://vasilcastle.com/cblog/uploads/goldengirls.jpg)rotfl
^^Love it, too fuckin funny! :lol: rotfl
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Hanson was terrible
I think that college girls are all whores............
just kidding
but once they learn it, then they love it just as much as us guys do
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phil - setlist?
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phil - setlist?
If it was a while ago the setlist was probably a bunch of songs from that album w/ umbop.
If it was recent they now consider themselves a jamband and just play umbop for 90 min.
Sometimes they just play um for the 1st set and then bop for the 2nd set.
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I\'m sitting here trying to think of something crazy I\'ve done to get a piece of ass or whatever. I can\'t think of anything. I\'m boring.
I can relate to this. My boringness kicks in before I can even do something dumb to spend time with a girl... I guess I wear it on my sleeve our something..
I could also lack that part of the brain...hehe
phil - setlist?
If it was recent they now consider themselves a jamband and just play umbop for 90 min.
Sometimes they just play um for the 1st set and then bop for the 2nd set.
90 min of umbop :hair:
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you\'re all a bunch of sorry saps if you ask me.
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you\'re all a bunch of sorry saps if you ask me.
no one asked
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you\'re all a bunch of sorry saps if you ask me.
Oh yeah I forgot you LOOOOve Hanson.
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im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine.
rotfl(http://vasilcastle.com/cblog/uploads/goldengirls.jpg)rotfl
:lol:
only about half that age though. it was spectacular, i bet she still has my right-hand imprint on her ass.
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When I was in 6th grade I went to church AND joined youth group to hang out with my "crush." Oh Taylor Alves and your dreamy brown eyes.
I went to church twice. Wasn\'t worth it.
Last I saw "Tay" he was hangin\' outside of Cumberland Farms (smoking a butt) when it was raining and maybe 40 degrees outside. And no, he didn\'t work there.
phil - setlist?
If it was a while ago the setlist was probably a bunch of songs from that album w/ umbop.
If it was recent they now consider themselves a jamband and just play umbop for 90 min.
Sometimes they just play um for the 1st set and then bop for the 2nd set.
Leith who are you kidding? I KNOW that you know it is "MMMBop," not "umbop."
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LOL. I knew someone would finally say something. It takes a true Hanson fan to pick that out.
:shock1:
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Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin\' me. "Hey, let\'s put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he\'s actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That\'s insane. That\'s impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I\'ve got all these magazines. Oh God.
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im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. recently got out of a 4 year relationship and i was faithful straight through. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine. shit, this probably isnt smart.. but i dont really give a fuck. hey, at least i can still count the number of women ive slept with on one hand and no thumbs up.
oh shit, while we\'re on this subject have any dudes here ever gotten a checkup just for the hell of it, making sure you didnt get burned without knowing??
Gordo, where did you pick her up?
Perhaps here:
http://www.urbancougar.com
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I got married.
I second that ;)
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im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. recently got out of a 4 year relationship and i was faithful straight through. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine. shit, this probably isnt smart.. but i dont really give a fuck. hey, at least i can still count the number of women ive slept with on one hand and no thumbs up.
oh shit, while we\'re on this subject have any dudes here ever gotten a checkup just for the hell of it, making sure you didnt get burned without knowing??
Gordo, where did you pick her up?
Perhaps here:
http://www.urbancougar.com
:lol:
im no online dater guy! i met her at this bar/concert venue called Durty Nellie\'s. funny thing was that i went there right after playing 3 softball games.. definitely had stinky nuts.
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im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. recently got out of a 4 year relationship and i was faithful straight through. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine. shit, this probably isnt smart.. but i dont really give a fuck. hey, at least i can still count the number of women ive slept with on one hand and no thumbs up.
oh shit, while we\'re on this subject have any dudes here ever gotten a checkup just for the hell of it, making sure you didnt get burned without knowing??
Gordo, where did you pick her up?
Perhaps here:
http://www.urbancougar.com
:lol:
im no online dater guy! i met her at this bar/concert venue called Durty Nellie\'s. funny thing was that i went there right after playing 3 softball games.. definitely had stinky nuts.
Urban Cougar tells you which venues/bars to visit for some Cougar love and also tells Cougars where to find some young prey.
I think I saw some Chicago bars on the list. You can thank me later.
Are you going out with your cougar friend again?
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im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. recently got out of a 4 year relationship and i was faithful straight through. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine. shit, this probably isnt smart.. but i dont really give a fuck. hey, at least i can still count the number of women ive slept with on one hand and no thumbs up.
oh shit, while we\'re on this subject have any dudes here ever gotten a checkup just for the hell of it, making sure you didnt get burned without knowing??
