Post by: Spacey on August 08, 2009, 04:23:37 pm
Quote from: Tracy Connor
Cocaine killed TV pitchman Billy Mays, autopsy finds
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Oxy Clean pitchman Billy Mays visited New York shortly before his death.
Hyperactive pitchman Billy Mays used cocaine days before his heart attack - and it killed him, officials said Friday.
Mays, 50, suffered from heart disease but his drug use contributed to his June 28 death, the Hillsborough County medical examiner said.
The TV salesman - who hawked OxiClean, Orange Glo, Mighty Putty and dozens of other products - was found dead by his wife in their Tampa, Fla., condo.
Initial autopsy results did not turn up evidence of drug abuse, but toxicology tests uncovered the coke in his system.
Mays got his start peddling products on the Atlantic City Boardwalk hustled his way into becoming a household name, recognizable by his blue shirt and thick beard.
Billy Mays Super Tooter (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/08/07/2009-08-07_tv_pitchman_billy_mays_.html)
Quote from: Leo Standora
Pitchman Billy Mays\' wife lashes out at autopsy report that said he used coke
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Deceased pitchman Billy Mays\' wife took strong exception to the reports of alleged drug use that may have contributed to his death.
Infomercial king Billy Mays\' wife lashed out on Friday after Florida authorities released autopsy results showing cocaine helped kill him.
The medical examiner said Mays last used cocaine a few days before his June 28 death but wasn\'t high when he died in his sleep at his Tampa condo.
However, an autopsy found "cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of heart disease," the official cause of death.
Mays also had powerful prescription painkillers and anti-anxiety drugs in his system, along with a few drinks, officials said.
Mays\' angry family called the announcement "speculative ... and frankly unnecessary."
His widow, Deborah, who found her husband dead in bed, said she may hire an independent expert to review the findings.
She said she was unaware of any drug use by her husband, beyond prescription pills for a hip problem.
"Billy suffered from chronic, untreated hypertension," she said in a statement.
"Given the hectic nature and pace of Billy\'s life, especially during the past 10 months of his exhaustive travel across the country, it was not surprising to hear that hypertension was the cause of his death."
Longtime friend and colleague AJ Khubani, founder and CEO of the "As Seen on TV" product company Telebrands, said he never saw any sign Mays was on drugs.
"I\'m just shocked," Khubani said. "He was the model of a responsible citizen."
Mays was famous for hawking OxiClean, Orange Glo and dozens of other products, instantly recognizable by his blue shirt, thick beard and booming voice.
[email]lstandora@nydailynews.com[/email]
Wife upset about autposy (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/08/08/2009-08-08_pitchman_billy_mays_wife_lashes_out_at_autopsy_report_that_said_he_used_coke.html)
Post by: Klout on August 08, 2009, 05:53:17 pm
Post by: Igziabeher on August 08, 2009, 06:19:54 pm
Post by: wildcoyote on August 08, 2009, 06:40:48 pm
Post by: Spacey on August 08, 2009, 07:11:40 pm
Quote from: Igziabeher;238019
i thought this would be about slimpickens.
Like the picture I have of him face down in a pile of coke or the video of him falling face first into the pile and me running away from the body and not resuscitating him?
Post by: cannontrip on August 08, 2009, 07:36:37 pm
Quote
Hyperactive pitchman Billy Mays used cocaine days before his heart attack - and it killed him, officials said Friday.
Oh silly media, how you propagandize!
Post by: SlimPickens on August 08, 2009, 08:23:29 pm
Quote from: wildcoyote;238020
So now they\'re saying cocaine is bad for you? What about all the B Vitamins?
lots of antioxidants, and don\'t forget... it\'s cholesterol free!!
Post by: skalnbyc on August 08, 2009, 08:29:49 pm
Quote from: Igziabeher;238019
i thought this would be about slimpickens.
Me too - was hoping for a quality Youtube video to accompany the thread.
Post by: bezerker on August 08, 2009, 08:44:42 pm
Quote from: Igziabeher;238019
i thought this would be about slimpickens.
Post by: FrankZappa on August 08, 2009, 09:54:02 pm
Post by: Tweety_Gal on August 09, 2009, 10:08:30 am
Post by: freddiewaht on August 09, 2009, 01:01:03 pm
on a sidenote,i havent touched the stuff since studio54 shut down,but it was a whole different way of life back then.
Post by: FrankZappa on August 09, 2009, 02:16:47 pm
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 09, 2009, 02:29:34 pm
But Here\'s Some Of my Comments On Drugs.
The Worst Thing About Drugs Are The People Who Get The
Goods Into Your Hands.Behind It All Everybody Are People
Who Slaughter Anyone In The Way Of Their Business.
Woman,Children & Also Families Connected To Those Involved In The Trade.
These People Are Bad! Drug Cartels Are Some Seriously Horrible People!
It\'s True! Go Cross One Of Them & Find Out For Yourself!
All Along The Line There\'s Alot Of Pain & Horror To Get The Dope Out.
Pot Too! The Drug Cartels Also Have Their Iron Hand Behind Alot Of The Pot Trade.
It\'s Big Money. That\'s What They Want! Follow The Trail Behind Your Dope,It\'s a Long
Messy Journey To Your Hands.
Cocaine Is Funding Their Estates And Airplanes. So Go Have a Sniff Of Their Product!
People Die Along The Way. Heroin Funds The Terrorist Tribes!
Grown In Afghanistan Just For You To Enjoy! Home Of The Poppy!
Using Drugs Is Mockiing The Greatness Of God. Drugs Is A Material Substance.
God Is Spirit & Consciousness. Drugs Are Chemicals Blowing Through The Brain.
To Reach The Spirit Of Consciousness Takes Work & Discipline.
There\'s No Answers Within Any Drug. Another Perception Maybe, But With No Answer.
Post by: spance on August 09, 2009, 03:59:20 pm
i\'m pretty sure alcohol is a material substance as well...but i could be wrong
Post by: Bret on August 09, 2009, 04:17:36 pm
Quote from: spance;238057
grow your own...
:thumbsup:
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 09, 2009, 04:49:27 pm
Quit cheefin that mexican brick **** , problem solved.
Post by: cannontrip on August 09, 2009, 05:47:01 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;238053
I Don\'t Like To Lecture About What People Do,
But Here\'s Some Of my Comments On Drugs.
The Worst Thing About Drugs Are The People Who Get The
Goods Into Your Hands.Behind It All Everybody Are People
Who Slaughter Anyone In The Way Of Their Business.
Woman,Children & Also Families Connected To Those Involved In The Trade.
These People Are Bad! Drug Cartels Are Some Seriously Horrible People!
It\'s True! Go Cross One Of Them & Find Out For Yourself!
All Along The Line There\'s Alot Of Pain & Horror To Get The Dope Out.
Pot Too! The Drug Cartels Also Have Their Iron Hand Behind Alot Of The Pot Trade.
It\'s Big Money. That\'s What They Want! Follow The Trail Behind Your Dope,It\'s a Long
Messy Journey To Your Hands.
Cocaine Is Funding Their Estates And Airplanes. So Go Have a Sniff Of Their Product!
People Die Along The Way. Heroin Funds The Terrorist Tribes!
Grown In Afghanistan Just For You To Enjoy! Home Of The Poppy!
Using Drugs Is Mockiing The Greatness Of God. Drugs Is A Material Substance.
God Is Spirit & Consciousness. Drugs Are Chemicals Blowing Through The Brain.
To Reach The Spirit Of Consciousness Takes Work & Discipline.
There\'s No Answers Within Any Drug. Another Perception Maybe, But With No Answer.
I agree that violent drug cartels are a problem; however, if drugs were legal and regulated like alcohol is, drug cartels would not exist. The problem today is similar to alcohol prohibition in the 1920\'s, but with more organization and profit motive. People have always used drugs: Native American Peyote ceremonies, South Americans chewing coca leaf, Ayahuasca (DMT) ceremonies in the Amazon, ********* (psilocybin and amanitas), opium poppies, tobacco (unprocessed), cannabis, alcohol (wine in Christianity), *** in some hippie religion, and many more if I wanted to keep going.
Also, the drug cartels are not much of an issue if you look at what\'s going on right now around the world (Genocides and such). Not saying that I support cartels, I make my own. The gov\'t spends billions of dollars fighting an unwinable war (again think alcohol prohibition) and the media gobbles it up, but not much attention or money is paid to stop the massive killing and raping going on in Darfur and other such atrocities.
We spent a few years and tons of $$$ fighting poppy cultivation in Afghanistan; now there are several years worth of opium and heroin stockpiled for cartels to profit from. The Taliban were AGAINST opium trade and cultivation (religious beliefs) until we went to war with them. Now they use it as their primary source of income to buy weapons, soldiers, and loyalty. All because of the huge profit involved. How do we get rid of violent drug cartels? We legalize all drugs, because drug abuse is a MEDICAL problem, not a criminal problem. Violence is criminal, getting high is not.
/rant
Post by: skalnbyc on August 09, 2009, 06:03:52 pm
Or does the government tax drugs to the point that a black market still flourishes parallel to the legal one?
Lets face it, there are hundreds of thousands or more street thugs that will never legitimately work and will need an income, so what will they do if drugs are legal?
I want to know your thoughts.
Post by: freddiewaht on August 09, 2009, 06:21:41 pm
Post by: cannontrip on August 09, 2009, 11:04:33 pm
Quote from: alexanderzurflu;238064
One question, where do the drug cartels, U.S. street gangsters etc. derive an income if their drugs are legal and regulated? Extortion? More robberies/violent crime in other areas to make up for their dwindling drug incomes? kidnappings for ransom?
Or does the government tax drugs to the point that a black market still flourishes parallel to the legal one?
Lets face it, there are hundreds of thousands or more street thugs that will never legitimately work and will need an income, so what will they do if drugs are legal?
I want to know your thoughts.
hmmm, become street bums like everyone else without a job?
Extortion and more robberies/violent crime would be minimal--> little profit vs work+risk
Selling drugs right now = mega profit compared to work+risk
Where would thugs get $$ for expensive guns and ammo without highly profitable drugs to sell? Organized crime break-ins would be much easier to stop than quiet drug transactions. Plus with most of our law enforcement freed up from busting pot smokers and hippies at the CULM, they could go after the violent gangs, mobs, and cartels. Put the dea to work on the streets to keep the peace, they\'re already para-military.
"Or does the government tax drugs to the point that a black market still flourishes parallel to the legal one?"
I\'d grow it in my garden and not worry about paying a fine for that, I do worry about being thrown in jail for that. A black market exists for alcohol and tobacco because of the taxes, but not so much violence since they are legally available.
And we could set free the thousands and thousands of non-violent offenders from our *highly profitable* private prisons, and have plenty of room for the violent thugs you speak of.
meltdown=PEEPED
nope, I love a good debate, whether I\'m wrong or right, discussion=win
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 09, 2009, 11:35:44 pm
You\'re Mixing Issues.
There Is No Crime Or Murder Involved At Breweries.
There Is A Purpose For The Proper Use Of Certain Drugs,
As Long As One Is Honest What That Proper Use Is.
The Demand For Drugs Is What Fuels The Industry.
Don\'t Be Part Of It.One Step Towards A Solution.
