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Title: **The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
Post by: Stephengencs on November 18, 2004, 03:37:01 pm: Tim Palmieri is undoubtedly the king of wacky (and often corney) stage banter. For me it is one of the many endearing qualities of The Breakfast. After listening to the 5/24/01 Blues Cafe show last night, I wanted to form a thread where we could post funny Palmierisms as we hear them from shows, radio joe, etc......

Please lets try to just use this thread for the posting of such quotes.

^I would say it would be fair to post banter from other members of the band if stubled upon.

So, to kick this thread off....

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"Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"

Tim Palmieri
5-24-01 Blues Cafe
Title: **The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
Post by: Todd on November 19, 2004, 01:38:02 am: Howdely doodely everybody!!! (sp?)

CLASSIC!!!!!
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Post by: leith on November 19, 2004, 01:55:35 am: "Hello San Diego. It\'s always a pleasure being at a festival celebrating a substance."
Tim saying hello
"If you guys drink enough tonight hopefully you\'ll wake up feeling like this tomorrow"
Tim directly before WUIAC
10/11/03 OKTOBERFEST
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 19, 2004, 08:26:58 am: i love at the woodbury reggae fest,when he put the microphone to the side of his head and asked if anyone can hear his headache.....to me,that was classic....btw steevie,ser thread!
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Post by: FrankZappa on November 19, 2004, 09:26:49 am: "I don\'t know Ryan, why does it hurt when you Pee?"

-Donivans reef show where DB was calling out for random zappa tunes all night
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Post by: Wolfman on November 19, 2004, 09:42:37 am: "Have yourself a few drinky-drinks, because the more you drink, the better we sound."

4/1/0 Butterfield
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Post by: Wolfman on November 19, 2004, 09:45:37 am: Ahhh...Butterfield. The sounds, the smells, the cafeteria.

There\'s so much love in this room!

3/30/1 Butterfield
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Post by: Wolfman on November 19, 2004, 09:47:55 am: Awwww...it wasn\'t that bad, was it?

7/24/2 Wisconsin Dells, after nobody clapped, cheered, or made any noise whatsoever after Frankly Po Zest.
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Post by: Wolfman on November 19, 2004, 09:49:08 am: Pabst will start my car if I really needed it to.

5/5/1 Baker Quad
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Post by: Wolfman on November 19, 2004, 09:51:56 am: Aww boooo, yeah, boooo awww cry, let\'s cry, waaaaah waaaaah.

4/1/0 Butterfield... mocking the crowd after the April Fool\'s YEM.
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Post by: Wolfman on November 19, 2004, 09:55:49 am: "You know I like it in the back" (while pointing to his ass)

6/14/2 Greenville, NC. Horrific, inexplicable folly while doing those little in-between lines in Phaddy Boom Baddy.
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Post by: davepeck on November 19, 2004, 10:02:00 am: Quote
Originally posted by Wolfman
"You know I like it in the back" (while pointing to his ass)

6/14/2 Greenville, NC. Horrific, inexplicable folly while doing those little in-between lines in Phaddy Boom Baddy.

...which i proceeded to create a 5-minute loop of tim saying "but always fat, you know i like it in the back... but always fat, you know i like it in the back... but always fat, you know i like it in the back..."

classic.
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Post by: Wolfman on November 19, 2004, 10:03:41 am: YES!

I just had that loop in my head right now! But always fat, you know I like it in the back But always fat you know I like it in the back but always fat you know I like it in the back....

Still going!
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Post by: ChrisPitch on November 19, 2004, 10:56:40 am: PORTER\'S FROM MARCH, following Sundance...

Tim: We need a little more guitar in the monitor

Tim: And some cranberry juice

Jordan: And some water

Tim: We need a little cranberry juice in the monitor
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Post by: Stephengencs on November 19, 2004, 10:58:16 am: Quote
Originally posted by ChrisPitch
PORTER\'S FROM MARCH, following Sundance...

Tim: We need a little more guitar in the monitor

Tim: And some cranberry juice

Jordan: And some water

Tim: We need a little cranberry juice in the monitor

Dont forget later in the show timmy calling for "ANTIOXIDENTS"

Classic one Pitch!!!!
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 19, 2004, 11:14:02 am: i used to like after a smokin adrian drum solo,timmy would walk up to the mic and be like "daaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnnnn"!!!!
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Post by: skalnbyc on November 19, 2004, 03:21:27 pm: "The Feedback Monster\'s in the house, everybody say hello....hellooooo....Feedback Monster.....everybody give it up for the feedback monster"

11-17-2000 Butterfield, UMASS
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 19, 2004, 03:31:41 pm: does anyone remember a coupla years ago around thanksgiving time when he wouldnt stop talking about that shit thats in turkey?i cant remember what its called so refresk my memory if anyone remembers..
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 19, 2004, 04:07:04 pm: tryptophan is the stuff in turkey that makes you foggy and rather groggy..
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Post by: Wolfman on November 20, 2004, 08:36:51 am: Quote
Originally posted by freddiewaht
tryptophan is the stuff in turkey that makes you foggy and rather groggy..