Gordo, where did you pick her up?
Perhaps here:
http://www.urbancougar.com
:lol:
im no online dater guy! i met her at this bar/concert venue called Durty Nellie\'s. funny thing was that i went there right after playing 3 softball games.. definitely had stinky nuts.
Urban Cougar tells you which venues/bars to visit for some Cougar love and also tells Cougars where to find some young prey.
I think I saw some Chicago bars on the list. You can thank me later.
Are you going out with your cougar friend again?
absolutely not. if it happens by chance, whatever. but this woman is divorced with 3 kids. some of the shit she was saying to me almost had me busting a gut in mid-thrust. no doubt shes been in some f-ed up relationships at this point. for example, she \'screamed\' "i dont want you to just fuck me, i want you to love me." :wtf: i kept my mouth shut and just kept going. when we finished up, she just wanted to remind me that she was extremely fertile. :wtf: i met her 3-4 hours before, asked me if i wanted to go downtown, gave me her rental car keys to drive and her place happened to be on the way so we never made it. waaaaaay too much baggage for a young lad to be calling for a second meeting.
btw, why do you know about the Urban Cougars site buddy??
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absolutely not. if it happens by chance, whatever. but this woman is divorced with 3 kids. some of the shit she was saying to me almost had me busting a gut in mid-thrust. no doubt shes been in some f-ed up relationships at this point. for example, she \'screamed\' "i dont want you to just fuck me, i want you to love me." :wtf: i kept my mouth shut and just kept going. when we finished up, she just wanted to remind me that she was extremely fertile. :wtf: i met her 3-4 hours before, asked me if i wanted to go downtown, gave me her rental car keys to drive and her place happened to be on the way so we never made it. waaaaaay too much baggage for a young lad to be calling for a second meeting.
btw, why do you know about the Urban Cougars site buddy??
YIKES kid, run the other way fast and change your phone number!
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absolutely not. if it happens by chance, whatever. but this woman is divorced with 3 kids. some of the shit she was saying to me almost had me busting a gut in mid-thrust. no doubt shes been in some f-ed up relationships at this point. for example, she \'screamed\' "i dont want you to just fuck me, i want you to love me." :wtf: i kept my mouth shut and just kept going. when we finished up, she just wanted to remind me that she was extremely fertile. :wtf: i met her 3-4 hours before, asked me if i wanted to go downtown, gave me her rental car keys to drive and her place happened to be on the way so we never made it. waaaaaay too much baggage for a young lad to be calling for a second meeting.
btw, why do you know about the Urban Cougars site buddy??
YIKES kid, run the other way fast and change your phone number!
:that:
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come on now, you think i handed out my # after all those shenanigans?
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Oh my goodness. It always amazes me. People say some fucked up shit when they\'re doing the dirty dirty.
That story made me feel dirty.
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sorry. :redface:
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(http://www.urbancougar.com/images/Si_Specialty_14.jpg)
yikes!
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btw, why do you know about the Urban Cougars site buddy??
I think I read about it in a newspaper or magazine, though I didn\'t have a reason to visit the site till your cougar press release.
Interesting site. Gives some good tips for hunting cougars.
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sorry. :redface:
Hee hee. That\'s okay. I took a shower.
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sorry. :redface:
Hee hee. That\'s okay. I took a shower.
:lol:
and for the record, this woman was extremely attractive. im not the kind of kid that would just hook up with an older woman solely for the fact shes an older woman. this chick was half japanese/half irish, grew up in oklahoma and had a very proper southern accent, and majored in poladys fitness or something. her body was bangin, face was beautiful, i had no choice.. happy to say i was very proud when she was snoring like my grandpa and i was quietly putting my clothes back on and slipping out the door. it was a loooooooooong walk home with a lot of laughs to myself.
(http://www.urbancougar.com/images/Si_Specialty_14.jpg)
yikes!
my point is none of that ^^^^^ business.
YIKES is right.
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and for the record, this woman was extremely attractive. im not the kind of kid that would just hook up with an older woman solely for the fact shes an older woman. this chick was half japanese/half irish, grew up in oklahoma and had a very proper southern accent, and majored in poladys fitness or something. her body was bangin, face was beautiful, i had no choice.. happy to say i was very proud when she was snoring like my grandpa and i was quietly putting my clothes back on and slipping out the door. it was a loooooooooong walk home with a lot of laughs to myself.
