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Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: davepeck on January 30, 2007, 07:13:51 am
uhhhh....

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children\'s listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for:


by that list, it looks like i may be in trouble. i\'ll have to start listening to some of their safe bands (http://lovegodsway.org/SafeBands) to i don\'t accidentally catch teh gay..
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Powerslave on January 30, 2007, 08:13:31 am
Guess he hasn\'t heard of Fuzebox yet, someday we\'ll get the credit we deserve...someday...
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: FrankZappa on January 30, 2007, 08:22:32 am
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We know that it can be difficult to differentiate what is good or bad for your child. With that in mind Love God\'s Way has created this powerful tool to let you see some bands and entertainment that is safe for your children.


Safe Music:



The Right Brothers (Loves Ann Coulter!)
Dresden Dolls
UnderOath
Cyndi Lauper (what about she-bop? :P)
Falling Up
Flyleaf
THE TURNING
Disciple
P.O.D
Evanescence
By The Tree
Scott Reed
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk
Danielson


Quote
"Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. We can only record its moods, and chronicle their return. With us time itself does not progress. It revolves. It seems to circle round one centre of pain."
--Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)


REFORMED Homosexual?????
OK, P.O.D., Jars of Clay and D.C. Talk I\'ve heard of and they are all christian rock. Wait; why isn\'t Creed on this list? :P

:wtf2:
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Powerslave on January 30, 2007, 08:47:07 am
I guess this is a fake site, if you want some real christian gay bashing check out http://www.godhatesfags.com, spread the love
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Todd on January 30, 2007, 10:06:34 am
:hscratch: :wtf2: :tool: :fucktard:
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on January 30, 2007, 10:17:06 am
so i am definitely really gay and have aids....

this kind of website goes along with reason #267 why i am glad that i\'m not a scary religious freak.
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Todd on January 30, 2007, 10:25:26 am
If you were a  scary religous freak, we would have banned your preaching ass loooonnngggg ago!!!!
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Gfunk on January 30, 2007, 12:01:20 pm
Quote from: davepeck;132875
uhhhh....

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children\'s listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for:


  • Molten Iceberg
       
  • Tea Leaf Green
       
  • The Spores (endorse suicide)
  • Scissor Sisters
  • Rufus Wainwright
  • Merzbau
  • Ravi Shankar
  • Wilco
  • Bjork
  • Tech N9ne
  • Ghostface Killah
  • Bobby Conn
  • Morton Subotnik
  • Cole Porter
  • The String Cheese Incident
  • Eagles of Death Metal
  • Polyphonic Spree
  • The Faint
  • Interpol
  • Tegan and Sara
  • Erasure
  • The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
  • Le Tigre
  • Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
  • The Gossip
  • The Magnetic Fields
  • The Doors
  • Phish
  • Queen
  • The Strokes
  • Sufjan Stevens
  • Morrissey(?questionable?)
  • The Pet Shop Boys
  • Metallica
  • Judas Priest
  • The Village People
  • The Secret Handshake
  • The Rolling Stones
  • David Bowie
  • Frankie Goes to Hollywood
  • Man or Astroman
  • Richard Cheese
  • Jay-Z
  • Depeche Mode
  • Kansas
  • Ani DiFranco
  • Fischerspooner
  • John Mayer
  • George Michael (texan)
  • Angel Eyes
  • The Indigo Girls
  • Velvet Underground
  • Madonna
  • Elton John
  • Barry Manilow
  • Indigo Girls
  • Melissa Etheridge
  • Eminmen
  • Nirvana
  • Boy George
  • The Killers
  • Lou Reed
  • Lil\' Wayne
  • Motorhead
  • Jill Sobule
  • Wilson Phillips
  • DMX
  • Lisa Loeb
  • Ted Nugent (loincloth)
  • Dogstar
  • Thirty Seconds to Mars
  • Lil\' Kim
  • kd lang
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Hinder
  • Nickleback
  • Justus Kohncke
  • Bob Mould
  • Clay Aiken
  • Arcade Fire
  • Bright Eyes
  • Corinne Bailey Rae
  • Audioslave
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Panic at the Disco
  • Elton John(really gay)
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: SkyePrizm on January 30, 2007, 12:04:26 pm
Wow, guess i\'m gay.
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Todd on January 30, 2007, 12:06:40 pm
This thread is gay!!!
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Drew_Kingsley on January 30, 2007, 12:10:47 pm
Does having sex with other men make you gay?  ...I\'m not asking for me, it\'s, uhhh, for a friend.
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Gfunk on January 30, 2007, 12:12:47 pm
:wah:
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: SkyePrizm on January 30, 2007, 12:35:59 pm
Quote from: Drew_Kingsley;132926
Does having sex with other men make you gay?  ...I\'m not asking for me, it\'s, uhhh, for a friend.


hahahaha....that got my first official laugh of the day......12:35 pm.....
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: FrankZappa on January 30, 2007, 01:40:15 pm
Quote from: Drew_Kingsley;132926
Does having sex with other men make you gay?  ...I\'m not asking for me, it\'s, uhhh, for a friend.