Does it help you to your car?
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Post by: Stephengencs on November 20, 2004, 02:35:01 pm: "The Jesus. The Jesus. The Jeeeeesus"

Tim singing "The Jesus" to "Buquebus"
10-29-04 Webster Theater - Freakout 6
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Post by: DocEllis70 on November 20, 2004, 05:56:32 pm: Is the "Pabst will start my car" quote the same show Adrian goin..\'id like to give a shout out to Joe Balm (?) ..I remembered Mother Fuker"!! ?
Kroop liked to get on the mic and say stuff sometimes too..like after the Freakout in Living Room when he got up there with a beer in hand and tried tellin everyone to put their beers down so the band could play another tune.
or after Pearl street...\' ithink we got an album here\'..it will never be heard because its only on the original recording for Bona Fide but the way he said it was hilarious
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 20, 2004, 06:21:17 pm: Quote
Originally posted by DocEllis70
Is the "Pabst will start my car" quote the same show Adrian goin..\'id like to give a shout out to Joe Balm (?) ..I remembered Mother Fuker"!! ?
Kroop liked to get on the mic and say stuff sometimes too..like after the Freakout in Living Room when he got up there with a beer in hand and tried tellin everyone to put their beers down so the band could play another tune.
or after Pearl street...\' ithink we got an album here\'..it will never be heard because its only on the original recording for Bona Fide but they he said it was hilarious

"i think we got an album here"
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Post by: Wolfman on November 21, 2004, 12:39:06 pm: Quote
Originally posted by DocEllis70
Is the "Pabst will start my car" quote the same show Adrian goin..\'id like to give a shout out to Joe Balm (?) ..I remembered Mother Fuker"!! ?

Yes, same show. To hear them, go to Radio Joe on the left side of your screen and hit 5/5/1. Then go to track 9. Pabst is at :14, Joe Bomb is at :52.

Oh yeah, and "Seth! Where\'s Seth?" is at the end of LDZ, track 17. :disco:
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 21, 2004, 12:49:28 pm: that was baker quad,and the night before we were hangin at rudys,and my buddy joe bomb,not balm,gave afdrian this religiousass symbol of something and told him he was comin up to baker quad so give him a shout out..figures that joe bomb never made it to the quad!!!!
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Post by: Klout on November 21, 2004, 11:59:40 pm: 5/5/04 oneonta ny..."Happy Chinco De mayo everyone. Drink up. No one should be standing at the end of the night. No one should be walking out of here vertically or even horizontally. I want to see everyone being carried out." or something along those lines :)
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Post by: Stephengencs on November 22, 2004, 09:51:28 am: cant forget this one.... I believe it was the second or third to last Solo Timmy show at 232....

"Shut the fuck up Walsh!"

Timmy to Walshy as Walsh was trying to request a song in the middle of a song....
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Post by: Drew_Kingsley on November 22, 2004, 11:48:00 am: An early (end of 2003) Timmy Tour moment:

Tim just finishes a slow song (Aja, I think) and Brendan comes in loudly saying hello to everybody. Timmy just turns to him and goes, "shhhh".
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Post by: Wolfman on November 23, 2004, 12:32:22 am: Quote
Originally posted by Stephengencs
Shut the fuck up Walsh!

Timmy to Walshy as Walsh was trying to request a song in the middle of a song....

It must\'ve been Helicopters.
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Post by: DocEllis70 on November 23, 2004, 12:53:51 am: \'The Dolphins are in the Jacuzzi!\'
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Post by: DocEllis70 on November 23, 2004, 12:58:19 am: another funny one is listening to the Annex club freakout...you can hear some pretty funny random things in the background after the dude got punched. Tim having no idea why the lights got turned on during i think \'Lit\'( funny enough because the guy literally got \'lit\' ) and then sayin something like \'uhhh i think everyone has to go..something bad just happened\'...
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Post by: davepeck on November 23, 2004, 06:11:58 am: Quote
Originally posted by DocEllis70
another funny one is listening to the Annex club freakout...

heh.. yeah.. some pretty retarded drunken stage banter by myself on that one as well.. :lol:
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 23, 2004, 07:02:10 am: "i broke my string.i broke my string.iiiiiiiiiii broked my string!!!!!!!!!".gladys pimp at toads a long time ago...
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Post by: ChrisPitch on November 23, 2004, 12:47:32 pm: "Yeah, I\'m bout to get down witchyall"