We Need To Shift The Purpose Of People\'s Lives From
Something Destructive To Something Constructive.
It\'s The Same Energy, It Just Has To Be Shifted To Something Worthwhile.
There Is No Real Need For People To Be Drug Users.
Life Is What It Is. No Need To Hide In Chemical Delusions.
We Are Already Perfect The Way We Are. There Is Nothing To Add To Perfection.
Post by: Igziabeher on August 10, 2009, 12:06:37 am
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;238081
There Are No Drug Cartels Involved In Having A Beer.
You\'re Mixing Issues.
There Is No Crime Or Murder Involved At Breweries.
only on the drive home from them.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 10, 2009, 12:55:40 am
Post by: skalnbyc on August 10, 2009, 12:59:50 am
I guess the Billy Blanks/Chags/Mays power trio workout video Tae Bo Billy x 3 is not gonna be filmed.
Post by: spance on August 10, 2009, 08:29:29 am
your god...not mine
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 10, 2009, 08:48:41 am
Lucky for you your favorite substance is legalized. I for one drink alcohol only because better alternatives are inconvenient and risky to obtain.
Post by: FreeSpirit on August 10, 2009, 09:17:06 am
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;238081
There Are No Drug Cartels Involved In Having A Beer.
You\'re Mixing Issues.
There Is No Crime Or Murder Involved At Breweries.
There Is A Purpose For The Proper Use Of Certain Drugs,
As Long As One Is Honest What That Proper Use Is.
The Demand For Drugs Is What Fuels The Industry.
Don\'t Be Part Of It.One Step Towards A Solution.
We Need To Shift The Purpose Of People\'s Lives From
Something Destructive To Something Constructive.
It\'s The Same Energy, It Just Has To Be Shifted To Something Worthwhile.
There Is No Real Need For People To Be Drug Users.
Life Is What It Is. No Need To Hide In Chemical Delusions.
We Are Already Perfect The Way We Are. There Is Nothing To Add To Perfection.
And what about pharmaceutical profits? I would think that legal drugs are almost more f*ed up than illegal ones. There is a huge profit margin, and the risks of using pills probably increases tenfold to the risk of smoking a joint. I mean, have you ever heard some of those "side-effects lists" - they\'re much worse than whatever was the original problem! Also, Ken, you can live your life how you want to... but, just realize when it comes to other people and their beliefs, the last line in your quote sums it up best :D
Post by: tyzack on August 10, 2009, 04:04:39 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;238081
We Are Already Perfect The Way We Are. There Is Nothing To Add To Perfection.
We are infinetely far from perfect.
We are on an everlast quest to better ourselves and those around; to expand our own horizons, knowledge and conciounouess (though not spelling) to experince things and be at levels we can never dream of.
Drugs play no part in this.
Billy Mays pushed us by making us question why we would never use glue, nails, or screwdrivers when we could use mighty putty.
Post by: Yoda on August 10, 2009, 05:12:23 pm
Quote from: FrankZappa;238052
studio 54? what were you using it in preschool? :lol:
Studio 54 reopened in \'94 and then closed down again in \'95... Although, isn\'t Upstairs At Studio 54 still open when no plays are being held?
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 10, 2009, 10:35:29 pm
With Who They Are. I Don\'t Want To Be Me.
Let\'s Change Me Right Now.The Me Never Really Changes.
We Are Perfect Because What Created Us Is Perfect.
We Just Stopped Identifying With That Perfection Within
Our Own Selves.
Post by: Igziabeher on August 10, 2009, 11:21:48 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;238158
I Feel People Use Drugs Because They Are Not Content
With Who They Are. I Don\'t Want To Be Me.
Let\'s Change Me Right Now.The Me Never Really Changes.
We Are Perfect Because What Created Us Is Perfect.
We Just Stopped Identifying With That Perfection Within
Our Own Selves.
so what makes that any different than alcohol?
besides the legality of it all.
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 10, 2009, 11:28:26 pm
Breakin balls dude. But really. GABA / Glutamate receptor agonist cocktails like alcohol are really the best for forgetting our own debatable inner perfection.
Look back at the history of drugs used by psychiatrists, underground therapists, shamans, and various healers. You\'re going to find ayahuasca, other plant based molecules based on the dimethyl-tryptamine chemical skeleton like bufotenin and 5-meo-DMT, mescaline, lysergic acid amines which are nature\'s *** without going into a long explanation, harmaline, psilocin/psilocybin *********, even Amanita ********* used in Siberia...
Some drugs are entheogenic, and by definition bring out the God within. Other drugs like buymeabeer , dopamine reuptake inhibitors like cocaine / wellbutrin, dopamine / noradrenaline releasers like amphetamines, etc etc etc are clearly not entheogenic, but may have their uses.
My point is that your posts are pretty hypocritical, and while I like you man, lumping all drugs together is pretty fucking basic. Especially when you enjoy alcohol which is the #1 problem drug and #1 drug people use to escape reality.
BTW I prefer to use drugs, on occasion, when I am content. Why put your mind through a grinding wheel of torment? I like to be at peace, and on certain occasions when the vibes are right and everything is settled down, there comes a time for self-reflection.
Beer and cocaine aren\'t the only drugs man :P
Post by: Spacey on August 11, 2009, 12:03:57 am
Post by: Bret on August 11, 2009, 12:26:27 am
Quote from: Spacey;238162
If I was who I wanted to be there would be blood on my hands and bodies in my basement.
rotfl just leave me out of it!
Quote from: alexanderzurflu;238085
I guess the Billy Blanks/Chags/Mays power trio workout video Tae Bo Billy x 3 is not gonna be filmed.
I would have purchased that...
Post by: SlimPickens on August 11, 2009, 07:11:36 am
Quote from: Spacey;238162
If I was who I wanted to be there would be blood on my hands and bodies in my basement.
:hehehe: :asskicked: :sadban:
Post by: FrankZappa on August 11, 2009, 01:37:26 pm
Post by: kindm's on August 11, 2009, 02:25:16 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;238158
I Feel People Use Drugs Because They Are Not Content
With Who They Are. I Don\'t Want To Be Me.
Let\'s Change Me Right Now.The Me Never Really Changes.
We Are Perfect Because What Created Us Is Perfect.
We Just Stopped Identifying With That Perfection Within
Our Own Selves.
Wow I don\'t even know where to start.
First of all your entire premise falls apart as there is no god. So there was no prefect creator, there never has been. So you can continue to delude yourself about some all powerful being that in this case you use to cast others as hollow beings.
So was the all powerful perfect being creating flawed beings ? why would a perfect being create flawed "children" etc etc
Now about the whole drugs are bad and bad people revolve around drugs. I noticed you quickly dismissed the Alcohol argument. Do you partake in alcohol ? If so you do realize it is a drug, in fact it is the most popular drug worldwide. It causes more death and destruction every year than ALL ILLEGAL DRUGS COMBINED. Also at one time in this great nations history alcohol was ILLEGAL. You might remember people like Al Capone. Ya he made money selling BOOZE because it was illegal. They had to amend the constitution to make it legal again. But you can continue to revise history so it fits with your "perfect being" idea.
Lots of people got killed over booze. In fact I would argue that there are more violent deaths linked to alcohol today then anything.
So do people commit violent acts to protect their self interests ? Answer is YES
Even more so in the grey areas of society
And there is your idea in a nut shell. When lots of money is involved, violence is close by. Doesn\'t matter what product or whatever.
I Love being me.
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
Post by: tmn8r1 on August 11, 2009, 04:27:08 pm
drugs are illegal cause of religion. illegal hard drugs still make their way into this country. cartels people say - yes. also what about the U.S. bankers laundering money? business. you will not stop people from making money. that is the american way. it didn\'t stop us with the native americans or the decimation of any indigenous peoples on top of resources that commerce, be it global or local, needed and wanted.
wake up everybody.
also - Billy Mays i heard (could be untrue) was said to have a number of pharmaceuticals in him as well. legal drug business with a big sad cause - the american lifestyle is too much for the human brain and people cope with it by way of pills. wonderful little pills with all their wonderful side effects like.............too many to name but you get the idea. remember - those are legal and pot isn\'t. ????????????? alcohol - kills directly and indirectly.
pot??????????
its all poppy cock.
Post by: tyzack on August 11, 2009, 04:43:02 pm
Quote from: tmn8r1;238207
people are people. some work hard some don\'t, some like baseball some don\'t, some are religious some aren\'t, however we should all be free to do what we want as long as there is no harm and no foul. with that being said - exploring your own consciousness or putting ANYTHING into your body is a personal choice of freedom.
drugs are illegal cause of religion. illegal hard drugs still make their way into this country. cartels people say - yes. also what about the U.S. bankers laundering money? business. you will not stop people from making money. that is the american way. it didn\'t stop us with the native americans or the decimation of any indigenous peoples on top of resources that commerce, be it global or local, needed and wanted.
I give you Rush, in paragraph form.
Post by: tmn8r1 on August 11, 2009, 06:37:17 pm
Post by: tyzack on August 11, 2009, 06:40:27 pm
Quote from: tyzack;238209
Quote from: tmn8r1;238207people are people. some work hard some don\'t, some like baseball some don\'t, some are religious some aren\'t, however we should all be free to do what we want as long as there is no harm and no foul. with that being said - exploring your own consciousness or putting ANYTHING into your body is a personal choice of freedom.
drugs are illegal cause of religion. illegal hard drugs still make their way into this country. cartels people say - yes. also what about the U.S. bankers laundering money? business. you will not stop people from making money. that is the american way. it didn\'t stop us with the native americans or the decimation of any indigenous peoples on top of resources that commerce, be it global or local, needed and wanted.
I give you Rust, in paragraph form.
//Edit
Post by: Bret on August 12, 2009, 01:51:40 am
Quote from: tmn8r1;238207
remember - those are legal and pot isn\'t. ????????????? alcohol - kills directly and indirectly.
pot??????????
its all poppy cock.
yeah... not to mention gobbledygook, balderdash, & horsefeathers!!!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 12, 2009, 02:01:14 am
Just Take Some Time & Step Back From Our Habitual Lives.
Years Fly By As We Get Caught Up In A Pattern Of Unconscious Actions.
I Got You All Thinking About An Important Issue.
All Your Opinions Are Valid. I Respect Everyone\'s Viewpoint.
Enjoy Your Lives Anyway That Pleases You!
Catch You All At A Show!!!
p.s.I Don\'t Type Properly Because I Was To Stoned In School To Learn Anything.HA!HA!
Post by: tmn8r1 on August 12, 2009, 06:36:54 pm
sugar
caffeine
tobacco
alcohol
legal harmful substances (add to this as well):
high fructose corn syrup
partially hydrogenated oils
poly saturated fats
saccharin
not to mention the shit they stuff farm animals with to maximize milk and other products, not to mention the spillover into our ecosystem from any kind of production from any company, not to mention the emissions from any kind of machine, not to mention cow farts :), not to mention my hot air, not to mention nuclear waste buried in the ocean, not to mention PLASTIC!!! oh yeah - thats good for us. we contain everything in plastic and when sun hits it, molecules of this stuff is being consumed into our bodies. but don\'t smoke **** --- oooohh.
why did the earth create humans? cause it wanted plastic.
couldn\'t get it without us. thank you george carlin.
okay i\'m done for now.
peace
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 12, 2009, 10:59:28 pm
and destruction behind the drug scene.The love many of you
have for the substances indulged upon have turned this into a
mockery for all those who have suffered great pain at the
power of being dominated by these chemicals upon mind
and body. For many people Hell would have been a relief for
the heartache endured.I know I have a long list of great misery
gone through by people I know & also their families.
