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Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 11, 2005, 07:46:56 am
From hotness to this:

(http://tinypic.com/51a6nd)

(http://tinypic.com/51a7fs)

:holyshit:

Last week...
(http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news1.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Frids%2F20050504%2Fi%2Fr928195214.jpg?v=1)

Less than month ago...
(http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fap%2F20050505%2Fcapt.nyet12505051914.people_lohan_nyet125.jpg?v=1)

Two months ago...
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/hostage/lindsay_lohan/hostagenypred2.jpg)

:(
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on May 11, 2005, 07:57:40 am
hollywood + coke = that
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 11, 2005, 08:02:06 am
RIP...

(https://home.comcast.net/~bigdsr/lohan.gif)
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Wolfman on May 11, 2005, 08:02:27 am
Probably drugs.  She looks fairly banged up in those purple dress pics.  It\'s either drugs or she changed her look, which would be about as dumb as when Tiger Woods changed his swing.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on May 11, 2005, 08:03:37 am
Quote from: davepeck
RIP...

(https://home.comcast.net/~bigdsr/lohan.gif)



nice pic there dave
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 11, 2005, 08:10:31 am
Quote from: Wolfman
Probably drugs.  She looks fairly banged up in those purple dress pics.  


purple dress = Nicole Ritchie.

white dress = Lindsay..
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Dan K on May 11, 2005, 08:33:21 am
Wow...now all i have left is the Mean Girls dvd
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 11, 2005, 08:34:53 am
:lol:

i\'ll go ahead and admit to seeing Mean Girls...
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: jking on May 11, 2005, 09:07:47 am
looks like she got her b00bs removed....  :sadban:
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Todd on May 11, 2005, 09:22:18 am
Quote from: jking
looks like she got her b00bs removed....  :sadban:

That\'s one of the first things cocaine eats up in women
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 11, 2005, 09:26:33 am
she\'s a puker!

mean girls = hysterical!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: jking on May 11, 2005, 09:29:40 am
Quote from: Todd
Quote from: jking
looks like she got her b00bs removed....  :sadban:

That\'s one of the first things cocaine eats up in women


then cocaine should be illegal!!!!


or something....
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Donbean on May 11, 2005, 09:34:19 am
love the pick dave..your like a mad scientist on here...
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on May 11, 2005, 09:37:33 am
Quote from: Todd
Quote from: jking
looks like she got her b00bs removed....  :sadban:

That\'s one of the first things cocaine eats up in women


damn..that definitely sucks for her, i\'ve seen that happen to people before.
no worries boys, the boobs will grow back but they won\'t be the same. i can understand if she loves coke, but what the hell was she thinking with her hair?!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 11, 2005, 09:43:34 am
Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya
Quote from: Todd
Quote from: jking
looks like she got her b00bs removed....  :sadban:

That\'s one of the first things cocaine eats up in women


damn..that definitely sucks for her, i\'ve seen that happen to people before.
no worries boys, the boobs will grow back but they won\'t be the same. i can understand if she loves coke, but what the hell was she thinking with her hair?!



I\'m tellin\' ya, she\'s a puker.  The gaunt, aushweitz look, the ratty hair... all classic signs.  Not sayin\' that Yay isn\'t in the mix also.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on May 11, 2005, 09:52:08 am
oh yeah most definitely..she\'s either starving or puking, but there is absolutely yay in the mix. she could totally lose a ton of weight from having an eating disorder, but not so quickly unless there are drugs involved-either coke or speed.

as for her boobs, i don\'t think she had them done. she\'s a rich girl who\'s got access to some really really great push up bras and she looks like she\'s been on the pill for over a year or something. same thing with britney spears, one day they would look giant, the next it was like wtf? miracle bras are a miracle and i want a miracle haha
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Wolfman on May 11, 2005, 02:19:37 pm
Quote from: davepeck
Quote from: Wolfman
Probably drugs.  She looks fairly banged up in those purple dress pics.  


purple dress = Nicole Ritchie.

white dress = Lindsay..