Dave Pec, aka, Eyore, just before Bulls on Parade at the ill-fated 2000 Freakout. Bulls on Parade or, Drunken Donkeys on Stage as it were, was the only song I saw that night. But oh was it worth it.
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Post by: Stephengencs on November 23, 2004, 01:30:23 pm: I remember only a few things from my official first freakout.......

a priest with a pregnant nun

the fight that ended it all

and giving a bunch of beers to some kids that drove down from new hampshire.....
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 23, 2004, 01:37:12 pm: i remember dropping some L,and a little while later walking to take a piss,and walking out to a brightass room,and timmy tellin everyone to get the fuck out..
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 23, 2004, 04:26:10 pm: "are you guys ready for this one?this one is kinda fast.your gonna have to dance around 122 miles per hour on this one."before gladys pimp at the last electric company show.
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Post by: Todd on November 23, 2004, 06:32:44 pm: "We\'re gonna fuck you up. We\'re gonna fuck you in the ass on saturday night and we\'re gonna fuck you in the ass on wednesday. It don\'t matter to the jesus." .....during hotel cali 2004-10-30 rotfl
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Post by: FrankZappa on November 24, 2004, 05:09:32 am: Quote
Originally posted by davepeck

heh.. yeah.. some pretty retarded drunken stage banter by myself on that one as well.. :lol:

Listen sup y\'all. Just gimmie a little space down here. We\'re gonna do a song y\'all might remeber from the world series called "Who let the dogs out!"

:P:P:P
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Post by: helluvahat on November 24, 2004, 09:14:54 am: "Tequila and THC. A popular combination. Some people like morphine and jelly beans!" - Sully\'s 11/16/02
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Post by: ChrisPitch on November 24, 2004, 11:44:45 am: I also remember Tim saying something that night about how this song (I think the Garcian>Tribal sandwich but not certain) was dedicated to "Chudweiser and Beaver Squats." This hails from a Junk n\' Jams Diesel Experiment from days prior at the Living Room where me, Tim, and Justin were among the 10 people in attendance. And that includes members of the Living Room staff. A great night of music and the first time I remember the Price is Right theme getting played (it both opened and closed the show), but to compensate for lack of applause following each song, we\'d occassionally yell out "Chudweiser" and "Beaver Squats" following songs. I still have no idea as to the relevance of those phrases. But that\'s what being in the Living Room for four hours with 10 people will do to you.
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Post by: Stephengencs on November 24, 2004, 11:46:09 am: "beaver squats" could be the funniest 2 words tied together ever....
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 24, 2004, 11:52:39 am: and also a great name for a rock n roll band..or a 12 disc box set...
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Post by: ChrisPitch on November 24, 2004, 12:40:00 pm: Leave it to Beaver Squats for bringing out the good in humor
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 24, 2004, 01:05:37 pm: ok,whats the worse band name,and if i could set up a poll i would,but.....beaver squats,psychedelic breakfast,pencilgrass,sweatin like nixon,or tomatotron??
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Post by: helluvahat on November 24, 2004, 02:02:02 pm: Quote
Originally posted by ChrisPitch
(I think the Garcian>Tribal sandwich but not certain)

Might have been before the Earache My Eye closer....

Worst band name: Sweaty Beaver Squats...
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 24, 2004, 02:11:04 pm: thats a ballsy call mike!!
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Post by: skalnbyc on November 25, 2004, 08:29:27 pm: Last night\'s Palmieri banter:

"This is called the turkey waltz"
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Post by: skalnbyc on November 25, 2004, 08:32:46 pm: "It\'s nice here in Baja, I think we\'re going to play a little longer"

Baja Bash July 2004
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Post by: skalnbyc on November 25, 2004, 08:38:02 pm: "You can take the man out of Staven but you can\'t take the Staven out of the man".

Food For Thought on Bona Fide
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Post by: DocEllis70 on November 25, 2004, 08:43:32 pm: during Phatty last night...something along the lines of..\'well..i hope you all have a nice Thanksgiving tomorrow and everyone enjoy their meals, and here is a little song about what we do afterwards!
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 25, 2004, 09:25:32 pm: dude,you smelled like 2year old dogshit last night....how could you possibly go out in public knowing damn well that you reek like that...you smelled like dead circa 1972..whew.....lol
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Post by: Todd on November 25, 2004, 09:44:05 pm: yeah, say it with me now...

de·o·dor·ant
n.

1. A substance applied to the skin to mask or suppress body odors.
2. A substance released into the air to counteract unwanted odors.

adj.