I was presenting to people to find contentment with who they
are without adding outside forces into the mind and body.
I don\'t know why such a heated argument came up over this.
It\'s quite insulting to me to be put in the same category as
a drug addict because I have a few beers. I only drink beer when
I\'m out because it doesn\'t interfere with my functions that much.
I also stop drinking my beer usually by midnight which gives
me two hours before I\'m on the road.
I had used the term "we are perfect the way we are" because
something special and divine is within each of us.If we feel this in
our hearts then the need to fill ourselves up with substances
starts to fall away.I didn\'t want to bring all the world\'s problems into this.
Darfur,pollution,junk food,tupperware...
kindm\'s had a good time slandering my intent for people\'s well
being by twisting everything I meant into some horrible moron\'s
idea of a god or something stupid like that.
When I used drugs it was strickly for mystical reasons.
Not to party or indulge my time away in a stupor of self- indulgence.
The Native American way.
(respect for what the spirit of the drug had to offer)
I was usually alone in nature.
The Native Americans called it a vision quest.
Native Americans also spent a period of time preparing their
mind and body to recieve an experience of attunement with
the forces around them.A little different approach than today\'s
party hearty attitude. I\'m not even against some intelligent,
responsible drug use.
Just put a purpose behind it. Have some control over it!
Talking about drugs with you people is like making fun of your spouse,
...don\'t go there boy or you\'ll be sorry!
ARE YOUR MINDS AS OPEN AS YOU THINK THEY ARE?
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 13, 2009, 07:34:55 am
Don\'t really know anyone addicted to ayahuasca, or whose life has been ruined by shrooms.
I have a soft spot for good ***** but I don\'t think I\'m any worse off...
Post by: jking on August 13, 2009, 10:04:26 am
Quote
It\'s quite insulting to me to be put in the same category as a drug addict because I have a few beers.
its quite insulting to be called a druig addict because i have a few puffs.
if you were addressing a group of hardcore addicts, you\'d have a better point. as it is, you are addressing mostly casual users of drugs, just as you, yourself are a casual user of a drug.
Post by: Stephengencs on August 13, 2009, 10:09:35 am
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;238328
I didn\'t want to bring all the world\'s problems into this.
Darfur,pollution,junk food,tupperware...
Now I am curious....what the fuck is evil about tupperware? They keep foods fresh and are reusable till basically infinity. My mom still has some of her tupperware from the 70\'s......
Post by: NickNels on August 13, 2009, 10:32:23 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;238338
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;238328I didn\'t want to bring all the world\'s problems into this.
Darfur,pollution,junk food,tupperware...
Now I am curious....what the fuck is evil about tupperware? They keep foods fresh and are reusable till basically infinity. My mom still has some of her tupperware from the 70\'s......
Since the \'70s??? Steve, you got to get her off that shit! Tuperware ruins lives...haven\'t you seen the commercials?
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 13, 2009, 10:34:06 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;238338
Now I am curious....what the fuck is evil about tupperware? They keep foods fresh and are reusable till basically infinity. My mom still has some of her tupperware from the 70\'s......
And it will be somewhere partially degraded yet in the year 5000.
The Pacific Plastic Island is already twice the size of Texas.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3590/3426913845_1c2038898d.jpg)
When plastic does finally start to break down to the molecular level, which takes a long ass time depending on the type of plastic and exposure to light and other elements, the plastic hydrocarbon molecules are virtually indestructable by nature and inevitably end up getting eaten by fish or other animals.
These plastic hydrocarbons build up in the body of an animal throughout it\'s lifetime, inevitably passed on up the food chain one way or another. They are known carcinogens and mutagens.
So yeah the more plastic we make the more we\'re filling our own bodies with cancer-causing plastic. Future generations are probably fucked when it comes to this, as most of the world\'s plastic in the form or garbage or products still in use haven\'t even begun to break down to the molecular level and mostly won\'t for a couple thousand years.
But yeah, that Pacific plastic island is pretty sexy, huh?
Post by: jking on August 13, 2009, 10:40:01 am
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on August 13, 2009, 10:43:59 am
Quote from: NickNels;238339
Quote from: Stephengencs;238338Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;238328I didn\'t want to bring all the world\'s problems into this.
Darfur,pollution,junk food,tupperware...
Now I am curious....what the fuck is evil about tupperware? They keep foods fresh and are reusable till basically infinity. My mom still has some of her tupperware from the 70\'s......
Since the \'70s??? Steve, you got to get her off that shit! Tuperware ruins lives...haven\'t you seen the commercials?
steve it isn\'t good to keep using those old school tupperware containers. tell marsha she can have some of mine. i have a ton of them and i barely use them because as you already know, i don\'t really cook...ever.
Post by: Stephengencs on August 13, 2009, 10:54:15 am
Post by: Yoda on August 13, 2009, 10:58:10 am
Quote from: bdfreetuna;238340
So yeah the more plastic we make the more we\'re filling our own bodies with cancer-causing plastic.
That\'s okay, I eat a lot of brocoli...
Post by: tyzack on August 13, 2009, 11:04:04 am
To the earth, which is over 4 billion years old, a few thousand or even a million years, is really quiet insignificant. Its like saying that you aren\'t going to go running because you\'ll "polute" your body with lactic acid, which will, in time, go away.
...or at least that\'s my opinion.
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 13, 2009, 11:15:33 am
On a broader point though, people are people no matter where their souls happen to sprout up. Fixing problems in "OUR OWN COUNTRY" is great... but don\'t forget the hundreds of millions of people all around the world who probably wish they were homeless in the United States.
When Greenland\'s glacier and the arctic ocean melts, which are already well underway (moreso the arctic ocean, but this is happening quickly and Greenland is right at the tipping point) the world ocean levels will rise enough to displace 15+ million people in Bangladesh...
Certain parts of Africa are fucked. The Misissippi Delta is fucked. The Chesapeake bay area is fucked. Much of Florida is fucked. Low lying coastal cities worldwide are fucked. And that\'s just rising oceans not to mention the extreme storms and fluctuations in weather that we are just beginning to experience.
But yea back to Stevie\'s mom :P
Quote from: tyzack;238345
To the earth, which is over 4 billion years old, a few thousand or even a million years, is really quiet insignificant.
Personally I got nowhere else to go..
Post by: Stephengencs on August 13, 2009, 11:21:00 am
Quote from: bdfreetuna;238347
On a broader point though, people are people no matter where their souls happen to sprout up. Fixing problems in "OUR OWN COUNTRY" is great... but don\'t forget the hundreds of millions of people all around the world who probably wish they were homeless in the United States.
I do realize there are millions worse off than OUR worse off, but it seems we care more about the others than our own......
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 13, 2009, 11:35:11 am
Where\'s Robin Hood when you need him these days?
Post by: tyzack on August 13, 2009, 02:00:38 pm
Quote from: bdfreetuna;238347
Quote from: tyzack;238345To the earth, which is over 4 billion years old, a few thousand or even a million years, is really quiet insignificant.
Personally I got nowhere else to go..
If we are still bound to this rock in a few thousand or even a million years, we deserve what it throws at us.
On average, a given species only lasts 400,000 years (lots of variation in that, yes), so we have about 300,000 left. We made slow progress over the first 90,000 years, but societies take a long time to form and we had to learn how to do alot of things; read, write, communicate, translate, make tools, etc to get where we are.
Things have been picking up considerably in the last 10,000 from fire to fission, the spread of organized farming, trade between tribes, sailing, navigation, spreading from furtile regions to cover the entire globe, we have an amazing history, and our potential as a species is limitless.
Should we cut and burn everywhere to go in the name of progess? Hell no! Should we try to stop harming the earth with the ultimate goal of repairing our damages to it? Hell yes!
Would the "world" suffer if we didn\'t? Nope.
"The world will go on without us."
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 13, 2009, 04:14:14 pm
Dragonflies will survive at least.
Post by: Igziabeher on August 13, 2009, 04:16:05 pm
you guys are losing me w/ this save the earth mumbo jumbo.
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 13, 2009, 04:22:45 pm
Post by: Igziabeher on August 13, 2009, 04:25:58 pm
i\'d love to just plop myself down in an opium field and spend the rest of my life contemplating reality. a man\'s gotta have a dream.
Post by: tyzack on August 13, 2009, 04:44:36 pm
Quote from: Igziabeher;238370
oh, thats alright then.
i\'d love to just plop myself down in an opium field and spend the rest of my life contemplating reality. a man\'s gotta have a dream.
I know this is a repost, but it\'s a good one:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8118257.stm
Quote
\'Stoned wallabies make crop circles\'
Wallabies have been observed acting strangely in poppy fields
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45969000/jpg/_45969349_wallaby_ap.jpg)
Post by: Bret on August 13, 2009, 05:19:40 pm
Bluntly put...
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 13, 2009, 08:36:09 pm
Which means I\'m also a hypocrite.The grains that go into my
brew could be food for starving children.Therefore I\'m also a
child abuser for stealing the grain for my brew habit.
Many drug cartels also enjoy the brew.Which means my behavior
is similar to those I despise. Also the workers in the
barley,wheat & hops fields are exploited migrant workers who
are barely paid enough to buy their drugs from the drug cartels.
Therefore the drug cartels use these people as servant slaves to get
their brew so the migrant workers can get their drugs
from the people who work for the cartels.Then they get the brew
that the migrant workers slave for.So I\'m also part of a slave trade
empire of exploited migrant grain growers who are used by the cartels
to get their brew of which I also enjoy.
Now this brew has to be cooked,bottled and shipped to the location of which
I partake of my brew.This also contributes greatly to our global warming problem.
A huge amount of energy is used to get me my brew. Once I get my brew
I have to use a big part of my income to feed my brew habit.
This brew money could be better used for a noble charity like
SAVE THE EXPLOITED MIGRANT WORKERS OF GRAIN GROWERS.
This would raise the quality of their lives greatly which means
better resources for which they will be able to buy their drugs.
Now that they have the drugs they want they will be able to sell the
drugs back to the cartels who used them for servants.
When the cartels are late with the drug payments the migrant
farmers can make the cartels into the servants they once were.
So now the new cartels who were the migrant grain
growers have control of the beer market.They decide to triple
the price of beer of which I indulge upon.So now I can\'t afford
to get my brew.I resort to stealing band equipment to fuel
my brew addiction.Now there\'s no band with equipment
to play their music on. The musicians have resort to stealing from
patrons at clubs drinking beer so they can buy their equipment.
I get robbed of my beer money and have a shit fit!
Now I have to sell drugs to get the money I need to support my brew addiction.
I can\'t sell my dope because some jerk-off convinced everybody that the
drugs funded bad people who exploited migrant farm workers growing grain
for the brew I desire.
So I take all my drugs and drop dead and never have another beer again!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 15, 2009, 08:59:59 pm
Bass Ale big gulp! Three of them! 66oz. of frosty English brew!