Oh.  Well geez, neither one of them is hot!  These are supposed to be sex icons?  I\'ll take the waitress in Todd\'s avatar any day over these nose-powdering hoes.

:reincarnates "the shark":
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 11, 2005, 02:28:24 pm
lindsey lohan smokes her titties.confirmed
::end of thread::
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Wolfman on May 11, 2005, 02:30:50 pm
Wait, does that mean that the thread is over?
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 11, 2005, 02:34:25 pm
not necessarily,but i answered the question..
i had a buddy that smoked his dog once.
he had a ser boxer,that he traded for crack...
__________ smoked wallace!!!!!!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on May 11, 2005, 02:37:23 pm
you can\'t smoke titties retard
and guess what they don\'t pop either, i mean unless they\'re fake
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 11, 2005, 03:03:33 pm
yea,whatever you say.........
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Stephengencs on May 11, 2005, 04:51:31 pm
Quote from: davepeck
:lol:

i\'ll go ahead and admit to seeing Mean Girls...



I thought Mean Girls was pretty funny actually.....I could give a crap about Lindsay Lohan...  Tina Fey owns bitches in that movie...to bad she was only in the movie for a total of 15 minutes.....
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: antbach on May 11, 2005, 06:26:45 pm
At this rate she\'ll be dead in 4 months. . .
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Marcial on May 11, 2005, 06:41:31 pm
is it not a know fact that she has fake tits?
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 11, 2005, 06:54:11 pm
Quote from: Marcial
is it not a know fact that she has fake tits?


i think these new pics say otherwise.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 12, 2005, 08:11:47 am
GOOD LORD...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/lalohan.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/lohanboots.jpg)
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Igziabeher on May 12, 2005, 09:09:48 am
i\'d let her do a line of my dick.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 12, 2005, 09:10:50 am
Quote from: Stephengencs
Quote from: davepeck
:lol:

i\'ll go ahead and admit to seeing Mean Girls...



I thought Mean Girls was pretty funny actually.....I could give a crap about Lindsay Lohan...  Tina Fey owns bitches in that movie...to bad she was only in the movie for a total of 15 minutes.....


Tina Fey owns bitches?  What language is that?
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 12, 2005, 09:14:14 am
Tina Fey = :drool:
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 12, 2005, 09:33:44 am
Tina "Tony Montana" Fey
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Jim Cobb on May 15, 2005, 12:42:23 am
Quote from: davepeck
:lol:

i\'ll go ahead and admit to seeing Mean Girls...

i payed 9.75 to see it in the theater.  i\'m not ashamed.

she\'s definitly sick.  anorexia or bullemia, but probably coke too considering how fast she lost the weight.

edit: oh shit theres more than one page of posts...  i should read before i post....
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 15, 2005, 01:00:54 am
she\'s hosting SNL next week (5/21, musical guest Coldplay), so we\'ll get to see \'in person\' what she looks like..
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 15, 2005, 01:41:41 am
Quote from: Igziabeher
i\'d let her do a line of my dick.

PT------------------------------------------>THADDA WAY,GUY!!!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: melanie on May 15, 2005, 03:35:30 pm
whatever i dont see the problem, so she got a little skinny, shes still hot
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 15, 2005, 03:40:48 pm
i,however,do see a problem..
its called crack!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 15, 2005, 04:27:52 pm
Quote from: melanie
whatever i dont see the problem, so she got a little skinny, shes still hot


She looks like an ethiopian ghost
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 15, 2005, 04:32:20 pm
hot??? :confused:

WALKING DEATH:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/cobbe/cokeisntcool.jpg)
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: inertia1215 on May 15, 2005, 06:03:50 pm
HOT?!?!?!? yea what he ^^^ said.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 15, 2005, 06:16:57 pm
id hit it..
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 15, 2005, 06:24:19 pm
and break it
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Todd on May 15, 2005, 07:07:23 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
id puke on it..
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: melanie on May 15, 2005, 07:09:41 pm
ok well that picture she looks terribly skinny, not flattering... but she looked good on the footage they showed of her last sat advertising next weeks snl.  maybe older.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on May 15, 2005, 07:13:15 pm
Quote from: davepeck
hot??? :confused:

WALKING DEATH:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/cobbe/cokeisntcool.jpg)

ZOINKS!

probably from hanging out with that stupid spoiled whore playset skank nicole ritchie..again, what the hell was she thinking with her hair?!!!..cool shoes though
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on May 15, 2005, 07:14:49 pm
Lindsey Lohan is still a little too FAT for me. Lose some weight first, FATSO!!!!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 15, 2005, 08:55:47 pm
again, for comparison, this is what we USED to be dealing with:

(http://www.handmademarvels.com/Pics/lindsay-jane1.jpg)
(http://www.handmademarvels.com/Pics/lindsay-vanity11.jpg)
(http://www.handmademarvels.com/Pics/lindsay-vanity6.jpg)

:drool:
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on May 15, 2005, 08:58:53 pm
still FAT!

I don\'t know about ya\'ll but I prefer to be able to play her ribs like a xylophone!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 15, 2005, 09:06:44 pm
and shame on her for wearing blue shoes with a red dress..
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 15, 2005, 10:06:28 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
and shame on her for wearing blue shoes with a red dress..


1.  You got the wrong ribcage
2.  URAGUAY
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 15, 2005, 10:13:01 pm
id hit it...
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 15, 2005, 10:17:09 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
id hit it...


after further review, you did have the right rib cage.  However, what\'s with the shoe\'s comment?
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 15, 2005, 10:20:32 pm
blue shoes+red dress=a fashon no no.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 15, 2005, 10:23:18 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
blue shoes+red dress=a fashon no no.


Okay guy
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: leith on May 15, 2005, 10:23:28 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
blue shoes+red dress=a fashon no no.

Waht= Queer Eye
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 15, 2005, 10:24:27 pm
mosdef...
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 15, 2005, 10:33:35 pm
.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 15, 2005, 10:34:20 pm
Quote from: SlimPickens
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Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on May 15, 2005, 10:36:32 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
blue shoes+red dress=a fashon no no.

not necessarily...
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 15, 2005, 10:39:47 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: SlimPickens
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Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Todd on May 15, 2005, 11:28:51 pm
Quote from: freddiewaht
blue shoes+red dress=a fashon no no.

Oh...you\'re a fashion arteest now???
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Todd on May 15, 2005, 11:29:28 pm
Quote from: SlimPickens
Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: SlimPickens
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Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 15, 2005, 11:33:32 pm
how did i know??
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on May 16, 2005, 12:04:12 am
lindsay lohan = :moo:
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Todd on May 16, 2005, 12:06:27 am
Quote from: Spacey
lindsay lohan = :moo:

lindsay lohan = :yack:
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 16, 2005, 12:06:37 am
lindsey lohan=still totally railable
my junk would feel so big compared to her skinnyass frame..

:thread closed:
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on May 16, 2005, 12:28:55 am
Quote from: freddiewaht
my junk would feel so big compared to her skinnyass frame..

waaay too graphic freddie..
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 16, 2005, 12:30:11 am
mama,it can get a shit load worse.
im being good though!!lol
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on May 16, 2005, 12:32:21 am
:lol: i\'m sure that you can
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Jim Cobb on May 16, 2005, 10:23:50 am
maybe she\'ll end up like that chick from the carpenters and she\'ll recover from her eating disorder, but when she starts eating food again her heart wont be used to it and she\'ll die from cardiac arrest.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on May 17, 2005, 10:47:00 am
told you see was a fatso....

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip?GT1=6542

Lohan: \'Overweight\' and \'Wholesome\'
Lindsay\'s skewed self-image; Plus, news on Jake, George, Beyoncé, Justin, Madonna, BenGar and a shorn Portman ...

May 16, 2005

Does this look like someone who needs to drop a few pounds? Didn\'t think so. But Lindsay Lohan believes that if she went arm to twiglike arm with some of her fellow streamlined starlets, she\'d look like she was carrying extra baggage.

"... Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I\'m actually overweight," the alarmingly slimmed-down teen queen tells Teen Vogue. "There are so many really, really thin girls out there."