Capable of masking or neutralizing odors.
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Post by: Jim Cobb on November 27, 2004, 12:04:28 pm: "All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back...."
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 27, 2004, 04:46:47 pm: "it really tied the room together"
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Post by: Stephengencs on November 28, 2004, 02:43:30 pm: 11-27-04 Sullys Pub

"Feel the effervescant lifeforce growing in the music" -- Timmy right before The Grand Scheme Of Things

"All Ser-ness" -- Jordan responding to "ser" being shouted at the band all night long

and the winner from last night was Adrian coming down from the office upstars getting ready to go out for the second set...
"get ready for the best fucking set ever!"
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 28, 2004, 03:29:24 pm: and guess what,he wasnt fuckin around either..best ep2 ever!
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Post by: Mark on November 29, 2004, 09:38:19 am: Second that! And Adrian made sure of it with some drumming that I thought was going to make the drum kit explode...OMFG!!
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Post by: Stephengencs on November 29, 2004, 09:43:05 am: Thanks to Aruny for remembering this one....

"we\'re gonna take a set break...that first set was cerebral and this next one will be physical!" -- Timmy announcing the setbreak at Sullys 11-27-04
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Post by: Mark on November 29, 2004, 12:05:54 pm: First set was SERebral!
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Post by: Jim Cobb on November 29, 2004, 01:17:58 pm: i am cursing my band for booking us for saturday night. they played everything i wanted to hear. god dammit. god dammit. hopefully this saturday will rock out. see you all there.
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Post by: leith on November 29, 2004, 02:33:44 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Jim Cobb
i am cursing my band for booking us for saturday night. they played everything i wanted to hear. god dammit. god dammit. hopefully this saturday will rock out. see you all there.

Bummer for you but Wrong thread yo!
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Post by: jocelyn on November 29, 2004, 06:34:30 pm: Quote
Originally posted by freddiewaht
ok,whats the worse band name,and if i could set up a poll i would,but.....beaver squats,psychedelic breakfast,pencilgrass,sweatin like nixon,or tomatotron??

I actually think Sweatin\' Like Nixon is pretty funny....

but perhaps not a good name for a BAND
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Post by: freddiewaht on November 29, 2004, 07:45:25 pm: when i saw sln,or sweatin like nixon,the drummer was actually wearing a dick nixon mask while playin..that was trippy shit...
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Post by: leith on November 29, 2004, 09:41:01 pm: Double Bill : Beaver Squats and The Shit
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Post by: Klout on November 30, 2004, 01:36:24 am: I just laughed my ass off listening to 12/01/02. After Beef Barley Tim say\'s

"we\'d like to play happy birthday for a very special someone...Domminick...I\'m drawin a total blank...Domminick DeLuca!...raise your hand so everyone knows where you are............he left?! NOOOOOO!"

Ya gotta love the dommer. its even funnier because he told a few weeks ago he has never heard the breakfast.
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Post by: Stephengencs on December 03, 2004, 11:59:11 am: "Let me see your cigarette lighters"

-- Tim in a british accent right before playing Freebird encore at SBC with the Smokin Boomers. 12-2-04
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Post by: freddiewaht on December 03, 2004, 12:39:43 pm: i dont want to correct you but i will.....
"let me see your fucking cigarette lighters"...
btw,timmy has said that before at shows..anyone know which one(s)?
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Post by: Drew_Kingsley on December 03, 2004, 03:09:35 pm: Quote
Originally posted by freddiewaht
btw,timmy has said that before at shows..anyone know which one(s)?

Adrian usually says it in the middle of singing \'Sweet Leaf\'. The Ozzman Cometh...
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Post by: freddiewaht on December 03, 2004, 03:12:39 pm: there ya go..i knew i heard tit..the king saves the day!
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Post by: davepeck on December 03, 2004, 03:32:36 pm: Quote
Originally posted by freddiewaht
i knew i heard tit..

:hscratch: :sigh:

the wah-isms are on a roll today..
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Post by: Stephengencs on December 06, 2004, 01:42:02 am: "BEEEYOTCH!"

12-4-04 Timmy during ?__ not sure__? at the Ukraine Lodge

Schumacher Style

HIGH-larious!!!
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Post by: Drew_Kingsley on December 07, 2004, 01:28:34 pm: 10/09/2004: Mariaville, NY

Best Timmy stage banter show ever...
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Post by: Stephengencs on December 07, 2004, 01:52:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Drew_Kingsley
10/09/2004: Mariaville, NY

Best Timmy stage banter show ever...

so I guess we\'ll just take your word for it King???
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Post by: freddiewaht on December 07, 2004, 02:14:04 pm: steevie,smokin boomers tonite??
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Post by: freddiewaht on December 07, 2004, 02:22:48 pm: no,but adrian on fender strat and bass,and percission...all at once im sure !!
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Post by: freddiewaht on December 07, 2004, 02:50:31 pm: i still havent picked up my car after terrys party....is that a new record for pure laziness???
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Post by: Drew_Kingsley on December 07, 2004, 05:01:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stephengencs

so I guess we\'ll just take your word for it King???

