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Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Wolfman on July 04, 2004, 02:05:21 pm
(http://www.terra.com/fox/especiales/bellasybellos2003/img/328x200/maria-sharapova.jpg)
(http://images.usatoday.com/sports/tennis/_photos/2003-06-28-inside-sharapova.jpg)
(http://elmundodeporte.elmundo.es/elmundodeporte/imagenes/2003/10/02/1065084428_0.jpg)

Finally, someone who can give Norah Jones and Liv Tyler a run for my celebrity-love money.

Can we get a countdown to legality please?
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: leith on July 04, 2004, 05:15:31 pm
See Anna. It can be done. The one thing Maria has that Anna doesn\'t ? TALENT!!!!!
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: boombox on July 04, 2004, 06:05:35 pm
Hope to see a lot more of her in the future!! (Make of that what you will!!!! ;) ) Great to see a woman winning the tournament rather than Arnie\'s twin brother with a bust.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: freddiewaht on July 04, 2004, 06:25:45 pm
i dont know people.im sorta still all about the bootylicious williams sistas!!although,the new russian is kinda ser too!!best thing about tennis is definately the squeals these chicks let out during shots
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: FrankZappa on July 04, 2004, 08:04:08 pm
hey wolf, roll your tounge in for another year, this ones only 17
Title: yessssssssssssssssssss
Post by: davepeck on July 04, 2004, 11:26:56 pm
(http://milano.vinden.nl/2004wimb/v/Finale26.JPG)
(http://milano.vinden.nl/2004wimb/v/Finale33.JPG)
(http://milano.vinden.nl/2004wimb/v/Finale35.JPG)
(http://milano.vinden.nl/2004wimb/p/Maria11.jpg)

:drool:
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Wolfman on July 05, 2004, 02:26:54 am
Quote
Originally posted by FrankZappa
hey wolf, roll your tounge in for another year, this ones only 17


Yes, I know.  See my comment about countdown to legality.  I would never break the law.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: oldnewbie on July 05, 2004, 06:20:47 pm
is selling burritos on the streets of new haven w/out a permit legal?
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Wolfman on July 05, 2004, 06:29:49 pm
It can\'t be any more illegal than charging Jews double for their apizza, like Sally\'s does.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: oldnewbie on July 05, 2004, 06:31:24 pm
now we are measuring legality?
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Stephengencs on July 05, 2004, 06:37:27 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Wolfman
It can\'t be any more illegal than charging Jews double for their apizza, like Sally\'s does.


are you ser?  I can see that happening though.....friggin dago wap bastards.....
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: leith on July 05, 2004, 06:54:34 pm
Racial Profiling is baad.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Wolfman on July 06, 2004, 06:31:33 pm
Hey, all I know is that when you buy a burrito from me, it doesn\'t matter what race you are.  You can be Tourhead, Druggie, Preppy, Wookie, Skater, Sketchball, Hippie...burritos are 1 for 3 2 for 5 no matter what.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Wolfman on July 06, 2004, 06:33:02 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Stephengencs


are you ser?  I can see that happening though.....friggin dago wap bastards.....


I don\'t know what a dago wap bastard is, but it sure sounds funny.  And yes I\'m ser, I was the victim!


Pop quiz:  Without looking, what thread is this?  
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Stephengencs on July 07, 2004, 10:05:56 am
ha....I know what thread it is cause i am subscribed to it...but its funny the turn it has taken....from a sexy tennis champion to anti-Semitic pizzaria\'s.......
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Wolfman on April 19, 2005, 06:28:17 pm
Quote from: Wolfman

Can we get a countdown to legality please?

(http://espn.go.com/i/page2/topstory/050419_big.jpg)
It\'s over!  Sorry Liv, love ya, gotta go...
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/index
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: FrankZappa on May 26, 2005, 07:36:18 am
Sharapova. Live. ESPN classic. Right now. Roland Garros (French Open)

-7:36a est
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Spacey on May 26, 2005, 08:52:55 am
Her new Canon camera commercial is hot.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: davepeck on March 19, 2007, 02:31:58 pm
(http://jfoobar.com/pics/animated/bump.gif)

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d87/undrstimte/sharapova.jpg)
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Spacey on March 19, 2007, 02:48:20 pm
good bump, dave, good bump.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Igziabeher on March 19, 2007, 03:01:15 pm
call me crazy, but I\'ve always been on the Martina Hingis bandwagon.

Sharapova rocks though.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Spacey on March 19, 2007, 03:10:10 pm
I never got into tennis but female tennis matches are good enough for me when I don\'t have a soft porn around.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: leith on March 19, 2007, 04:28:14 pm
munches carpet
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: kindm's on March 19, 2007, 05:15:45 pm
Granny Panties WTF!!!?!!!!
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Stephengencs on March 19, 2007, 05:18:26 pm
Quote from: kindm\'s;139193
Granny Panties WTF!!!?!!!!


I am sure its tough to run around a tennis court with a thong in your ass and cooter.....
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: kindm's on March 19, 2007, 05:20:27 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;139194
I am sure its tough to run around a tennis court with a thong in your ass and cooter.....


as opposed to say a huge wedgie from the granny panties. ?

At least a thong would still be where you left it.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Stephengencs on March 19, 2007, 05:24:50 pm
How are you so sure that she would get a wedgie from grannie panties?  Not to mention that that panty line hardly indicates those are grannie panties in my opinion....  and I find the bigger bloomers sexier than the skimpiest of thongs...but call me crazy
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: kindm's on March 19, 2007, 05:32:09 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;139200
How are you so sure that she would get a wedgie from grannie panties?  Not to mention that that panty line hardly indicates those are grannie panties in my opinion....  and I find the bigger bloomers sexier than the skimpiest of thongs...but call me crazy


your crazy


You are correct. the full coverage back could also be bikini bottoms etc.

Granny panties = wedgie. I grew up in a household of women and have been living with 1 for what feels like eternity
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: davepeck on March 19, 2007, 05:32:32 pm
those = NOT grannie panties.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Spacey on March 19, 2007, 05:45:30 pm
grannie panties or not. She would not be throw out of bed for wearing them.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: kindm's on March 19, 2007, 05:50:27 pm
eh,

You guys can have this 1.

Anna is way hotter.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Spacey on March 19, 2007, 06:14:42 pm
I have no preference. They both are rather hot and young.
Title: The Maria Sharapova Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on March 19, 2007, 06:58:32 pm
that is one fine looking ass.

those "full coverage panties" would definitely be much more comfortable than wearing some kind of dental floss underwear while playing a sport imo.

i googled granny panties and this came up..lol
(http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/9596/slc14wo8.jpg)