Starving children,global warming,exploited migrant grain growers
aren\'t going to stand in the way of me and my BEER DOPE!!!
Post by: Igziabeher on August 16, 2009, 01:44:06 am
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 16, 2009, 10:55:31 am
It all started when I was a kid.
Mom & Dad let me sip the foam off the top of their brew.
At 14, I stood in front of liquor stores asking the patrons to buy me some beer.
I also stole a six pack from a pizza joint at 15.
Friends big brothers loaded their kid brothers up with mountains of brew we kept in hiding in a field by the parkway.
Going into bars at 17 we drank pitcher after pitcher.
I had to be dragged out while barfing trails of stomach goo on the floor.
I once bummed dimes off of people at a bar telling them I had to make a phone call.
Instead I bought my next pitcher of beer.They threw me out.
I spent the night on the side of the road like a sick brewaholic with a puddle of my urine by my side.
I\'m also addicted to coffee,potato chips,popcorn,tofu, frozen organic vegetables,
veggie burgers,yogurt,licorice, soy sausage,horror movies & suck ass jam music!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 19, 2009, 06:31:34 pm
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 20, 2009, 08:55:14 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;238730
I\'m a real sicko! I don\'t see any hope for myself!
Post by: stublatt on August 20, 2009, 10:29:59 pm
Beatles4you!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 20, 2009, 10:45:17 pm
Share my brothers & sisters of your struggles with pleasure and pain!
We shall heal together!
Billy Mays shall not have died in vain!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 21, 2009, 07:51:38 pm
Help me somebody! Help me!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 22, 2009, 10:32:12 am
Just watched three horror movies in two days!!!
(The Feeding,Evil Dead,Cemetery Gates).
I feel a strong urge for my Beer Dope today!
There is no force in the universe that is going to stop me!!!
I\'m sorry I failed you Billy Mays!!!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 23, 2009, 07:55:59 am
guiding me safely through the DUI checkpoint last night.
After a ten beer binge I was waved through five cops and
three squad cars at a DUI road block!
I must have looked like a little old lady coming home from church!
Thanks again Billy Mays!
p.s.The cops must have thought, nobody would be that stupid to
drive through a DUI checkpoint after ten beers!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 25, 2009, 09:14:40 pm
I did have some dark rum on ice though.
No chips or horror movies yet this week!
Maybe I\'\'ll go on a licorice binge tomorrow,
I\'m feeling weak.
Post by: inthewhitelodge on August 26, 2009, 12:36:01 am
Quote from: bdfreetuna;238365
It\'s true the world probably doesn\'t care if it has 20 more parts per million CO2...
Dragonflies will survive at least.
I highly recommend reading the book "The Emperor\'s New Climate"
Of course, I agree that pollution is terrible! I hate riding my bike through busy streets, inhaling diesel that definitely affects my ovaries in the long run.
There is more in play than actual global warming \'caused\' by humans. There have been heating and cooling cycles throughout our planet\'s mysterious history that naturally fluctuate. Whether or not we are causing warming, it\'s important not to infringe upon our freedoms in the quest for the greater "good" of the planet. If a nation can control and regulate C02, that\'s basically telling them to have free reign over what we can and cannot do, including driving over a certain mileage...The last time I checked, C02 emissions from the ocean outweigh whatever we could possibly do. There\'s a lot of plants and things down there!...
Don\'t mistake me, I\'m not saying warming isn\'t happening, but I am not on the human caused global warming bandwagon. There\'s too many unknowns and the history of fluctuations leaves me looking elsewhere for solutions. I\'m pretty sure we know that the earth was damn warm while the dinosaurs were around.
As for the cocaine discussion, wasn\'t cocaine was used in dentistry as a numbing agent? Freud had quite the affection for the stuff. It\'s relative to lidocaine or any "-caine" substance. I\'m all for people being able to decide for themselves about what they want to do. Pharmies truly F people up, even as medically trained doctors prescribe the junk to coat their own pocket ties with the pharmy companies.
People use drugs for so many different reasons-- escape, connecting with people or spiritualism, and also because everyone else "is doin\' it". I look at it this way, if you can\'t live a day or a few without a controlled substance, you might have an addiction. But people can\'t be told what to do because they\'ll just want it more...
I think moderation is the best way to go. Never under or over do anything. Exploring exactly what those boundaries are is the precious dance we endure.
Post by: thatguy on August 26, 2009, 12:38:08 am
Post by: Klout on August 26, 2009, 11:52:25 am
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 26, 2009, 12:42:09 pm
Quote from: Klout;239178
6) We screw it all up and go beyond 500 ppm and are on the verge of extinction but by the grace of 2012 or some other unfathomable miracle we are saved and learn from our mistake.
I got $100 riding on this.
If you look at greenhouse gas levels and zoom out on the timeline far enough to capture previous cycles of rising levels and subsequent ice ages, things look pretty normal.
But if you zoom in to our current peak you\'d see that it\'s pretty obvious that we\'re in the midst of a pretty steep/exponential-style curve towards this-definitely-ain\'t-natural territory.
(http://earthweb.ess.washington.edu/~steig/images/epicagore.gif)
Even if you zoom in to just the last 200 years or so, greenhouse gas levels rise really steeply with the dawn of the industrial age and take off on a nice exponential curve from there on out.
Both things are true. We are in the middle of a natural cycle. But we are also making it way the hell worse than it would be normally. Actually, the fact that we are heading towards the peak of the natural cycle is what makes human-caused rises in greenhouse gasses a heckuva lot more serious then it otherwise would be.
Yep the oceans release a good amount of CO2. Even more so when icebergs and glaciers melt into the ocean and release further molecular grips of CO2. And then the frozen soil underneath the old glaciers melt and release a bunch of the stuff too. When Greenland melts (now in progress...) we lose one of Earth\'s biggest reflective ultraviolet mirrors and probably cross the tipping point where the domino effect of rising temperatures / rising oceans / fucked up weather is no longer avoidable.
Free market values (which is what they are, values, not actual practice. Most people do not experience anything like a "free market" and are largely fucked over by this system and the epic greed and power struggles it breeds) do not trump the need for rapid and decisive global consensus and action to at least attempt to mediate this looming worldwide not-so-natural disaster.
Besides, the idea that we have to flush our economy down the shitter to take care of this is false. The New Deal created a bunch of jobs. A new (and emerging, but too slowly) green economy would benefit manufacturing, service, scientific... ahh probably all sectors of the economy while simultaneously offering The United States an opportunity to reclaim its former position as a forward thinking economic and otherwise leader of the "free" world.
Might offer some fresh blood a shot at some of that old money too ;)
Post by: Spacey on August 26, 2009, 12:46:16 pm
The point is, NOTHING LAST FOREVER.
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 26, 2009, 12:53:08 pm
Living in underground electromagnetically shielded caverns might be an interesting change of pace. For those not enslaved by the new World Government that was allowed a massive power grab with promises of technology that could reverse the effects of unmediated climate change. Cuz nobody gave a shit.
:shrug:
Post by: Spacey on August 26, 2009, 12:56:54 pm
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 26, 2009, 01:05:19 pm
Extrapolate your own future.
Might not hurt to get yourself really fucking rich in the meantime though..
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/16/lilypad-1.jpg)
Post by: Spacey on August 26, 2009, 01:19:54 pm
Quote from: bdfreetuna;239189
Don\'t worry Spacey. Everything is okay. Nothing bad ever happened. Nothing bad ever will happen. And if it does we won\'t have seen it coming. And it won\'t be our fault. And it probably won\'t affect you.
Extrapolate your own future.
Might not hurt to get yourself really fucking rich in the meantime though..
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/16/lilypad-1.jpg)
Knew you\'d see it my way.
Besides, I am already on the road to infinite wealth and I also am part of a group that has colonized the moon.
Post by: ds673488 on August 26, 2009, 01:23:06 pm
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 26, 2009, 01:42:14 pm
Quote from: Spacey;239193
I also am part of a group that has colonized the moon.
Doesn\'t mean you should continue to ignore the group that has colonized Uranus.
Post by: Spacey on August 26, 2009, 01:50:36 pm
Post by: Klout on August 26, 2009, 02:15:18 pm
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 26, 2009, 02:26:16 pm
Post by: Spacey on August 26, 2009, 02:38:18 pm
Quote from: bdfreetuna;239212
seriously where\'s the moderators at. This threads outta control!! It\'s almost like you can say anything in here... holy shit
basically the greatest thread on .info.
keep up the good work.
Post by: inthewhitelodge on August 26, 2009, 02:47:42 pm
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 26, 2009, 03:12:06 pm
Quote from: Spacey;239213
Quote from: bdfreetuna;239212seriously where\'s the moderators at. This threads outta control!! It\'s almost like you can say anything in here... holy shit
basically the greatest thread on .info.
keep up the good work.
Thank you.
I sort of feel bad that we derailed this thread though. I mean Ken is obviously crying out for help and support from the community. We should congratulate him and support the fact that he\'s replaced beer with rum.
Look at his personal progress just in the course of this very thread. Gone from calling ***** lovers depraved dope fiends to admitting his own very serious addiction. He\'s the one who should really be keeping up the good work!
How about a "round" of applause?
Quote from: inthewhitelodge;239215
Well, we can plant some coke plants (as well as others of course??) on the roofs of every concrete building and see how that does for the CO2. Full circle back to cocaine...uh, yeah.
Watch how fast the average crack head learns to extract freebase cocaine from coca leaves :P
Post by: kindm's on August 26, 2009, 06:06:14 pm
Quote from: bdfreetuna;239218
Quote from: inthewhitelodge;239215Well, we can plant some coke plants (as well as others of course??) on the roofs of every concrete building and see how that does for the CO2. Full circle back to cocaine...uh, yeah.
Watch how fast the average crack head learns to extract freebase cocaine from coca leaves :P
Speaking of which have you read about the new way folks are making Meth ? Supposedly there is now a formula which doesn\'t require fire. It can be made by shaking a plastic bottle. I guess folks can make their own at home as they need it.
http://www.startribune.com/nation/54572557.html?elr=KArks:DCiUMEaPc:UiacyKUzyaP37D_MDua_eyD5PcOiUr
Pretty crazy.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 26, 2009, 08:23:56 pm
I now declare this the ANYTHING that is on your mind thread!
The good,The bad and The ugly!
Let it fly folks! Keep those thoughts coming!
p.s.Panda licorice is the best! Indulge!!!
Post by: inthewhitelodge on August 26, 2009, 09:55:45 pm
Post by: Bret on August 26, 2009, 10:05:36 pm
Quote from: bdfreetuna;239212
seriously where\'s the moderators at. This threads outta control!! It\'s almost like you can say anything in here... holy shit
(http://shellgames.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/mel-gibson-braveheart-photograph-c101019223.jpg)
F-R-E-E-D-O-M !!!!!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 26, 2009, 10:35:12 pm
(spacey quote)
Post by: peaches626 on August 27, 2009, 01:15:15 am
Post by: SlimPickens on August 27, 2009, 07:21:32 am
\'cause I just wanna say that when the Mayan Calendar ends in 2012, they will return in their great space ship, with the next installment of our galactic insurance, AND our new calendar.