There no example here... just 2+ hours of Timmy being sarcastic and goofy because he is awake way too early.
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Post by: Klout on December 12, 2004, 06:46:33 pm: "we\'re on rezi turf now" =)
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Post by: freddiewaht on December 13, 2004, 08:41:47 am: "im trying to read all of your minds at once and its not going so well.."
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Post by: Stephengencs on December 13, 2004, 11:03:19 am: Quote
Originally posted by freddiewaht
"im trying to read all of your minds at once and its not going so well.."

12-12-04 Solo Timmy @ Acoustic Cafe
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Post by: Stephengencs on December 14, 2004, 07:08:37 pm: "Come On Guys, Hold It Together"

Timmy to Ian and Sean at SBC (Southport) 12-11-04. They were about to play the Rooster and Timmy hoisted his beer and toasted, "This one goes out to Dimebag Darrell." Shumacher replied, "what happened" and all banter hell broke loose with the guys belly laughing while on stage trying to get through the Rooster
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Post by: davepeck on December 15, 2004, 08:29:25 pm: not really banter, but a lyric change:

Horse\'s ass surrounding me..

- The Vermont Song; Knitting Factory 11/26/04

tim actually improv\'d a lot of those lyrics at the end.. couldn\'t understand half of them, but i heard a \'beautiful women surrounding me\' in there as well..

but possibly the funniest thing on the whole recording was at the end, when all was said and done, you hear someone from the audience scream:

TURKEY TOUR BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

i\'ll let you guess who that was.. ;)
Title: lyric changes
Post by: Marcial on December 15, 2004, 11:44:34 pm: a funny one that come to mind was sometime back in 2000-2001... a doozie of a show @ the Colorado Brewing Co.... there were a few non-regulars there before they started playing, but shortly afterwards, they all got up & left.....

"Buquebus, Buquebus, Buqeeeebus" turned into "we\'llcleartheplace, we\'llcleartheplace, we\'llcleeeartheplace"
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Post by: WALSH on December 15, 2004, 11:49:08 pm: I forget what all the banter during that SBC moment was Gencs do u remember?
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Post by: DocEllis70 on December 16, 2004, 12:06:10 am: Quote
Originally posted by WALSH
Gencs do u remember?

let me answer that one.....
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Post by: Stephengencs on December 16, 2004, 01:33:35 am: Quote
Originally posted by WALSH
I forget what all the banter during that SBC moment was Gencs do u remember?

it was basically everyone in the joint trying to tell the Dimebag Darryl story to Schumacher. Talkin bout runnin up and shooting him in the head. The Seanie busts in with the "Wah, would you take a bullet for me". Wah\'s reply, "If I was still in the way" or something to that effect......
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Post by: freddiewaht on December 16, 2004, 10:01:31 am: "if i so happen to be in the way",or "if the guy has bad aim"....
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Post by: Stephengencs on December 17, 2004, 12:29:31 pm: "Is this still David Bowie?"

--PPalms 12-16-04 at about the 15 minute mark of the SICK ASS Space Oddity jam.....

HIGHlarious I was standing with Mr. Palmieri and almost lost my shit.....at first I was like uhhhh, they arent playing David Bowie (thinking the phish tune), then I realized yeah this is still FUCKING Space Oddity...GREAT JAM. GREAT NIGHT.
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Post by: Stephengencs on December 17, 2004, 02:53:25 pm: "Let me see what I can cook up"

-- TPalms on 12/12/04 Solo Timmy Acoustic Cafe reply to Aruny\'s request for Legend Of Zelda tease in Legend of a Mind, right before he played Legend of a Mind>Legend Of Zelda> Logjammin>Legend Of a Mind
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Post by: freddiewaht on December 17, 2004, 03:53:44 pm: "hold it together guys"
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Post by: skalnbyc on December 19, 2004, 01:18:32 pm: "It\'s too late to be playing this many notes"

Baja Bash 04
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Post by: leith on December 19, 2004, 01:55:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by alexanderzurflu
"It\'s too late to be playing this many notes"

Baja Bash 04

I think he asks" is it too late to be playing this many notes?" I gotta listen again
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Post by: DocEllis70 on December 19, 2004, 02:43:52 pm: i got a kick out of the howling at the moon at Baja Bash at 3 am ...it was a full one too!
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Post by: leith on December 19, 2004, 04:11:41 pm: Howlin\' @ a Blue Moon even
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Post by: Klout on December 21, 2004, 04:21:24 pm: guiness for strength everybody
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Post by: freddiewaht on December 21, 2004, 04:31:55 pm: guinness is good for you
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Post by: oldnewbie on December 22, 2004, 12:02:27 am: guiness is the blood of all of us
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Post by: DocEllis70 on December 22, 2004, 01:30:02 am: my goodness....:chug:...my Guinness!
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Post by: freddiewaht on December 22, 2004, 10:25:55 am: excellent use of smilies..its becoming obvious that youve been spending way to much time with tanderson...
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Post by: Stephengencs on December 22, 2004, 10:38:17 am: Quote
Originally posted by freddiewaht
excellent use of smilies..its becoming obvious that youve been spending way to much time with tanderson...

