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Breakfast Babble => The Grand Scheme Of Things => Topic started by: Wolfman on January 13, 2004, 12:09:29 am

Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: Wolfman on January 13, 2004, 12:09:29 am
Every post in this thread must be a Haiku about PB.  Here we go!

Tim\'s guitar afire
Burning eyes and ears alike
Screeching to a sprint
*   *   *
Innocent Harry
Needed assistance badly
Must\'ve been the drugs
*   *   *
More hair than Poison
Jams sweet like fresh made Smuckers
On your breakfast toast



P.S.  In case you don\'t know, a Haiku is a 3-line poem, with the first and third lines containing 5 syllables and the second line containing 7 syllables.
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: Marcial on January 13, 2004, 01:18:37 pm
He is Freddy Wah
Guiness he drinks like a fish
Sam she sure gets pissed
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: freddiewaht on January 13, 2004, 01:30:39 pm
marcial,where u been man?
still workin on that tan man?
i hope your still a pb fan man..

what the fuck is up over here?
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: davepeck on January 13, 2004, 01:42:55 pm
freddie...

(http://www.angelfire.com/biz/movieposters/images/clueless.jpg)
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: DocEllis70 on January 13, 2004, 02:22:25 pm
Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.

At night when i sleep
rarely to i dream so sweet
bug hit windshieldy
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: Wolfman on January 13, 2004, 02:31:39 pm
Quote
Originally posted by DocEllis70
Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.


Haikus are phaddy
But the world is bound to learn
Wahkus are better
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: Todd on January 13, 2004, 03:03:52 pm
Quote
Originally posted by DocEllis70
Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.


I think it is time
for EVERYONE who wants to post
to follow the rules
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: Wolfman on January 13, 2004, 03:11:35 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Todd


I think it is time
for EVERYONE who wants to post
to follow the rules


Unfortunately
Todd cannot count to seven
Which explains a lot
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: kindm's on January 13, 2004, 04:33:47 pm
Peace and Love Surround me
Vermont is Beautiful Isn\'t it
Pass that thing over here
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: Stephengencs on January 13, 2004, 05:04:56 pm
Call Them The Breakfast
Whats In A Name Anyway?
They Rock Regardless
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: freddiewaht on January 13, 2004, 05:50:21 pm
im totally lost
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: Todd on January 13, 2004, 06:11:28 pm
My mistake it was
I was real rushed at lunch
I apologize
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: galenas on January 13, 2004, 07:50:58 pm
yeah! i want to say,
this is my hundredth post
and i\'m here to stay!
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: galenas on January 13, 2004, 07:53:00 pm
.... does hundredth have two or three syllables??
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: DocEllis70 on January 13, 2004, 09:42:47 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Todd
My mistake it was
I was real rushed at lunch
I apologize



once again Todd.. the second line has 7 syllables. Not 8 and not 6. ITS PRETTY FUKIN EASY...just put your hand under your chin and say the word...the amount of times your chin hits your hand is the # of syllables.
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: Wolfman on January 13, 2004, 11:33:03 pm
Doc, put your finger
On the mouse button.  Every
Time you hit, you post!
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: leith on January 14, 2004, 12:15:48 am
Wolfman what is up ?
Why you always have to diss ?
Want to be Freddie ?
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: DocEllis70 on January 14, 2004, 01:03:50 am
edit posts are nice
but now it seems to me that
Wolfman makes no sense
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: davepeck on January 14, 2004, 06:25:13 am
what word can describe
this thread that wolfman started
train wreck comes to mind
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: FrankZappa on January 14, 2004, 06:29:52 am
Cosmic Spaceway Rhyme
Taboo Or Not Taboot
May Fly Disarray

Phaddy Boom Baddy
To each his own, fair indeed
The way it should be

have episode 1.
have episode 2 as well.
want episode 3!

To keep me going
Beauty sleep is what I need
So, am I Dreaming?

Drunk Monk Gone too far!
Karma is coming to get
you just wait and see...
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: Todd on January 14, 2004, 06:30:16 am
Quote
Originally posted by DocEllis70



once again Todd.. the second line has 7 syllables. Not 8 and not 6. ITS PRETTY FUKIN EASY...just put your hand under your chin and say the word...the amount of times your chin hits your hand is the # of syllables.  


real has two, therefor there are seven
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: FrankZappa on January 14, 2004, 07:50:39 am
these two are not pb related, but they\'re some of the best haikus ever written:

he hehe he he
hehehehe he hehe
hehe he he yea
-bevis

uh hu hu hu hu
huhuhuhhu hu huhu
uh, whoa! hu hu hu
-butthead
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: Lerherbles on January 15, 2004, 01:48:06 pm
Pb is the shit
Cosmic, sick, Jams leave thier hands
Hope they never quit




shitty
Title: PB Haikus!
Post by: Wolfman on January 15, 2004, 07:53:02 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Lerherbles
Pb is the shit
Cosmic, sick, Jams leave thier hands
Hope they never quit


I loved it!

Unbelievable
Ultraphantasmagoric
PB 4 Eva

(Love that middle school note lingo)