...\'cause we\'re no longer hitchhiking, we\'re RIDING!!!
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb114/darksoul1845/misceleneous/Ren_and_Stimpy_by_nosleepjinx.jpg)
Post by: ds673488 on August 27, 2009, 09:47:43 am
Post by: Igziabeher on August 27, 2009, 06:16:01 pm
Quote from: Bret;239260
Quote from: bdfreetuna;239212seriously where\'s the moderators at. This threads outta control!! It\'s almost like you can say anything in here... holy shit
(http://shellgames.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/mel-gibson-braveheart-photograph-c101019223.jpg)
F-R-E-E-D-O-M !!!!!
thats funny, i was at my black cousin\'s house today(not my black son), and they have a dog named freedom, to which i replied "You named your dog after a George Michael song?"
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 27, 2009, 11:10:10 pm
Join in ya\'all!!!!
May the spirit of Billy Mays be with you!!!
p.s.Yo Peaches626, I didn\'t know Adrian went to Applebees!!!
p.p.s.Our spirit guide Billy Mays is moderator of this thread.
He came to me in a vision when I was praying for my sins of addictions.
He said he was glad he was dead. So now he will be remembered!
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 28, 2009, 10:04:59 am
F-R-E-E-D-O-M !!!!!
Post by: Klout on August 28, 2009, 10:34:12 am
Post by: tmn8r1 on August 28, 2009, 04:16:51 pm
People Look Him Up And Start Learning.
Post by: Spacey on August 28, 2009, 04:18:37 pm
Quote from: tmn8r1;239409
R. Buckminster Fuller
People Look Him Up And Start Learning.
Didn\'t Disney steal his design for Epcot?
Post by: bdfreetuna on August 28, 2009, 04:46:09 pm
(http://ropeadope.com/images/uploads/news_images/BIODOME-box_hires_cd.jpg)
Post by: Bret on August 28, 2009, 04:57:55 pm
Quote from: bdfreetuna;239411
Seriously people... there\'s a lot to learn from this man!
(http://ropeadope.com/images/uploads/news_images/BIODOME-box_hires_cd.jpg)
and, by the same token, this man...
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 28, 2009, 11:26:38 pm
p.s. Billy Mays told me that in a vision.
p.p.s. Billy Mays also told me to tell you people that he wants the Billy Mayism church built.
It will take alot of money.So get those checks(cash is good too) out to me soon and we will build his dream together!
Post by: Bret on August 29, 2009, 02:09:24 am
(http://jugsi.com/wp-content/uploads/weird-beard.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kC-xMfO9utQ/Rtqpy7f0rSI/AAAAAAAAAgs/eHz8CqjXNok/s400/5.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SA1_YhksdKM/Sa7wp-cvLoI/AAAAAAAAAYw/UBV-dFZgN4I/s400/hair-in-oz.jpg)
(http://static.ibnlive.com/pix/sitepix/04_2007/beard2_470.jpg)
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/541045/667487.jpg)
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 29, 2009, 09:00:18 pm
You weird guys with the not so weird beards, take a look and see what you need to do.
Let\'s get those real weird beards going!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on August 30, 2009, 12:17:37 pm
Join in ya\'all!!!!
May the spirit of Billy Mays be with you!!!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 01, 2009, 10:07:55 pm
I wonder if the Weird Beards will let me back on their thread?
I called them weird. Maybe they don\'t like the word weird.
I\'ll just call them strange!
Post by: bdfreetuna on September 02, 2009, 12:28:04 am
Post by: peaches626 on September 02, 2009, 10:34:52 am
but beware. drug cartels are welcome there.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 02, 2009, 10:37:42 pm
It\'s great on ice! Good Stuff!
I really needed a new addiction.
My life is anew again! Thanx Bacardi rum!
It\'s sad about all those exploited sugar cane migrant farmers,though.
I\'m a bad person for drinking my rum. I\'m evil!
(The Weird Beards aren\'t really strange,they\'re just a bit odd)
"So uh, the other day I was Butt Fuckin a little midget-hooker in the walk-in cooler of an Applebees and who walks in but fuckin the one and only
JOHN CUSACK!!! I mean the guys a fuckin legend!! Needless to say, i was a little late for work. Can i Get a beer!"
quote peaches626
"I didn\'t know Adrian went to Applebees!!!" quote ken r
Post by: Stephengencs on September 03, 2009, 08:49:46 am
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;239801
I bought a big bottle of Bacardi select Rum.
It\'s great on ice! Good Stuff!
I really needed a new addiction.
My life is anew again! Thanx Bacardi rum!
It\'s sad about all those exploited sugar cane migrant farmers,though.
I\'m a bad person for drinking my rum. I\'m evil!
You are definitely evil if you are drinking Bacardi. Come to Mountain Road and I ll fix you up with a rum that doesnt suck balls.
Post by: Yoda on September 03, 2009, 09:06:20 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;239829
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;239801I bought a big bottle of Bacardi select Rum.
It\'s great on ice! Good Stuff!
I really needed a new addiction.
My life is anew again! Thanx Bacardi rum!
It\'s sad about all those exploited sugar cane migrant farmers,though.
I\'m a bad person for drinking my rum. I\'m evil!
You are definitely evil if you are drinking Bacardi. Come to Mountain Road and I ll fix you up with a rum that doesnt suck balls.
Steve - can you hook me up with some Mamajuana; haven\'t had any since my family came back from the DR...
Post by: Stephengencs on September 03, 2009, 10:06:37 am
Quote from: Yoda;239832
Quote from: Stephengencs;239829Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;239801I bought a big bottle of Bacardi select Rum.
It\'s great on ice! Good Stuff!
I really needed a new addiction.
My life is anew again! Thanx Bacardi rum!
It\'s sad about all those exploited sugar cane migrant farmers,though.
I\'m a bad person for drinking my rum. I\'m evil!
You are definitely evil if you are drinking Bacardi. Come to Mountain Road and I ll fix you up with a rum that doesnt suck balls.
Steve - can you hook me up with some Mamajuana; haven\'t had any since my family came back from the DR...
I am pretty sure that it is not legal to sell that except in CA and CO, and for medicinal purposes only. Though it has been dropped to a misdimeanor in MA.
If Mamajuana is some sort of Dominican rum, I think you are sorry chipped as i dont believe that it is available in CT
Post by: tyzack on September 03, 2009, 10:28:45 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;239829
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;239801I bought a big bottle of Bacardi select Rum.
It\'s great on ice! Good Stuff!
I really needed a new addiction.
My life is anew again! Thanx Bacardi rum!
It\'s sad about all those exploited sugar cane migrant farmers,though.
I\'m a bad person for drinking my rum. I\'m evil!
You are definitely evil if you are drinking Bacardi. Come to Mountain Road and I ll fix you up with a rum that doesnt suck balls.
I have always liked Bacardi.
What is a rum that doesn\'t suck balls?
Post by: Yoda on September 03, 2009, 10:37:48 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;239844
Quote from: Yoda;239832Quote from: Stephengencs;239829Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;239801I bought a big bottle of Bacardi select Rum.
It\'s great on ice! Good Stuff!
I really needed a new addiction.
My life is anew again! Thanx Bacardi rum!
It\'s sad about all those exploited sugar cane migrant farmers,though.
I\'m a bad person for drinking my rum. I\'m evil!
You are definitely evil if you are drinking Bacardi. Come to Mountain Road and I ll fix you up with a rum that doesnt suck balls.
Steve - can you hook me up with some Mamajuana; haven\'t had any since my family came back from the DR...
I am pretty sure that it is not legal to sell that except in CA and CO, and for medicinal purposes only. Though it has been dropped to a misdimeanor in MA.
If Mamajuana is some sort of Dominican rum, I think you are sorry chipped as i dont believe that it is available in CT
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Mamajuana_Rep%C3%BAblica_Dominicana.JPG)
Mama Juana is a drink from the Dominican Republic that is concocted by allowing rum, red wine, and honey to soak in a bottle with tree bark and herbs[1]. The taste is quite similar to port wine and the color is a deep red. It is seen and advertised as an aphrodisiac, with many natives of the Dominican Republic claiming that the drink has similar effects to Viagra. Women have also claimed that Mama Juana enhances sexual desire.
I guess if I have to, I can make my own with the bark and herbs already in the bottle...
Post by: Stephengencs on September 03, 2009, 10:47:37 am
Quote from: Yoda;239850
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Mamajuana_Rep%C3%BAblica_Dominicana.JPG)
Mama Juana is a drink from the Dominican Republic that is concocted by allowing rum, red wine, and honey to soak in a bottle with tree bark and herbs[1]. The taste is quite similar to port wine and the color is a deep red. It is seen and advertised as an aphrodisiac, with many natives of the Dominican Republic claiming that the drink has similar effects to Viagra. Women have also claimed that Mama Juana enhances sexual desire.
I guess if I have to, I can make my own with the bark and herbs already in the bottle...
I dont think that shit would make it through customs....
However, if you can ever score me a bottle from your family, I would love to give that a try........
I have also heard that Rino and Human Horn, as well as dried tiger testicals enhance sexual desire.........
Post by: Yoda on September 03, 2009, 10:53:45 am
Post by: tyzack on September 03, 2009, 10:54:06 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;239852
I have also heard that Rino and Human Horn, as well as dried tiger testicals enhance sexual desire.........
I have heard that eating silver fleks (my coworker makes oatmeal-silver cookies) also works; gold works best, but it\'s more expensive.
Post by: Stephengencs on September 03, 2009, 10:55:24 am
Quote from: tyzack;239856
Quote from: Stephengencs;239852
I have also heard that Rino and Human Horn, as well as dried tiger testicals enhance sexual desire.........
I have heard that eating silver fleks (my coworker makes oatmeal-silver cookies) also works; gold works best, but it\'s more expensive.
Callin \'Nannies on this one.....
I believe the feeling people feel upon eating silver or gold would be considered poisoning which could be confused with enhanced sexual desire...
Post by: Yoda on September 03, 2009, 10:57:19 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;239852
Quote from: Yoda;239850
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Mamajuana_Rep%C3%BAblica_Dominicana.JPG)
Mama Juana is a drink from the Dominican Republic that is concocted by allowing rum, red wine, and honey to soak in a bottle with tree bark and herbs[1]. The taste is quite similar to port wine and the color is a deep red. It is seen and advertised as an aphrodisiac, with many natives of the Dominican Republic claiming that the drink has similar effects to Viagra. Women have also claimed that Mama Juana enhances sexual desire.
I guess if I have to, I can make my own with the bark and herbs already in the bottle...
I dont think that shit would make it through customs....
However, if you can ever score me a bottle from your family, I would love to give that a try........
I have also heard that Rino and Human Horn, as well as dried tiger testicals enhance sexual desire.........
http://www.newswiretoday.com/news/13308/
http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowTopic-g147293-i28-k2990141-Are_you_allowed_to_bring_a_Mamajuana_bottle_in_the_US-Punta_Cana_Dominican_Republic.html
It looks like you\'re okay to bring it to the US liquid form; you can\'t bring it back dry because that would be bringing plants back...
Post by: Stephengencs on September 03, 2009, 11:04:27 am
Gotta get me some Mamajuanabang. That would def be a MTRD exclusive....
