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no, I don\'t watch ellen but I just saw the commercial.
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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2007, 10:44:05 am »
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2007, 11:04:28 am »
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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2007, 12:16:47 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2007, 08:36:23 pm »
You guys are wretched.

Anyhow, I missed this. But that is ok, I think I may be anti-Jeff Goldblum now. Between his show being terribly shitty but not shitty enough, and my snake named Jeff Goldblum biting me in the face night before last... yeah, I really hate Jeff Goldblum.

However if he put on his Jurassic Park glasses I\'d still hit it.
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2007, 08:49:18 pm »
hahaha.  sorry, getting bit in the face from a pet snake is funny to me.

also being such a fanboy of someone and then turning your back on him oh so fast, you\'re fickle, girl.

goldblum deserves better.

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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2007, 08:53:00 pm »
It was indeed hilarious when I got bit. It bled a lot. It was awesome.

I\'ll love Jeff again tomorrow.

It\'s only a faux-pseudo-ocd-neurotic-type-of-idolatry that I feel for him anyhow.
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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2007, 08:59:41 pm »
do faux and pseudo counteract eachother like a double negative type thing?  is it so false, its real?  Either way, I don\'t think you should hold a bad game show against him, its all about the benjamins baby.

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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2007, 09:09:36 pm »
game show?
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2007, 09:12:51 pm »
I dunno, I haven\'t watched his new show, I just figured he went to way of Howie Mandel and Bob Saget, what is his new show anyways?

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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2007, 09:15:26 pm »
He plays some crazy neurotic detective who hallucinates dead people.
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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2007, 09:16:26 pm »
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He plays some crazy neurotic detective who hallucinates dead people.


yeah, he\'d be better off w/ a game show.

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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2007, 09:57:28 pm »
now that jocelyn is anti-goldblum, that makes me his biggest fan on this forum.  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2007, 09:58:13 pm »
Only until tomorrow when I start liking him again.
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« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2007, 01:38:10 am »
isn\'t Goldblum, Raines?
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