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Breakfast Babble => The Grand Scheme Of Things => Topic started by: Wolfman on January 13, 2004, 12:09:29 am
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Every post in this thread must be a Haiku about PB. Here we go!
Tim\'s guitar afire
Burning eyes and ears alike
Screeching to a sprint
* * *
Innocent Harry
Needed assistance badly
Must\'ve been the drugs
* * *
More hair than Poison
Jams sweet like fresh made Smuckers
On your breakfast toast
P.S. In case you don\'t know, a Haiku is a 3-line poem, with the first and third lines containing 5 syllables and the second line containing 7 syllables.
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He is Freddy Wah
Guiness he drinks like a fish
Sam she sure gets pissed
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marcial,where u been man?
still workin on that tan man?
i hope your still a pb fan man..
what the fuck is up over here?
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freddie...
(http://www.angelfire.com/biz/movieposters/images/clueless.jpg)
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Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.
At night when i sleep
rarely to i dream so sweet
bug hit windshieldy
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Originally posted by DocEllis70
Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.
Haikus are phaddy
But the world is bound to learn
Wahkus are better
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Originally posted by DocEllis70
Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.
I think it is time
for EVERYONE who wants to post
to follow the rules
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Originally posted by Todd
I think it is time
for EVERYONE who wants to post
to follow the rules
Unfortunately
Todd cannot count to seven
Which explains a lot
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Peace and Love Surround me
Vermont is Beautiful Isn\'t it
Pass that thing over here
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Call Them The Breakfast
Whats In A Name Anyway?
They Rock Regardless
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im totally lost
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My mistake it was
I was real rushed at lunch
I apologize
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yeah! i want to say,
this is my hundredth post
and i\'m here to stay!
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.... does hundredth have two or three syllables??
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Originally posted by Todd
My mistake it was
I was real rushed at lunch
I apologize
once again Todd.. the second line has 7 syllables. Not 8 and not 6. ITS PRETTY FUKIN EASY...just put your hand under your chin and say the word...the amount of times your chin hits your hand is the # of syllables.
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Doc, put your finger
On the mouse button. Every
Time you hit, you post!
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Wolfman what is up ?
Why you always have to diss ?
Want to be Freddie ?
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edit posts are nice
but now it seems to me that
Wolfman makes no sense
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what word can describe
this thread that wolfman started
train wreck comes to mind
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Cosmic Spaceway Rhyme
Taboo Or Not Taboot
May Fly Disarray
Phaddy Boom Baddy
To each his own, fair indeed
The way it should be
have episode 1.
have episode 2 as well.
want episode 3!
To keep me going
Beauty sleep is what I need
So, am I Dreaming?
Drunk Monk Gone too far!
Karma is coming to get
you just wait and see...
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Originally posted by DocEllis70
once again Todd.. the second line has 7 syllables. Not 8 and not 6. ITS PRETTY FUKIN EASY...just put your hand under your chin and say the word...the amount of times your chin hits your hand is the # of syllables.
real has two, therefor there are seven
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these two are not pb related, but they\'re some of the best haikus ever written:
he hehe he he
hehehehe he hehe
hehe he he yea
-bevis
uh hu hu hu hu
huhuhuhhu hu huhu
uh, whoa! hu hu hu
-butthead
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Pb is the shit
Cosmic, sick, Jams leave thier hands
Hope they never quit
shitty
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Originally posted by Lerherbles
Pb is the shit
Cosmic, sick, Jams leave thier hands
Hope they never quit
I loved it!
Unbelievable
Ultraphantasmagoric
PB 4 Eva
(Love that middle school note lingo)