Post by: wildcoyote on September 03, 2009, 11:35:21 am
Post by: Stephengencs on September 03, 2009, 11:39:54 am
Quote from: wildcoyote;239862
So wait. Yoda, you\'re saying booze increases sexual desire? Really? Will that work? Anyone tried this?
I have, and no it doesn\'t, in women anyway.....
Post by: kindm's on September 03, 2009, 11:48:43 am
Quote from: Stephengencs;239864
Quote from: wildcoyote;239862So wait. Yoda, you\'re saying booze increases sexual desire? Really? Will that work? Anyone tried this?
I have, and no it doesn\'t, in women anyway.....
So that means it worked on Ellis ?
Post by: Stephengencs on September 03, 2009, 11:54:38 am
Quote from: kindm\'s;239866
Quote from: Stephengencs;239864Quote from: wildcoyote;239862So wait. Yoda, you\'re saying booze increases sexual desire? Really? Will that work? Anyone tried this?
I have, and no it doesn\'t, in women anyway.....
So that means it worked on Ellis ?
I didnt need alcohol to get Ellis\' desires enhanced.....
Post by: wildcoyote on September 03, 2009, 12:24:04 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;239864
Quote from: wildcoyote;239862So wait. Yoda, you\'re saying booze increases sexual desire? Really? Will that work? Anyone tried this?
I have, and no it doesn\'t, in women anyway.....
Men, women, the cross gendered, who ever. People are way more likely to fuck, fight, pee on building or eat at McDonald\'s when drunk. Fact of life.
Post by: tyzack on September 03, 2009, 01:03:20 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;239857
Quote from: tyzack;239856Quote from: Stephengencs;239852
I have also heard that Rino and Human Horn, as well as dried tiger testicals enhance sexual desire.........
I have heard that eating silver fleks (my coworker makes oatmeal-silver cookies) also works; gold works best, but it\'s more expensive.
Callin \'Nannies on this one.....
I believe the feeling people feel upon eating silver or gold would be considered poisoning which could be confused with enhanced sexual desire...
No, they are conductors.
The more you have in you, the easier electricity flows in your body, so things like nerve impulses, which are electrical, are enhanced.
Post by: kindm's on September 03, 2009, 01:19:58 pm
Quote from: tyzack;239878
Quote from: Stephengencs;239857Quote from: tyzack;239856Quote from: Stephengencs;239852
I have also heard that Rino and Human Horn, as well as dried tiger testicals enhance sexual desire.........
I have heard that eating silver fleks (my coworker makes oatmeal-silver cookies) also works; gold works best, but it\'s more expensive.
Callin \'Nannies on this one.....
I believe the feeling people feel upon eating silver or gold would be considered poisoning which could be confused with enhanced sexual desire...
No, they are conductors.
The more you have in you, the easier electricity flows in your body, so things like nerve impulses, which are electrical, are enhanced.
So how exactly does an ingested metal get absorbed in to your central nervous system ? I would think that you would simply pass most of the metal the old fashioned way. in order to get levels of metal in to your body to effect electrical flow i would imagine it would be toxic levels
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 03, 2009, 08:22:56 pm
You\'ll have all the phallus stimulation you\'ll ever need!
Post by: Stephengencs on September 03, 2009, 08:29:59 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;239927
Just get The Golden Girls complete DVD set of all the shows.
You\'ll have all the phallus stimulation you\'ll ever need!
I\'m a Rose Nyland fan all the way.......
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 06, 2009, 09:51:52 pm
I never liked him!!!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 07, 2009, 08:41:26 am
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;240060
Billy Mays was a jerk!!!
I never liked him!!!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 07, 2009, 05:03:33 pm
No? Well here it is anyway.
I was 12yrs.old and home alone.
Got the whiskey bottle out(Seagram\'s).
There was alot of Westerns back then on T.V.
The cowboys slugged down shots of whiskey.
I did did ten shots in 20 min.!
All hell broke loose!!! Crawled to the bathroom and
chowed up my stomach in the bathtub.Yuk!
Made it into bed,eventually.
Told Mom and Dad I had a stomach ache.
(Had a great story to tell the kids in school!)
Post by: inthewhitelodge on September 07, 2009, 09:24:10 pm
Quote from: kindm\'s;239881
Quote from: tyzack;239878Quote from: Stephengencs;239857Quote from: tyzack;239856Quote from: Stephengencs;239852
I have also heard that Rino and Human Horn, as well as dried tiger testicals enhance sexual desire.........
I have heard that eating silver fleks (my coworker makes oatmeal-silver cookies) also works; gold works best, but it\'s more expensive.
Callin \'Nannies on this one.....
I believe the feeling people feel upon eating silver or gold would be considered poisoning which could be confused with enhanced sexual desire...
No, they are conductors.
The more you have in you, the easier electricity flows in your body, so things like nerve impulses, which are electrical, are enhanced.
So how exactly does an ingested metal get absorbed in to your central nervous system ? I would think that you would simply pass most of the metal the old fashioned way. in order to get levels of metal in to your body to effect electrical flow i would imagine it would be toxic levels
I\'m fairly certain that silver works great topically as an anti-inflammatory/antioxidant/anti-infective. Ingestion, however, would require me to have more of a biochem background. As far as I know, metals, like aluminum, bind to the chemical receptors in the brain, but this is most likely with aluminum salts, as commonly seen with aluminum hydroxides and aluminum sulfates. A reason to check your processed baked goods for aluminum salts; long term ingestion indicates a beta-amyloid disaster!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 08, 2009, 11:34:59 pm
p.s. On the way out.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 09, 2009, 10:38:04 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;240315
My first time in a bar, I threw-up in the doorway.
p.s. On the way out.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 10, 2009, 08:54:50 pm
No? Well here it is anyway.
I was sixteen.
A friend lit me up before a high school football game.
I wasn\'t sure if anything was happening or not.
Throughout the whole game, I swear everyone there was looking at me because I just smoked pot!
I believe it was a case of paranoia!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 11, 2009, 10:32:16 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;240315
My first time in a bar, I threw-up in the doorway.
p.s. On the way out.
Post by: bdfreetuna on September 11, 2009, 11:18:07 pm
Ken you wanna smoke a fatty boom batty some time before a show?
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 12, 2009, 12:16:41 am
Post by: jocelyn on September 12, 2009, 05:52:24 am
Quote from: inthewhitelodge;240102
I\'m fairly certain that silver works great topically as an anti-inflammatory/antioxidant/anti-infective.
True- I\'ve used it on horses.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 12, 2009, 08:33:16 pm
There was a dance at the student center,
my room was down the hall.
There was one girls toilet and one boys toilet.
I stuffed some pants and socks.Put shoes on the socks
and went for a stroll to the ladies room.
Nobody around,went into the girls room and put my stuffed
pants and shoes in the one and only stall!!!
All you see are the pants and shoes under the stall door.
Looks quite occupied!
Found me a nice cozy chair and watched the action.
A girl opened the door,saw the legs and took her place in the
hall waiting for the stall occupent to leave.
The girls lined up one by one going way down the hall.
Many looked quite jumpy holding their full tanks.
The girls up front kept banging on the door,"Hurry Up!Hurry Up!
You OK in there?!"
This went on for quite awhile,at least 30-45min.
I\'m watching the whole thing!
They get the student center supervisor. He\'s banging on the
door."You OK?You OK in there?!" He goes in and comes out
holding my stuffed pants with shoes. Everybody\'s cracking up!
It was funny as hell!!!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 13, 2009, 09:07:17 pm
holding their full tanks...
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 14, 2009, 09:48:52 pm
75yrs old - 107yrs old only!
This is a co-ed course and is designed to find things long lost.
Please contact Mt. Road Wine & Liquor if interested.
Post by: inthewhitelodge on September 14, 2009, 09:50:54 pm
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 14, 2009, 10:11:04 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;241026
The girls lined up one by one going way down the hall.
Many looked quite jumpy holding their full tanks.
Post by: bdfreetuna on September 15, 2009, 10:49:39 am
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;240830
full tanks...
These goin wholesale or what?
Post by: tmn8r1 on September 15, 2009, 11:07:44 am
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 16, 2009, 07:06:46 pm
Post by: tmn8r1 on September 16, 2009, 07:25:52 pm
just kidding.
i gotta go pee.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 16, 2009, 08:00:57 pm
Post by: Spacey on September 16, 2009, 08:50:34 pm
Cheers, Billy Mays, Cheers.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 16, 2009, 09:19:16 pm
If I didn\'t hit the barf zone,the job wasn\'t done.
After I reached my barf zone goal and chowed up my guts,
"Never again! Never again!" I cried.
Until the next time.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 17, 2009, 08:08:52 pm
The adventures of the xxx MIDNIGHT COWBOY xxx!!!
He lived,he loved,he...
Post by: FreeSpirit on September 17, 2009, 08:17:23 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;241538
Coming SOON!!!
The adventures of the xxx MIDNIGHT COWBOY xxx!!!
He lived,he loved,he...
Quote from: tmn8r1;241414
i barf when i read your posts :)
just kidding.
i gotta go pee.
:that:
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 18, 2009, 08:31:12 pm
Most kids went traditional...policeman,fireman,ball player...
I said I wanted to be a man whore. From an early age I was aware of my destiny.
What a blessing!
Here\'s how it all started. A lot of girls came up to me and said they wanted to kiss me.
I would just say "OK" and be done with it. Then I got quite clever.
I\'ll kiss you for a stick of gum. I\'ll kiss you for your Twinkie. I\'ll kiss you for your lunch money.
I was doing quite well for myself!
To be continued...
Post by: FreeSpirit on September 18, 2009, 10:28:43 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;241633
To be continued...
can\'t hardly wait :killself:
;)
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 19, 2009, 10:31:10 am
I would say, "Get me your brother\'s new basketball and that will cover a month of kisses.
Have new tires put on my bicycle and you\'re all set until Martin Luther King day."
It worked! I was living large! Flying high!
To be continued...
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 20, 2009, 10:24:40 am
I\'ll tell you how I got my title the Midnight Cowboy.
The captain of the cheerleading squad asked me if I would meet with all the cheerleaders.
"Sure!" I said. "Will you be wearing your cheerleading outfits?" I asked.
"Oh yes, just for you!" she said.
"How much can you pay me?" I asked.
"A lot! Gum,lunch money,free passes to all the games!" she explained.
She told me to meet the squad in a back alley behind this store,around midnight.
When I got there,my heart pounded! The whole cheerleading squad was there in their
cheerleading outfits!
I stood there and thanked the Lord for this divine moment!
One by one they approached me and slapped me in the face.
Then their brothers,boyfriends and a couple of fathers came out and beat the hell out of me!
They took all my gum,lunch money for the week and half a twinkie I had in my back pocket.
While laying on the ground every girl in school came by and spit on me.
They called me "Man Whore!" They kicked me in the ribs,"Take that you Midnight Cowboy!"
I had failed as a man whore. It was all over. I got a job washing dishes.
Not to be continued...
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 22, 2009, 08:30:01 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;241420
Just doing my job.
Post by: Spacey on September 22, 2009, 08:50:57 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;241904
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;241420Just doing my job.
This is the proof that this board has gone bonkers.