(Perhaps one of them could give the once super-shapely beauty a mirror and a grilled cheese sandwich. Too mean? All right, moving on ...)

Lohan has dismissed eating-disorder whispers, attributing her skin-and-bones bod to a loss of "baby fat," and she tells the magazine she "feels good" about her new figure because "you can fit into more things."

When she\'s not explaining her disappearing curves, Lindsay is attempting to burnish her image by addressing those pesky rumors surrounding her active social life, including her much-discussed club-hopping and supposed trysts with the likes of Bruce Willis (denied by all parties and later retracted) and Christian Slater (also denied).

"I always want to be perceived as normal and wholesome, because it\'s relatable," the PR-savvy star tells the Los Angeles Times. "I hope people think I\'m wholesome. It\'s hard after what you read in the magazines, that I\'m dating every guy who\'s like my father\'s age. But that\'s not me."

Still, Lindsay does cop to receiving a stern lecture about her partying ways from Buena Vista studio chief Nina Jacobson before beginning work on the unfortunately subtitled $50 million family flick "Herbie: Fully Loaded," which hits theaters June 22.

"At the time, I was going out every night because my friends were and I thought if I wasn\'t going out then I was going to miss out on something," the world-weary actress explains. "I\'ve a lot of younger fans too, but I didn\'t think about that. I was, like, 17, and I was like, \'Cool, I get to go to a club and hang out with people.\' They sat me down and talked to me about it. I was like, \'Yeah, I need to make sure that I\'m there on time.\'"

Lindsay also expresses frustration over why she\'s not taken as seriously as lesser tabloid targets Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson, who, at 20, have just two years on her.

"It\'s hard for me to have to watch that," says Lohan, who reveals she would have loved to audition for Natalie Portman\'s Oscar-nominated role in "Closer." "I work just as hard as those people and sometimes [the media] make it seem that they\'re more mature because their fan base is more mature and my fan base is younger ... so they\'re writing about me going out all the time. It\'s easy to over-publicize me."

Lohan, who will soon begin work opposite Meryl Streep on the Robert Altman-directed prestige pic "A Prairie Home Companion," insists she\'s all about the professionalism. "They have put a lot of money into the movie," she tells the paper of "Herbie." "And they need to make sure that the person is going to get the job done and be there. I\'m a young kid and I have a lot of pressure ... [but] I know work is work. This is business."
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on May 17, 2005, 10:49:17 am
"... Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I\'m actually overweight,"

ummmmm.... is she comparing herself to midgets?
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on May 17, 2005, 10:52:02 am
:lol:

\'Fat
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: jocelyn on May 17, 2005, 11:06:57 am
"I\'m a young kid and I have a lot of pressure".... oh, pooooooor Lindsay..... :rolleyes:
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: antbach on May 17, 2005, 11:39:05 am
please delete this thread, everytime I scroll by those pictures it makes me wanna throw up. Honestly, is it that hard to. . . EAT!!! dead, 2 months. confirmed.

(on a side note: I saw some pictures of me after my sickness/surgery in 2001 when I lost 40 pounds in 2 days and I looked like a skeleton, seeing these pics makes me look fat in those somehow)
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 17, 2005, 11:56:29 am
ant,  did you really lose 40 lbs. in 2 days???
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: antbach on May 17, 2005, 12:14:21 pm
give or take a few pounds, yup. vomitted for pretty much 48 hours straight, fun times. . .
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on May 17, 2005, 12:24:36 pm
i do that every weekend, they are fun times.

back to lohan aka fatty
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Jim Cobb on May 17, 2005, 01:58:22 pm
she is one sick puppy.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: antbach on May 17, 2005, 08:24:41 pm
Quote from: Jim Cobb
she is one sick puppy.


