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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: Wolfman on November 17, 2011, 06:25:30 am
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After years of diligent and careful reading of all of the great band names in the wildly popular great band names threads, I thought that it might be fun to have a horrible band name thread. So remember, if your hypothetical band name is great, this is the wrong thread. Only horrible band names go here!
In the most recent great band name thread I was rightfully chastised for commenting on other people\'s ideas without contributing any of my own. So here are some ideas of horrible band names to get us started:
unfortunate circumstance
the band-aid incident
spiritual glue
alternate lennon beard
makeshift seizure
mousefart
thousand dollar bong
strange activity
backyard debauchery
curiousity or otherwise
firecloud
the salvia night
bad analogy
toolbox stink
refried confusion
dog orgy
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the douchebagz
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After years of diligent and careful reading of all of the great band names in the wildly popular great band names threads, I thought that it might be fun to have a horrible band name thread. So remember, if your hypothetical band name is great, this is the wrong thread. Only horrible band names go here!
In the most recent great band name thread I was rightfully chastised for commenting on other people\'s ideas without contributing any of my own. So here are some ideas of horrible band names to get us started:
unfortunate circumstance
the band-aid incident
spiritual glue
alternate lennon beard
makeshift seizure
mousefart
thousand dollar bong
strange activity
backyard debauchery
curiousity or otherwise
firecloud
the salvia night
bad analogy
toolbox stink
refried confusion
dog orgy
The problem is Wolfman, these are very GREAT band names!!!
1-Bunghole Chewing Gum Pouch
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2-The Librarian & The Bookworms
3-Holding the Bag & The Dog Walkers
4-The Turkey Got Gobbled
5-No Room For Pie
6-The Juicy Squirt Farts
7-Frozen Dinners with The Broken Microwave
8-Kitchen Table with No Chairs
9-Toll Booth Runners
10-The China Buffet Cat Skinners
11-We\'re Supposed to Be Musicians Ha! Ha! Ha!
12-Our Drummer Has Hemroids
13-Lost the Speling Bee
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14-She Gave Us Her Peas
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The Batti Boys
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15-Bill Lou A\'lohde
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Tae Kwan Do
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The doozies
The thread highjackers
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the sandusky shower
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Sgt. Hulka & The Big Toes
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16-The Wacker Slackers
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17-The Turkey Mass Icker
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18-Stew McAke with Di A.Reeha
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Dicksizing Doses
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20 - !!!
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19-Eaton Poosi & The Lip Smackers
20 - !!!
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Swamp Ass and the loose stools
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21-Leith Argik & The Mel Len Kolly Band
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22-Lou Stewlz & The Toilet Tones
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Penis
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23-The Far Hearts
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24-Ivana Kutchakocov & The Sisters of Mercy
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Bang~Bang
fooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr thaaaaaaeeeeeeeee WIN
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Three Exclamation Points
Paper Covers Cock
Kernel Sanders
That\'s So Racist!
Retards Are Gay
Congratulations?
Tattaglia\'s a Pimp
Barzini (All Along)
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Retards Are Gay
That band would not get booked anywhere
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25-The Back Alley Fudge Packers
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unfortunate circumstance
the band-aid incident
spiritual glue
alternate lennon beard
makeshift seizure
mousefart
thousand dollar bong
strange activity
backyard debauchery
curiousity or otherwise
firecloud
the salvia night
bad analogy
toolbox stink
refried confusion
dog orgy
this really is a band. they are a part of the homegrown music network. Still not a very good name.
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unfortunate circumstance
the band-aid incident
spiritual glue
alternate lennon beard
makeshift seizure
mousefart
thousand dollar bong
strange activity
backyard debauchery
curiousity or otherwise
firecloud
the salvia night
bad analogy
toolbox stink
refried confusion
dog orgy
this really is a band. they are a part of the homegrown music network. Still not a very good name.
The funnier part is that all of those names are from one of Freddie\'s recent posts in the "Great Band Name" thread (http://www.thebreakfast.info/forum/showpost.php?p=274370&postcount=29). I made this thread just to break Freddie\'s balls... but nobody, not even Freddie himself, seems to have noticed that I reposted his "great" band names to start the "horrible" band names thread. This proves my original stance that there seems to be no distinction between a "great" name and a "horrible" name. At least, I can\'t tell the difference!
Retards Are Gay
That band would not get booked anywhere
Just saw this and I am loling. R.A.G. would never get booked, but they would definitely be an overnight sensation on the web.
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26-Yakov Wacakokov
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27-John Schitz & Jan Itorrunz
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28-The Les Bea Anne Players
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29-The Statue of Puberty
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30-Fun Goo
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31-Fun Gus & The Fun Guy
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29-The Statue of Puberty
great name!
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32-The Mike Raffone Singers
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33-3 Ho\'s & Mary Chris Muhs
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Ad Nauseum Ken/close Thread
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Eggplant Honor Roll, Tiny Danza, Metallic Baldwin
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34-The Holly Dey Choir
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hahahaha.
Hey "Tuna" what\'s the name of YOUR band???
And btw, when\'s your next concert guy? I would LOVE to attend.
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35-Imus Mieforscin Bar Mitzvah Band