Post by: Bret on September 22, 2009, 08:57:06 pm
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 22, 2009, 09:49:57 pm
None of you probably do! Here it comes anyway...
Waiting in line at the grocery store.One person ahead of you.
The large coffee I just had is banging on my bladder walls.
No problem,be out in a minute. Until...
The person in front of you takes out 30 coupons....
Then needs a price check...
Then asks how the cashier\'s family is and starts to talk about the good old days...
Then the card doesn\'t swipe right...
Then I\'m ready to run out and piss in the parking lot...
To be continued...
Post by: Igziabeher on September 22, 2009, 10:11:52 pm
Post by: Spacey on September 23, 2009, 07:26:25 am
Post by: bdfreetuna on September 23, 2009, 09:55:05 am
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 23, 2009, 11:41:24 pm
You got to take care of your needs in the stall and hold the door shut
with an extra foot or arm at the same time. If you don\'t somebody walks
in on you with all your stuff going on in there.
Then when your balls hit the water is a real bugout. I hate when my balls hit
the water in a public toilet! Way gross! You start thinking you\'re going to wake
up with some weird ball fungus they won\'t have a cure for.
Then after a big sloppy dump you notice there\'s only 3 sheets left on the roll.
Panic sets in....you check for towel paper....only a hot air dryer...
go in there all natural with a flush hand rinse thing until the job is done...
sacrifice a sock..a tee shirt...ring the buzzer for help...
What would you do?
Post by: jocelyn on September 23, 2009, 11:49:57 pm
Quote from: bdfreetuna;241932
Why don\'t you just piss your pants waiting in line? Maybe next time the person ahead of you will have some consideration for the geriatric beer shwillers among us!
I think that\'s reserved for when you\'re "poofing pressies" at a Disco Biscuits show.
Post by: bdfreetuna on September 24, 2009, 12:47:05 am
advantages? :P
Post by: jocelyn on September 24, 2009, 01:30:51 pm
Quote from: bdfreetuna;242054
Can\'t say I\'m sure I ever "poofed" a pressie...
advantages? :P
http://www.thebreakfast.info/forum/showthread.php?t=9673
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 25, 2009, 06:39:41 pm
Post by: bdfreetuna on September 25, 2009, 07:35:12 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;242076
Quote from: bdfreetuna;242054Can\'t say I\'m sure I ever "poofed" a pressie...
advantages? :P
http://www.thebreakfast.info/forum/showthread.php?t=9673
Ahh....
The re-poof struck me as a little over the top though.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 27, 2009, 05:47:29 pm
I didn\'t think so...
Going to the deli to have your favorite sandwich made.
Provolone,tomato,roasted red peppers,red onion with
spicy brown mustard on Italian bread,then toasted.
You stand there watching this wonderful delight come into being.
You feel life is so good to have a moment such as this!
Mouth drooling,senses awake,chips in hand.
It\'s almost ready to be wrapped...and then...and then...
the jerk making your sandwich does a back handed nose wipe!
Wraps your baby up and gives it to you and says,"Enjoy it sir."
You want to take the thing, blow snots on it and make the goofball eat it!
Do you make a scene in the deli? Buy the snotty sandwich and throw it out?
Or just eat the thing like nothing ever happened?
What would you do?
Post by: Gfunk on September 27, 2009, 05:54:52 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;242325
Want to know what really bugs me?
I didn\'t think so...
Going to the deli to have your favorite sandwich made.
Provolone,tomato,roasted red peppers,purple onion with spicy brown mustard
on Italian bread,then toasted.
You stand there watching this wonderful delight come into being.
You feel life is so good to have a moment such as this!
Mouth drooling,senses awake,chips in hand.
It\'s almost ready to be wrapped...and then...and then...
the jerk making your sandwich does a back handed nose wipe,then wraps your baby up
and gives to you and says,"Enjoy it sir."
i am soo good at this move. i bust it out on the reg.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 27, 2009, 08:14:10 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;242234
What would you do?
Post by: Stephengencs on September 28, 2009, 10:28:47 am
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;242329
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;242234What would you do?
First of all, go to a real deli instead of subway.
Secondly, what the fuck is a purple onion?
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 28, 2009, 10:42:48 am
Walking around the video store looking for something good to watch.
The three Taco Bell bean burritos start creating a methane compression chamber
inside the large intestine. The more you hold back the more the compression psi build up.
You know something is going to blow and it is going to be ugly!
There is no time to make it to the door. Let\'s head for the classics section,it\'s a free zone.
Action,comedy,sci-fi,horror,family,drama are just a blur. You make it to the free zone,no time to spare.
The laws of physics take over. A green noxtious cloud hovers over the classics section.
Nobody around...then out of the corner of your eye the cute,young video
girl is walking towards classics with a load of videos in her arms. You Panic! No God! No!
Don\'t let this happen to me! The stench is going to hover for another good 10 minutes!
Slowly backing away,maybe she didn\'t see me in classics. Don\'t look back boy,just go!
Slipping into comedy, you watch the poor girl enter the aroma of hell on earth.
Did she see me in classics? Nobody ever goes in classics, so it\'s a big event when somebody does.
Heading to check-out there are only two cashiers.
A goofy guy and the girl you just poisoned with fermented Mexican fast food.
Please God, please give me the goofy guy for check-out! I\'ll be good from now on!
"Next!" The cute,young girl says to me. I\'m in a sweat, she knows it was me.
Now I have to face her with guilt written all over my face...
Sometimes you wish you were never born.
Post by: Spacey on September 28, 2009, 10:51:41 am
Post by: Stephengencs on September 28, 2009, 11:10:59 am
Quote from: Spacey;242360
(http://www.uksuppliersolutions.co.uk/dvs091391_edited.jpg)
That would be considered a red onion.......
Can we change the name of this thread to Ken\'s Insane Ramblings?
Post by: Spacey on September 28, 2009, 11:20:30 am
Quote from: Abe Simpson
We can\'t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell \'em stories that don\'t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on \'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you\'d say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn\'t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Post by: tmn8r1 on September 28, 2009, 11:58:27 am
Ken - monday nights at cafe nine - its beatnik night. you should just flow and see what happens, or maybe read a few gems from .info.
thoughts?
Post by: Stephengencs on September 28, 2009, 12:05:49 pm
Quote from: tmn8r1;242375
can we make a compilation of ken\'s posts? priceless.
Ken - monday nights at cafe nine - its beatnik night. you should just flow and see what happens, or maybe read a few gems from .info.
thoughts?
I, for one, would go see that, at least once....
Post by: SlimPickens on September 28, 2009, 12:43:25 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;242376
Quote from: tmn8r1;242375can we make a compilation of ken\'s posts? priceless.
Ken - monday nights at cafe nine - its beatnik night. you should just flow and see what happens, or maybe read a few gems from .info.
thoughts?
I, for one, would go see that, at least once....
I\'d film it from atop a stool.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on September 30, 2009, 09:03:28 pm
How about those aging briefs,guys?
They get stretched around the legs and the testicles flop out.
All day long you have to keep shoving them back in place.
Flop out...shove back.. on and on all day.
You get so involved in this task you become oblivious to the act.
Then after a good stuff the balls in place, while walking around a store...
you look up and some old lady putting clothes on the rack is watching the whole thing!
She looks away...nothing could be said. All you can do is...
Wish you were never born.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 02, 2009, 07:28:13 pm
Then you see it and shock sets in. You wish you were never born.
There\'s a nice juicy boogie stuck on the tip of your nose!
You go back in time and think of all the people who might have seen this thing.
How long could it have been there? All day? 10 minutes?
Did the pretty girl at Dunkin Donuts see it?
Was it there at work?
The girl at the deli?
I\'ll never go out again! I just can\'t handle these things!
Post by: inthewhitelodge on October 04, 2009, 03:01:45 pm
Post by: TeddyT on October 04, 2009, 03:55:37 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;242362
Quote from: Spacey;242360(http://www.uksuppliersolutions.co.uk/dvs091391_edited.jpg)
That would be considered a red onion.......
Can we change the name of this thread to Ken\'s Insane Ramblings?
If a she-lady told me to get her some red onions, I\'d probably bring a mix of purple onions, white onions, and red tomatoes and tell her that they were out of the red onions.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 04, 2009, 04:43:48 pm
Music blasting, songs blaring.
I only sing when I\'m alone.
I only sing in one key. The off key!
So there I am belting the song top of my lungs,
sounds like a coyote in heat.
Windows open, I think I\'m alone.
Looking in the lane next to me is a car full of
young girls catching the whole show,
laughing at the jerk in the lane next to them.
Then I take a quick turn and...
Wish I was never born.
Post by: oldnewbie on October 04, 2009, 07:28:55 pm
notice this thread and decide
i haven\'t checked it out
in a while
because it\'s, frankly, redick
ulous
ly stupid and annoying to read, but
i opened it and started to
read when it suddenly occured to me
(come on...say it with me)
i wish i\'d never been born
Post by: Spacey on October 04, 2009, 08:13:48 pm
classic post.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 04, 2009, 11:14:04 pm
The day is done.
I dare you all out there not to check out this read ick clueless thread again.
We are at 2,362 views.
If that keeps climbing, this means you are a dick tied to my brilliant mutterings.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 05, 2009, 09:14:02 pm
Now get off this stupid thread!!!
Post by: skalnbyc on October 05, 2009, 11:56:47 pm
Pretty sure you journeyed from Weird Ken to Creepy Ken.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 06, 2009, 08:48:52 pm
a spit ball of saliva flies off your tongue and hits them in the face.
What do you do?
Pretend it didn\'t happen?
Say you\'re sorry and wipe it off?
Go on to another person?
Run out the door?
What would you do?
Too bad nobody is going to read this read ick clueless thing!
Post by: SlimPickens on October 07, 2009, 01:34:09 pm
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Post by: Spacey on October 07, 2009, 02:35:11 pm
Scared little girl.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 10, 2009, 12:10:59 pm
I put this white pimple cream on my nose once, before bed.
In the morning I went out for breakfast.
On the way home I noticed in the mirror I hadn\'t washed off the pimple cream!
You guessed it!
...I wished I was never...
Post by: Stephengencs on October 10, 2009, 12:34:12 pm
Post by: inthewhitelodge on October 10, 2009, 01:42:02 pm
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 10, 2009, 04:48:23 pm
He said he started tripping soon afterwards.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 11, 2009, 10:11:51 am
I do! It was fun!
Once my mother\'s bridge club walked in on me.
They ruined the whole thing, I had to start all over.
A friend of mine in junior high told me about it.
Thought I\'d try it out for myself.
I got so good at it, I started a club in high school.
A bunch of us met in the library after school and went at it.
The one who finished first was the champ.
Our club went on to win the state solitaire championship!
Those were fun times!
Post by: cannontrip on October 11, 2009, 04:02:12 pm
*for high school of course
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 11, 2009, 11:24:25 pm
Oh, Billy! got 200 views this week!
This means you people out there are weirder than me!
I only post my read ick useless posts because ya\'all come back for more!
Now go get a life and stay outta here!
My posts are very personal and you people should not be reading them.
You wouldn\'t want me reading your diaries would you?