I feel her pain. . .




no wait, nevermind, what happened to me wasnt by choice, heh, Id post a pic, but would probably never be spoken to again by anyone on this board ;)
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 28, 2005, 08:32:44 pm
http://www.deansplanet.com/lindsay_lohan-black_bikini.html

:sigh:
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Stephengencs on May 29, 2005, 12:50:21 am
Lindsay Lohan = C. Montgomery Burns (or decrepit monkey skeleton)
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 29, 2005, 02:06:37 am
(http://img213.echo.cx/img213/6671/lohan2qj9ba.png)
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on May 29, 2005, 02:25:36 am
OMG, Not this!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 29, 2005, 02:26:31 am
id hit it....
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on May 29, 2005, 02:28:22 am
That doesn\'t surprise me right now.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: freddiewaht on May 29, 2005, 03:23:04 am
Not Cool!!!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Todd on May 29, 2005, 03:34:29 am
(http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/lindsey_lohan/black_bikini/lindsay_lohan-black_bikini_05.jpg)
She does  eat!!!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on May 29, 2005, 11:41:31 am
Don\'t eat to much. Don\'t want her getting fat.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Rujah on May 29, 2005, 01:29:42 pm
i heard somewhere her fathers going to jail, but dont know for what?
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Todd on May 29, 2005, 01:30:34 pm
think it was drug related
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on May 29, 2005, 01:35:15 pm
Quote
Lindsay Lohan\'s dad sentenced to prison
 
BY ROBIN TOPPING
STAFF WRITER

Ignoring Michael Lohan\'s pleas to put him in a long-term alcohol treatment program, a Nassau County Court judge Friday sentenced the father of teen actress Lindsay Lohan to serve time in an upstate prison for attempted assault and other charges.

As family members looked on -- some supportive and some audibly angry -- Michael Lohan told Judge Claire Weinberg, "I\'m asking you for a chance to be the father my kids need, not someone stashed in a jail upstate."
   
But Weinberg sentenced Lohan to 1-1/3 to 4 years in prison for second-degree attempted assault, aggravated unlicensed driving and other charges.

Lohan, 45, acknowledged a drinking problem, saying, "That was only the bandage. I was drowning my sorrows."

He said he had turned to alcohol because he was upset over not being able to see his four children for the past nine months under an order of protection obtained by his estranged wife, Dina, during a contentious divorce.

He said he had been a good father who had coached his children in several sports, and begged the judge not to bar him from seeing them.

"I have never done a thing to put them in harm\'s way," he said. But the Huntington man added: "I have a problem with my emotions when it comes to my kids."

The charges stem from Lohan\'s attacking his brother-in-law, Matthew Sullivan, with a shoe at a party in May 2004, a February 2005 car accident in which he hit a utility pole while driving drunk and other incidents.

Prosecutor Joy Watson, who asked for maximum prison time, said Michael Lohan has "absolutely no remorse" for his conduct and "has demonstrated a complete disrespect for this court\'s orders and the criminal justice system."

Lohan\'s attorney, Rory Calhoun of Garden City, said his client successfully completed several alcohol treatment programs, but Weinberg contended, "The word \'successful\' is not accurate."

Weinberg made permanent orders of protection for Lohan to stay away from Dina Lohan and the Sullivan family.

Weinberg refused, however, to sign an order of protection submitted by Watson to keep the defendant away from Lindsay Lohan in Los Angeles. Watson said Dina Lohan had requested the order of protection for her daughter, but the judge said Lindsay Lohan is now over 18 and so would have to request the order herself in court.

Watson later said she would try to contact Lindsay Lohan directly but said she didn\'t believe it was necessary for her to come to court.

Afterward, members of the Lohan and Sullivan families declined to comment but Ty Dux, the security chief for the Lohans, challenged Lohan\'s assertion that he was a loving father.

"This is a guy who is a manipulator," Dux said. "He has done nothing but terrorize them."


http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/news/celebrity/ny-liloha0528,0,7281412.story?coll=mmx-home_bottom_hedsh2o
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Rujah on May 29, 2005, 01:40:51 pm
thanks dave for making my laziness even worse.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on June 02, 2005, 04:01:34 pm
Bitch is so skinny, she walks away from an accident uninjured!