I saw a pretty good joke on comedy central a while ago:

Comedian: All people are gay. You\'re gay, I\'m gay
homophobe: I\'m not gay!
Comedian: Well, you watch porn don\'t you?
homophobe: Oh hell yea, I love porn, but I\'m looking at the LADIES. Watching porn does not make you gay.
Comedian: Well, do you like the porns where the guy is fat and has a small penis, or do you like the ones with the really in shape guys who are packing?
homophobe: No man, I like the ones with the big guys who are really in shape and- hey!!
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: RadicalRich1138 on January 30, 2007, 01:44:45 pm
i have actually got rid of all my CD/mp3s of these bands, i don\'t want to turn GAY! ahhh!
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: skalnbyc on January 30, 2007, 03:44:05 pm
Why didn\'t Air Supply make the list?
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: derickw on January 30, 2007, 03:49:36 pm
Quote from: alexanderzurflu;132964
Why didn\'t Air Supply make the list?


ha, i was watching tv this weekend and they had the dudes from Air Supply selling a best of Easy Rock of the 60\'s and 70\'s cd\'s........ how can a group that got more heterosexual couples in the mood than Ron Jeremy sexcapaids be on this list
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: obsession600 on January 30, 2007, 04:40:22 pm
I believe that the guy who runs this site took open submissions for this list. It obviously got out of hand.
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Drew_Kingsley on January 30, 2007, 05:24:40 pm
Quote from: FrankZappa;132949
I saw a pretty good joke on comedy central a while ago:

Comedian: All people are gay. You\'re gay, I\'m gay
homophobe: I\'m not gay!
Comedian: Well, you watch porn don\'t you?
homophobe: Oh hell yea, I love porn, but I\'m looking at the LADIES. Watching porn does not make you gay.
Comedian: Well, do you like the porns where the guy is fat and has a small penis, or do you like the ones with the really in shape guys who are packing?
homophobe: No man, I like the ones with the big guys who are really in shape and- hey!!


That would be Ron White... the funny one in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour bunch.
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: peaches626 on February 01, 2007, 10:47:46 pm
Quote from: davepeck;132875
uhhhh....

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children\'s listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for:


  • Jeff Bujak
       
  • The Spores (endorse suicide)
  • Scissor Sisters
  • Rufus Wainwright
  • Merzbau
  • Ravi Shankar
  • Wilco
  • Bjork
  • Tech N9ne
  • Ghostface Killah
  • Bobby Conn
  • Morton Subotnik
  • Cole Porter
  • The String Cheese Incident
  • Eagles of Death Metal
  • Polyphonic Spree
  • The Faint
  • Interpol
  • Tegan and Sara
  • Erasure
  • The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
  • Le Tigre
  • Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
  • The Gossip
  • The Magnetic Fields
  • The Doors
  • Phish
  • Queen
  • The Strokes
  • Sufjan Stevens
  • Morrissey(?questionable?)
  • The Pet Shop Boys
  • Metallica
  • Judas Priest
  • The Village People
  • The Secret Handshake
  • The Rolling Stones
  • David Bowie
  • Frankie Goes to Hollywood
  • Man or Astroman
  • Richard Cheese
  • Jay-Z
  • Depeche Mode
  • Kansas
  • Ani DiFranco
  • Fischerspooner
  • John Mayer
  • George Michael (texan)
  • Angel Eyes
  • The Indigo Girls
  • Velvet Underground
  • Madonna
  • Elton John
  • Barry Manilow
  • Indigo Girls
  • Melissa Etheridge
  • Eminmen
  • Nirvana
  • Boy George
  • The Killers
  • Lou Reed
  • Lil\' Wayne
  • Motorhead
  • Jill Sobule
  • Wilson Phillips
  • DMX
  • Lisa Loeb
  • Ted Nugent (loincloth)
  • Dogstar
  • Thirty Seconds to Mars
  • Lil\' Kim
  • kd lang
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Hinder
  • Nickleback
  • Justus Kohncke
  • Bob Mould
  • Clay Aiken
  • Arcade Fire
  • Bright Eyes
  • Corinne Bailey Rae
  • Audioslave
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Panic at the Disco
  • Elton John(really gay)
by that list, it looks like i may be in trouble. i\'ll have to start listening to some of their safe bands (http://lovegodsway.org/SafeBands) to i don\'t accidentally catch teh gay..
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Todd on February 01, 2007, 11:54:53 pm
Hasn\'t this poor guy gotten enough???











































NOT!!!!!! :D
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: lizardflag on April 09, 2007, 09:50:15 pm
Quote from: Todd;133201
Hasn\'t this poor guy gotten enough???











































NOT!!!!!! :D
:sick?:

:biggrin:

BTW- How the fuck did Ghostface Killah get on that list?
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: Todd on April 09, 2007, 11:43:52 pm
Wow...thread from the dead...good job!
Title: Bands that will turn you gay...
Post by: lizardflag on April 10, 2007, 11:12:09 am
Quote from: Todd;141574
Wow...thread from the dead...good job!


Yeah... I\'m a little late sometimes with these things.  Plus, I don\'t got over here as much as I want to.