"what?"
"huh?"
"speak up sonny"
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Post by: freddiewaht on December 22, 2004, 10:44:49 am: aka the deaf old dude....
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Post by: skalnbyc on December 23, 2004, 10:12:49 pm: "This song is called \'Dig\', so get your shovels"

Debut of Dig (debut of 3 songs that night: Dig, Escher\'s Etchings and The Great Big Fiery Ball in the Sky) at the Benefit show for stolen equipment hosted by Toad\'s Place in November of 2001.
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Post by: skalnbyc on January 20, 2005, 11:48:48 pm: "Living on Earth can be very expensive, but at least you get one free trip around the sun each year".

T.P. - Callahan\'s 4-19-02
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Post by: ChrisF on January 21, 2005, 01:44:23 am: Quote
Originally posted by alexanderzurflu
"This song is called \'Dig\', so get your shovels"

Debut of Dig (debut of 3 songs that night: Dig, Escher\'s Etchings and The Great Big Fiery Ball in the Sky) at the Benefit show for stolen equipment hosted by Toad\'s Place in November of 2001.

nope! escher\'s was 11/15/01.
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Post by: jocelyn on January 21, 2005, 02:09:51 am: Quote
Originally posted by alexanderzurflu
"Living on Earth can be very expensive, but at least you get one free trip around the sun each year".

T.P. - Callahan\'s 4-19-02

so NOT a Timmy original :)
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Post by: Drew_Kingsley on January 21, 2005, 08:57:53 am: Callahan\'s 04/19/2002 = My First Show

That FFT will always have a special place in my heart (right next to Wah Wah, of course).... :drew:
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Post by: skalnbyc on January 21, 2005, 09:01:05 am: Quote
Originally posted by Drew_Kingsley
Callahan\'s 04/19/2002 = My First Show

That FFT will always have a special place in my heart (right next to Wah Wah, of course).... :drew:

They let a 13 year-old in?

That was the only Callahan\'s show I went to. Only Guinness experience too (Courtesy of Wah I might add).
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Post by: skalnbyc on January 21, 2005, 09:07:59 am: Quote
Originally posted by ChrisF

nope! escher\'s was 11/15/01.

I always thought it debuted that night. You are right Chris. I have noticed that I have had several of my "facts" wrong lately. I think Tim may have said we are going to keep playing some new originals after Dig debuted then went right into Escher\'s. I thought it was the first night for all 3. I never realized that it was played a few days earlier. I used to be a setlist slut back then so I am surprised that I missed that one. 3 originals in one week is pretty major.
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Post by: Mark on January 21, 2005, 09:40:02 am: Get in your car and start heading to Sully\'s now!
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Post by: Igziabeher on January 21, 2005, 09:47:17 am: and pick me up on the way!
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Post by: skalnbyc on January 21, 2005, 09:51:16 am: Quote
Originally posted by Mark
Get in your car and start heading to Sully\'s now!

No Sully\'s for me unless they decide to relocate to the Bay Area, CA by this afternoon. I\'ll be heading out there on a plane tonight after work.
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Post by: Mark on January 21, 2005, 10:23:11 am: Nice timing man. Safe trip.
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Post by: DocEllis70 on January 23, 2005, 12:47:58 am: what did he say at Sullys?..something about \'you are the warmth, we are the heat\'
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Post by: Stephengencs on January 23, 2005, 08:34:24 pm: "I\'m at the end of my rope"

Timmy towards the end of the 1-19-05 Richters Solo Timmy show. Regarding the bar closing at 11pm and the fact that there were about 10 of us left at Richters on that snowy wednesday night
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Post by: Stephengencs on January 24, 2005, 06:30:33 pm: There are some great gems coming out of the 1-19-05 Richter\'s Solo Timmy show....

Here is a great verse from the Hard Luck Harry that night.....

"Was he a danger taker
Inebriated.....Hey watch your halfyards okay?
A Crazyeazer....A Crazy Scaezer???
Looking for road head...Freddie what are you doing out wandering?
It was more serious
Lane appreciation
He loved white lines.....what lines are we talking about here?
The risk decimation"

Then after the end jam part, Tim drops into this lounge lizard riff and....