Lindsay Lohan Uninjured in Car Crash
Jun 1, 8:59 AM EST

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Lindsay Lohan wasn\'t injured after her car was hit by a photographer who allegedly was following the "Mean Girls" actress.

Galo Ramirez, 24, was booked on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon after running into Lohan\'s car Tuesday, police said.

Ramirez was released on $35,000 bail, a watch commander at the Los Angeles Police Department\'s Wilshire station said Wednesday.

"I thank God my daughter was able to walk out of the car," Lohan\'s mother, Dina, said in a statement released by a publicist for the 18-year-old actress.

Lohan\'s new film, "Herbie: Fully Loaded," will be in theaters June 22.
Title: Breaking News!!!!
Post by: Spacey on August 01, 2005, 03:35:19 pm
(http://www.pheesh.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=2352.0;id=311;image)
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Jim Cobb on August 01, 2005, 03:36:18 pm
oh my god, a red x!!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on August 01, 2005, 03:48:52 pm
it\'s quite humorous, work safe and harmless.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: derickw on August 01, 2005, 04:13:55 pm
maybe you just used the wrong link
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on August 01, 2005, 04:16:19 pm
Quote from: derickw
maybe you just used the wrong link



you talking to me?

Can this picture still be seen? I can still see it on my screen. If you want I will PM you it.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on August 01, 2005, 04:29:35 pm
Quote from: Spacey
Quote from: derickw
maybe you just used the wrong link



you talking to me?

Can this picture still be seen? I can still see it on my screen. If you want I will PM you it.

can\'t see it here
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Ant-Man on August 01, 2005, 06:14:27 pm
Spacey, try resfreshing your browser.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on August 01, 2005, 06:52:43 pm
Quote from: Ant-Man
Spacey, try resfreshing your browser.



It\'s not me or my browser. It is something else.



It\'s pretty gay.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Jim Cobb on August 02, 2005, 03:32:30 am
yeah all i see is a red ex.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on August 02, 2005, 06:27:14 am
Quote from: Spacey
Quote from: Ant-Man
Spacey, try resfreshing your browser.



It\'s not me or my browser. It is something else.



It\'s pretty gay.


it\'s the fact that the url is not the url of an image, but of an image stored in the pheesh database, and the reason you can see it is because you\'re logged into pheesh.

http://www.imageshack.us
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on January 05, 2006, 08:05:35 am
here\'s our answer...
Quote
Lohan comes clean in Vanity article
By HAYLEY BUTLER -- AllPop

Lindsay Lohan attempted to shed some light on her past year in the spotlight in a recent interview for Vanity Fair magazine.

In the rare and candid one-on-one session, Lohan admitted to using drugs and suffering from an eating disorder. Although she was not specific on what type of drugs she was using, she did say she has been battling with bulimia.

Lohan, who recently released her sophomore album "A Little More Personal (RAW)", got very personal with Vanity Fair, saying she knew she had a problem but didn\'t know how to deal with it.

"I was sick... I had people sit me down and say, \'You\'re going to die if you don\'t take care of yourself,\'" Lohan told the magazine.

Lindsay also talked about her brief experience with drugs, which she says she used "a little" but quickly added, "I\'ve gotten that out of my system." After alluding to cocaine use, Lindsay quickly adds: "I don\'t want people to think that I\'ve done... you know what I mean? It\'s kind of a sore subject."

Lohan blames her troubled past with stress related to her father, her living in the spotlight and her breakup with first love, Wilmer Valderrama.

According to PerezHilton.com, Lohan\'s publicist tried to have the confession taken out of the article the next day.

Lindsay, 19, thinks her turning point came when she was confronted by "Saturday Night Live" creator Lorne Michaels who staged an intervention after her latest turn at hosting the show. :wah:

"I just started bawling. I knew I had a problem, and I couldn\'t admit it," she said. "I saw that \'SNL" after I did it. My arms were disgusting. I had no arms. My sister, she was scared. My brother called me, crying."

Lohan, who also added that she turned to shopping for comfort, said she is relying on her friends and family to help get herself happy and healthy again.

