Author Topic: wiping ass sitting down (Read 3756 times)

freddiewaht · « **Reply #15 on:** October 28, 2005, 03:28:35 pm »

how badly does the peck/cobbie connection wanna merge this with my epic "almost shit my pants"thread?

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #16 on:** October 28, 2005, 03:38:58 pm »

no man these subjects are seperate enough. its when you start talking about your wiping techniques during your almost shit your pants episode that we start wanting to merge the threads.

freddiewaht · « **Reply #17 on:** October 28, 2005, 03:51:56 pm »

cobbie,there both about shittin.
you know you wanna..
you know you do...
you know your dyin to merge em...
lol

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #18 on:** October 28, 2005, 03:53:24 pm »

Hi, my name\'s Jim and I\'m a mergaholic.

freddiewaht · « **Reply #19 on:** October 28, 2005, 03:56:39 pm »

Quote from: Jim Cobb

Hi, my name\'s Jim and I\'m a mergaholic.

zoinks!!

FreeSpirit · « **Reply #20 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:09:11 pm »

the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping?

freddiewaht · « **Reply #21 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:20:36 pm »

Quote from: FreeSpirit

the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping?

rip off>fold>wipe>look>repeat if needed

Spacey · « **Reply #22 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:23:05 pm »

holy fuck

freddiewaht · « **Reply #23 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:24:11 pm »

if i see ye old pointy tipper=no wipe

Spacey · « **Reply #24 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:35:35 pm »

I use my hand.

That\'s why soap was invited.

freddiewaht · « **Reply #25 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:46:41 pm »

alexander grame belle=invited the telephone

Igziabeher · « **Reply #26 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:11:50 pm »

Quote from: YoMa

in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind

what a benevolent human being. this guys is a ok in my book. welcome aboard.

YoMa · « **Reply #27 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:44:54 pm »

Quote from: FreeSpirit

the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping?

im a wadder 4 eva!

Igziabeher · « **Reply #28 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:47:15 pm »

from where i stand, sitting down wiping is definitely the gayness. what i like to do is turn on the faucet to get some warm water goin\', then i kinda do this backwards slide onto the sink so i\'m strattling it w/ my ass cheeks spread and the soothing stream of war water does its job from there. sittin\' down wiping is for queers though.

YoMa · « **Reply #29 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:54:05 pm »

another question to add (this doesnt apply to the gay sitters):

do you face the toilet or the wall while wiping?

i like to get the TP up there like screwin in a light bulb, while facing the toilet.

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Author Topic: wiping ass sitting down (Read 3756 times)

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