"hey!!!!!!!!...
thanks for comin out tonight everybody....
your lookin beautiful, can I tell you that....
don\'t forget to tip your bartender, alright?....
I\'ll be here at the Copa Cabana every Wednesday"
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Post by: freddiewaht on January 24, 2005, 06:34:59 pm: classic tpalms right there...
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Post by: Stephengencs on January 24, 2005, 06:38:01 pm: From the same night....following HLH
Hits From The Bong

"Hits from the bong ya\'ll, can I get a hit....Right after the show, if you know what Im talkin about.
Hits from the bong ya\'ll, can I get a hit....You know you can make a bong out of snow...lets try it"
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Post by: freddiewaht on January 24, 2005, 06:44:44 pm: good thing the feds havent started coming to the shows yet..take advantage now,while we still can,..
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Post by: Stephengencs on January 24, 2005, 06:49:41 pm: Same show right after Vasoline....

"its a short one. I feel like silence is consuming me. I really feel like silence is eating my soul right now. Here\'s to you guys, for putting up with my shennanigans.......alright so what do we got left. a little bit of Cream. Yeah.">>>NSU
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Post by: ChrisF on January 26, 2005, 12:35:40 pm: 1/25/05

"In 1962 this piano bass was invented to replace the bass guitar, and it sounds like a bass guitar....So there\'s a nice little over relic here, a piece of history in Eli\'s right now......Besides the cotton gin."
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Post by: Me! on January 31, 2005, 03:23:38 pm: 1/30/05
"You guys want to hear some KennyG? WHo here likes Kenny G?(crowd yells)" Good Times Bad Times starts....
"Fuck Kenny G!"

Fuckin great
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Post by: Stephengencs on January 31, 2005, 04:19:16 pm: rotfl ^classic^ rotfl
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Post by: Igziabeher on March 07, 2005, 11:31:32 am: I don\'t know if it has been mentioned, but I love the intro to the 12/31/03 Sleeping Beauty where Tim sings \'Joshua, snare drum mic, go and fix it.\'
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Post by: Stephengencs on March 15, 2005, 01:32:49 pm: "Hey, keep it down out there!"

Sequoia to the crowd at The Call (3-12-05) after Fresh Cut

Funny because you dont hear Jordan banter too much....
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Post by: leith on March 15, 2005, 01:37:03 pm: I recently heard on disc of course Tim say after I believe Vera St. "and now back to our regular programming" anyone else hear this? If so what show is it? It cracked me up.
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Post by: helluvahat on March 15, 2005, 04:18:51 pm: Quote from: Stephengencs
"Hey, keep it down out there!"

Sequoia to the crowd at The Call (3-12-05) after Fresh Cut

Funny because you dont hear Jordan banter too much....

Last time I looked this was a TPalms banter thread! Newb!!!
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Post by: Stephengencs on March 15, 2005, 04:21:20 pm: I know we are 8 pages away from the first post in this thread.......
and its been a while since someone has posted on it....

but for you Mikey....here is a copy/paste of the first post in this thread....

**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
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Tim Palmieri is undoubtedly the king of wacky (and often corney) stage banter. For me it is one of the many endearing qualities of The Breakfast. After listening to the 5/24/01 Blues Cafe show last night, I wanted to form a thread where we could post funny Palmierisms as we hear them from shows, radio joe, etc......

Please lets try to just use this thread for the posting of such quotes.

^I would say it would be fair to post banter from other members of the band if stubled upon.

So, to kick this thread off....

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"Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"

Tim Palmieri
5-24-01 Blues Cafe
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Post by: helluvahat on March 15, 2005, 04:24:05 pm: Just trying to keep ya honest, Stevie!!
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Post by: inertia1215 on April 12, 2005, 01:37:20 pm: April 9th, 2005 UAC!!!!!!

"my name is Tim Palmieri, and I don\'t know what I play, I just showed up here"
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Post by: Drew_Kingsley on April 13, 2005, 09:04:15 am: So it wasn\'t exactly STAGE banter, but banter nonetheless.

Timmy, upon entering the UAC on Saturday:

"We built this city / We built this city / We built this city on blood and iron!"
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Post by: FrankZappa on August 21, 2005, 08:28:21 pm: 8/20/05 Puppet House - Food For Thought

Welcome Gregg Elis to the lights for the Breakfast. Gregg Ellis, lighting up the Breakfast.
How can you eat your eggs and cereal without a light on the subject? You don\'t know if that milk is bad - chunks in it?
or if the eggs turned green?
They just aren\'t
right for some reason!
I don\'t know
Ham
It can always be rotten
damn that fridge
damn everything
damn mass production
damn capitolism
damn all those bad things that happen and damn all the good things too.
Balance!
Balance!
Balance!
Balance!
Baaaaaaalaaaaaaaance!