Most recently Lohan has been in hospital after an asthma attack. She is said to be resting comfortably and is set to begin shooting her latest film "Chapter 27" about John Lennon\'s killer, with rumored boyfriend Jared Leto who she describes as only a "great friend."
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on January 05, 2006, 10:13:54 am
who cares
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Wolfman on January 05, 2006, 10:21:31 am
Not me.  Some threads should stay dead.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: derickw on January 05, 2006, 10:29:38 am
:hitit:
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on January 05, 2006, 10:37:07 am
Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya
who cares
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: stabmasterarson on January 05, 2006, 11:10:06 am
Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya
Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya
who cares



this cant be right, a long island girl, with an eating disorder and a drug problem??? proposterous
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on January 05, 2006, 11:23:25 am
YEAH!!!

She\'s eating again!
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: derickw on January 05, 2006, 12:09:00 pm
Quote from: Spacey
YEAH!!!

She\'s eating again!



Kielbasa?
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on August 17, 2006, 07:53:20 am
nothing like a strong mother-daughter relationship...

(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/163/llllll8888ro1.jpg)
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7940/llllllll1111dt1.jpg)
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/421/lll55555qh7.jpg)
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5558/lll888888il3.jpg)
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8535/ll0qp5.jpg)
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on August 17, 2006, 08:05:38 am
What\'s on the nightstand in the last photo?
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: davepeck on August 17, 2006, 08:19:12 am
the site i got it from was assuming blow, and while it certainly may be, i don\'t see how you can tell from the pixelated photo..
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on August 17, 2006, 09:28:48 am
1. That bottle of JD is suspect, looks a bit photoshopped.  A bottle is not just goona sit on a bed all upright with someone sitting right next to it.
2. I figured the implication of the nightstand, the resolution on my work laptop is pretty poor... didn\'t know if the object was clearer for others.

Great topless shots though
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Jim Cobb on August 17, 2006, 10:48:29 am
looks like a pretty firm bed.  she\'s not making much of a dent in it, and i think she probably weighs pretty close to if not more than the jd bottle.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on August 17, 2006, 12:55:54 pm
(http://207.44.176.74/~wwtdd/ul/1198-lohanboob.jpg)

nice sideboob
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Jim Cobb on August 17, 2006, 01:23:20 pm
that\'s some excellent sideboob.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on August 17, 2006, 01:47:47 pm
:drool:sideboob:drool:
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on August 17, 2006, 04:41:36 pm
for such an anerexic twit, she\'s got some yams
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: FreeSpirit on August 17, 2006, 05:28:05 pm
Quote from: Spacey
:drool:side-implants:drool:

fixed ;)
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: jocelyn on August 17, 2006, 07:47:22 pm
You would think she could afford some sheets for her bed?

She has a large melon. And I am not referring to her melons. They\'re large too. I\'m talking about her head. It looks very big.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on August 17, 2006, 10:20:20 pm
Quote from: jocelyn
I\'m talking about her head. It looks very big.


a natural result of starving yourself.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: derickw on August 18, 2006, 08:38:07 am
Quote from: SlimPickens
Quote from: jocelyn
I\'m talking about her head. It looks very big.


a natural result of starving yourself.



which reminds me of an uncalled for joke, what do you call an ethiopian with a dime on it\'s head?
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: SlimPickens on August 18, 2006, 08:47:58 am
??????
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: derickw on August 18, 2006, 09:11:45 am
Quote from: SlimPickens
??????



a nail:rimshot:

i tried to warn you
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Spacey on August 18, 2006, 10:34:39 am
thats walsh caliber.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: Jim Cobb on August 18, 2006, 10:50:24 am
speaking of chicks that are famous, i met scarlett johansson last night.
Title: WTF Happened to Lindsay Lohan?!?
Post by: derickw on August 18, 2006, 10:52:54 am
Quote from: Spacey
thats walsh caliber.



i haven\'t heard a good Walsh rant in a while....

back to the thread tho

nice side boob   :rolleyes:

Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and entertain American troops there.

“I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous,” the 20-year-old actress says in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, on newsstands Wednesday.


now thats a moral booster