Something about this made me very sad....
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sorry. :redface:
Hee hee. That\'s okay. I took a shower.
:lol:
and for the record, this woman was extremely attractive. im not the kind of kid that would just hook up with an older woman solely for the fact shes an older woman. this chick was half japanese/half irish, grew up in oklahoma and had a very proper southern accent, and majored in poladys fitness or something. her body was bangin, face was beautiful, i had no choice.. happy to say i was very proud when she was snoring like my grandpa and i was quietly putting my clothes back on and slipping out the door. it was a loooooooooong walk home with a lot of laughs to myself.
You, in no way, have to justify your sexual escapades. I too have laughed the whole way home once or twice. Actually, more often than not.
If you got yours, and she didn\'t look like one of the golden girls, more power to ya.
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i think i saw you at the freakout. i should have said hello...
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i think i saw you at the freakout. i should have said hello...
Me?
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yup
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Please DO say hello! I\'m trying to meet as many heads as I can and get names/faces together. :)
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^^oh you can\'t miss the cobbster, w/ that head of hair? not a chance it\'s no dobsondoo but powerful none the less
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and for the record, this woman was extremely attractive. im not the kind of kid that would just hook up with an older woman solely for the fact shes an older woman. this chick was half japanese/half irish, grew up in oklahoma and had a very proper southern accent, and majored in poladys fitness or something. her body was bangin, face was beautiful, i had no choice.. happy to say i was very proud when she was snoring like my grandpa and i was quietly putting my clothes back on and slipping out the door. it was a loooooooooong walk home with a lot of laughs to myself.
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something about this made me very happy.
lets kill this thread. feel like im misrepresenting myself all of the sudden as some kind of player with no morals. makin people sad and shit, c\'mon.
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actually both cobb and phire have impressive heads of hair. i\'m picturing a phire cobb love child = giant red afro\'s.
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Giant red afros=ser eye candy
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amen to that.
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and for the record, this woman was extremely attractive. im not the kind of kid that would just hook up with an older woman solely for the fact shes an older woman. this chick was half japanese/half irish, grew up in oklahoma and had a very proper southern accent, and majored in poladys fitness or something. her body was bangin, face was beautiful, i had no choice.. happy to say i was very proud when she was snoring like my grandpa and i was quietly putting my clothes back on and slipping out the door. it was a loooooooooong walk home with a lot of laughs to myself.
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something about this made me very happy.
lets kill this thread. feel like im misrepresenting myself all of the sudden as some kind of player with no morals. makin people sad and shit, c\'mon.
PLS keep this thread alive. I love this thread\'s longetivity(sp?)I nvr thought it would last!
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and for the record, this woman was extremely attractive. im not the kind of kid that would just hook up with an older woman solely for the fact shes an older woman. this chick was half japanese/half irish, grew up in oklahoma and had a very proper southern accent, and majored in poladys fitness or something. her body was bangin, face was beautiful, i had no choice.. happy to say i was very proud when she was snoring like my grandpa and i was quietly putting my clothes back on and slipping out the door. it was a loooooooooong walk home with a lot of laughs to myself.
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something about this made me very happy.
lets kill this thread. feel like im misrepresenting myself all of the sudden as some kind of player with no morals. makin people sad and shit, c\'mon.
PLS keep this thread alive. I love this thread\'s longetivity(sp?)I nvr thought it would last!
Why would you feel like you misrepresentin\' ?
If no one got hurt then its all good. Hell half asian/Irish sign me up!! And is in to fitness (that would have killed it for me, she would have seen me and said this kid hasn\'t seen a gym in 15 yrs). And you got the story/memory and you put it too sleep.
Score 1 for our team!
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I get the sense that the gal may have been feeling a little hurt the next day. Seeing as she was "looking for someone to love her" and all. And seeing as he snuck out as she was sleeping. gross. One night stands make me want to barf.
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I get the sense that the gal may have been feeling a little hurt the next day. Seeing as she was "looking for someone to love her" and all. And seeing as he snuck out as she was sleeping. gross. One night stands make me want to barf.
first one nighter ever for me.. she knew exactly what i was in for and she was pushing for it from the start. she didnt say pre-entry that she was looking for love, it seemed totally 100% sexual.. she asked me to come back to her place right away, not to call her when i get home to chat. and oh yeah, not to mention she knew i was 21 and i knew she was 36. so if she was feeling hurt she put herself in that position. we were also both hammered that night.
p.s. go grab a bucket jocelyn, yack on the keyboard causes damage.