Quote from: leith
I recently heard on disc of course Tim say after I believe Vera St. "and now back to our regular programming" anyone else hear this? If so what show is it? It cracked me up.

he says something similar to this on 10/31/04 after the acoustic set.
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Post by: Me! on August 22, 2005, 03:50:32 pm: Quote from: FrankZappa
8/20/05 Puppet House - Food For Thought

Welcome Gregg Elis to the lights for the Breakfast. Gregg Ellis, lighting up the Breakfast.
How can you eat your eggs and cereal without a light on the subject? You don\'t know if that milk is bad - chunks in it?
or if the eggs turned green?
They just aren\'t
right for some reason!
I don\'t know
Ham
It can always be rotten
damn that fridge
damn everything
damn mass production
damn capitolism
damn all those bad things that happen and damn all the good things too.
Balance!
Balance!
Balance!
Balance!
Baaaaaaalaaaaaaaance!

I remember looking at Ronnie during this he looked at me and we just started shaking our heads together
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Post by: bezerker on August 22, 2005, 06:39:42 pm: Quote from: leith
I recently heard on disc of course Tim say after I believe Vera St. "and now back to our regular programming" anyone else hear this? If so what show is it? It cracked me up.

3-12-05, the call in providence
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Post by: davepeck on September 26, 2005, 07:40:22 pm: \'Are you guys still ready to funkin\' rock your frickin\' asses off??\'

- Rev Hall; 09/23/05
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Post by: Wolfman on September 26, 2005, 08:00:06 pm: "Be sure to visit thebreakfast.net for all of your info"
Iron Horse 9/22/5

Oooooohhhhhh......SORRY!
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Post by: Klout on November 13, 2005, 04:48:49 am: "Kudos to U-Melt down stairs for rockin it out...

ANd the maain mix master DJ whatever his name is downstairs...\'

baaaaaahahahhahahahahha :lol:
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Post by: FindYourself... on November 13, 2005, 08:01:58 am: "Alright Buffalo, homeplace of the wing. I\'m thinkin\' the wing was stumbled upon \'cause someone had the munchies, what do you think? Oh, I don\'t know, it\'s just a theory, but a hell of a good theory. I enjoy \'em anyway."

-Broadway Joe\'s Buffalo 5.5.05
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Post by: estahwhaddup on October 18, 2006, 07:56:30 pm: so i stumbled upon this a couple days ago when i was supposed to be studying for an exam but ended up noodling around good ol .info... what a great thread! i espeically enjoy this little comment right before phaddy boom baddy at the puppet house 8/19/05

"stony creek! extra stooony tonight!"
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Post by: leith on October 18, 2006, 09:08:48 pm: Quote from: estahwhaddup;123015
so i stumbled upon this a couple days ago when i was supposed to be studying for an exam but ended up noodling around good ol .info... what a great thread! i espeically enjoy this little comment right before phaddy boom baddy at the puppet house 8/19/05

"stony creek! extra stooony tonight!"

Yeah well there was some Cali. Nugs in the house that night. ;)
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Post by: estahwhaddup on October 18, 2006, 09:28:57 pm: haha was that from you? right after that tim goes " i think theres some west coast shit floating around outside..."
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Post by: Todd on October 18, 2006, 11:07:20 pm: Quote from: estahwhaddup;123027
haha was that from you? right after that tim goes " i think theres some west coast shit floating around outside..."

Def. was!!! Leaf Hag had some pretty killer shit on that trip!!!!! (thanks again, although I didn\'t smoke much of it)
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Post by: Spacey on October 19, 2006, 01:45:36 am: my favorite banter is the "mailing list & merch" reminder, always a plus at a show, for me anyways.
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Post by: Todd on October 19, 2006, 03:51:17 am: Quote from: Spacey;123046
my favorite banter is the "mailing list & merch" reminder, always a plus at a show, for me anyways.

:sigh: WOW...is that what runs through your mind??? WEAK!!!!! ;)
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Post by: Stephengencs on October 26, 2006, 05:47:26 pm: I had completely forgot about this thread.....
There was definitely some classic banter on this past tour. I wish I had remembered to document it.....

The one great one I can remember was from Vancouver I believe.....
It was towards the end of the show and in between songs when Tim looks over to Ron and says, "Hey Ron, how are you doing" (or something to that effect)....Ron just looked at him and then away and they went into the next song.......Classic Chit.......
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Post by: Jim Cobb on October 26, 2006, 06:28:32 pm: Quote from: Jim Cobb
less talk more rock.
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Post by: origen on October 27, 2006, 12:17:05 pm: Here\'s a good one: I saw them play at a festival called the Boykin\'s Ball in Pennsylvania, and Tim said: "So this is the Boykin\'s ball, huh? Well I wanna see someone boink right in front of the stage!"
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Post by: sallyalli on October 27, 2006, 02:24:18 pm: haha what a dorkis
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Post by: FrankZappa on August 09, 2007, 12:26:47 pm: "nose cane coke job"

alternate lyrics to becks looser, 8/8/07, bar
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Post by: Me! on August 09, 2007, 10:47:41 pm: one of those threads that once you forget about it it somehow reappears. long live the TP stage banter