Post by: Vassillios on October 12, 2009, 08:50:01 am
Post by: inthewhitelodge on October 12, 2009, 03:00:23 pm
Quote from: cannontrip;243473
That would actually be a great coed club!*
*for high school of course
Uhhhhhh...I think they call that a "blanket party"...Oh the joys of State Education getting into the personal lives of teenagers for the sake of celebrating sexuality...haha
Post by: skalnbyc on October 12, 2009, 03:09:42 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;243498
It\'s been a week since I dared ya\'ll to stay outta this stupid thread!
Oh, Billy! got 200 views this week!
This means you people out there are weirder than me!
I only post my read ick useless posts because ya\'ll come back for more!
Now go get a life and stay outta here!
My posts are very personal and you people should not be reading them.
You wouldn\'t want me reading your diaries would you?
Ken, I saw an old weirdo at a show Saturday night that resembled you a bit, only he was much weirder and had the bizarre dance moves to match.
I can only imagine what he is typing on his messageboards.
Post by: Stephengencs on October 13, 2009, 02:41:21 pm
So this pic was dug up by Dave Pec, from his basement, playing with his dad, circa 1997, and look who the fuck is lurkin.......Is it Bill Cosby? Pitchie? No and Nope!
Post by: skalnbyc on October 13, 2009, 03:10:16 pm
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(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2531/keno.jpg)
So this pic was dug up by Dave Pec, from his basement, playing with his dad, circa 1997, and look who the fuck is lurkin.......Is it Bill Cosby? Pitchie? No and Nope!
The look on that face + the sweater sums up all the posts in this thread.
Post by: tmn8r1 on October 13, 2009, 03:12:16 pm
Todd Stoops said during his set that Ken was freaking him out sitting on stage taping him with his camera. way to go Ken.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 13, 2009, 08:04:05 pm
I\'m friends with Dom Delucia\'s old bandmate.(Band called Zoom)
One of the founders of early 70\'s band Jasper Wrath.
Dom told me to check out Psycho Deli Breakfast back in 2002.
Thought I\'d stick around.
p.s. I still have that sweater, also that goofy look that goes with it.
p.p.s.Notice baby Dave on drums. I believe I was singing a Sinatra song.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 14, 2009, 07:09:35 pm
Got up. Ate roll with cheese.
Took piss.
Went to work. Had coffee.
Waited for lunch. Had roll with cheese.
Took piss.
Waited for dinner. Had roll with cheese.
Saw my mom. She brought out some adoption papers.
Had my name on it. Figures.
Went home. Had a roll with cheese.
Watched man vs. food.
Had a roll with cheese.
Took piss.
Went to bed.
Post by: Stephengencs on October 14, 2009, 07:11:06 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;243628
p.s. I still have that sweater, also that goofy look that goes with it.
you better bust the sweater out sometime asap.......the goofy look, well that goes without saying.....Psycho Deli Breakfast, HA!
Post by: bdfreetuna on October 15, 2009, 03:48:16 pm
On the last day of August, media outlets around the country ran an Associated Press story reporting that nearly one-third of the cocaine in the country is tainted with a veterinary medicine, a de-worming agent called levamisole. According to the AP, the tainted cocaine is responsible for at least three deaths in the US and Canada, as well as sickening more than a hundred other people.
According to health authorities, the cocaine tainted with levamisole is linked to an unusual incidence of agranulocytosis, a condition of a suppressed immune system, whose symptoms include persistent sore throat, persistent or recurrent fever, swollen glands, painful sores, skin infections with painful swelling, thrush, and other unusual infections.
The DEA suspects that levamisole is being added as a cutting agent by Colombian drug traffickers. Researchers speculate that it may boost the cocaine high by acting as a dopamine reuptake inhibitor, but there is of yet little research to support that.
While the cumulative death toll and illness count was news, the fact that cocaine is being laced with levamisole shouldn\'t have been. Delaware public health officials issued a health advisory on levamisole-tainted cocaine in 2005, and British researchers reported in 2006 on 14 deaths in a one-year period from the tainted cocaine.
Last fall, the DEA quietly reported in its obscure Microgram Journal that levamisole-contaminated cocaine had been encountered beginning in April 2005 and that the percentage of contaminated cocaine had generally increased since then to reach 30% of all samples by October 2008 (page 83). But it didn\'t publicize those findings.
Soon after, local public health alerts about levasimole-tainted cocaine deaths or illnesses began trickling in, including Alberta, Canada, in November 2008, Los Angeles County in December 2008, New Mexico in January, Erie County, Pennsylvania, in March, and King County, Washington, in June.
Also early this year, researchers reported on cases of agranulocytosis after consumption of levamisole-laced cocaine in January in the Annals of Internal Medicine, and Criminal Justice Policy Foundation head Eric Sterling blogged about it in March.
Given the large number of cocaine users in the US, tainted product poses a significant public health risk. According to the most recent National Survey on Drug Use and Health released yesterday, there are 1.9 million "current cocaine users."
"If it really 30% of the cocaine, that would be a huge public health problem," said Dr. Sharon Stancliff, medical director for the Harm Reduction Network. "Medical people need to be aware of this."
They aren\'t, said Dr. Eric Lavonas, assistant director of the Rocky Mountain Poison and Drug Center in Denver, where nearly half of the cocaine is thought to be cut with levasimole. "I would think it would be fair to say the vast majority of doctors in the United States have no idea this is going on," he said. "You can\'t diagnose a disease you\'ve never heard of."
But despite the mounting pile of reports and alerts and the potential public health risks, federal officials have remained silent. That may be about to change.
"The Center for Substance Abuse Treatment (CSAT) is going to put out a \'dear colleague\' alert," said Stancliff. "It should happen relatively soon."
The Centers for Disease Control is also expected to issue an alert, sources told the Chronicle, though a media specialist at CDC denied that. "We don\'t do drugs," she said -- unaware of the CDC\'s involvement in a national alert about fentanyl-tainted heroin in 2006 and 2007 and pointing the Chronicle toward CSAT. CSAT had not responded to Chronicle inquiries by press time.
The 2006-2007 wave of fentanyl-tainted heroin overdoses -- hundreds of people died from them -- provides a model for how CSAT and the CDC might respond to the ongoing levasimole-tainted cocaine problem. As the Chronicle reported at the time, people began overdosing on the tainted heroin in the fall of 2006.
While the initial response by federal agencies was slow, by the summer of 2007, CSAT had issued a nationwide alert to outreach workers, treatment providers, and hospitals warning of the deadly problem. The CDC also got involved, although to a lesser degree. That summer, a team of CDC epidemiologists went to Detroit in response to a request from the Michigan Department of Community Health. The team assisted state and local officials with autopsy reports and analysis to help understand the overdose wave and formulate prevention guidelines for clinicians and educators.
The current wave of deaths and illnesses related to levasimole-tainted cocaine is not as severe as the fentanyl overdoses -- so far at least -- but as indicated above CSAT is set to act soon. Whether the CDC will actually get involved this time around remains to be seen.
While waiting for the feds to act, harm reductionists and public health workers are struggling with how to best act on the tainted cocaine. "Medical people need to be aware of this," said Stancliff, "but can we make warnings about smoking versus shooting versus snorting? I have no idea. There may be differences in terms of biomedical availability, but we don\'t know that yet," she said.
Nor was Stancliff certain about whether it was time to alert needle exchange clients about the problem. "When New York state sent out an advisory, we made sure the Injection Drug Users Health Alliance was aware of it, but I\'m never sure when we should be alerting the people going to the needle exchanges. We want to save our alerts for times when people are thinking about changing their behavior."
For Doctor of Public Health David Duncan, a Kentucky-based expert on substance abuse and epidemiology, contaminated drugs are an expected consequence of prohibitionist regimes. "This is one of the things you inevitably have with black market drugs," he said. "You don’t know what you’re dealing with and the makers don’t necessarily know what they’re making. It seems to be an iron law of prohibition--outlaw something and whatever it is, it gets stronger and more dangerous."
"The appropriate public health response is to tell people there is a contaminant, and we’re not sure how dangerous it is," said Duncan. "But all black market cocaine contains contaminants. As long as it is illegal, there is risk of contamination. The only way to make it safe is to make it legal."
Stancliff added that testing for levasimole in cocaine is relatively simple. That leads to the obvious question of whether a drug testing program like those that evolved around Ecstasy and the rave scene may be appropriate. At least one specialist thinks so.
"I thought to myself, why isn\'t there a test kit? It is easy to test for," said Dr. Michael Clark, assistant professor in the Department of Psychiatry and Behavioral Science at the University of Washington\'s Harborview Medical Center. "It would be like testing your hot tub for its chemistry. Take a sample, mix some chemicals together, add a reagant, and see what turns what color."
Clark is working on developing just such a test kit. "It could be used at street level, and it could be used by a lot of public health and harm reduction groups. You want to identify levasimole before people ingest, very much like the Ecstasy testing. You could do the same thing with cocaine and levasimole," he said.
But that\'s addressing the problem on the back end. The solution is an untainted cocaine supply. "Someone needs to talk to those folks in Colombia," Stancliff said.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 15, 2009, 04:22:23 pm
Sorry to bring it up again folks but,
stick to brew,a little firewater & a bit of homegrown.
That\'s the deal with getting our buzz on.
Live Long And Prosper!
Post by: krispy on October 15, 2009, 05:02:21 pm
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 15, 2009, 06:00:00 pm
The CEO cartels wanted a bigger bonus. More! More! More!
Post by: lilblondie on October 15, 2009, 09:28:53 pm
Post by: cannontrip on October 15, 2009, 10:09:47 pm
Used as a cut is a direct result of drug prohibition. When it becomes legalized, people can grow coca like any other bush and chew or brew the leaves, which is actually quite healthy. Those few still looking for a bigger rush could gather some polar/nonpolar solvents, acids and bases and produce what they want. Or buy it from the pharmacy in standardized, measured capsules. Best of all, no guns, violence, corruption, inflated black market prices, evaporated freedoms, government morality, etc. Though there would be tax savings, additional revenue, and job creation.
"Substance abuse and addiction cost federal, state and local governments at least $467.7 billion in 2005" Columbia University (http://www.casacolumbia.org/download.aspx?path=/UploadedFiles/qyoqpkgl.pdf)
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 15, 2009, 10:29:15 pm
Post by: cannontrip on October 15, 2009, 10:38:22 pm
couldn\'t resist; I\'m writing a research paper on drug prohibition.
Post by: bdfreetuna on October 16, 2009, 12:07:44 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;243819
Those folks in Colombia aren\'t much for having a nice chat with.
Yeah they have infinity times more guns than me. Makes it difficult to speak freely and openly. Then again it\'s hard to tell if this is happening in South America as a result of some clever idea on behalf of the cartels / coca refineries or the CIA middlemen who love to use the American populous as test dummies and not-so-secret source of income.
Reports coming from the western USA are saying up to 80% of cocaine is tainted with levamisole in recent months. I think it\'s fair to say anyone still dead set on using cocaine who has any regard for their immune system -- that is, not wanting to come down with AIDS-like symptoms (this is assuming AIDS is a result of the retrovirus HIV... watch some google videos for some compelling dissenting opinions regarding this theory) -- should probably stop using the stuff. Probably not a great idea to inhibit re-uptake of dopamine so much anyway...
That said, I won\'t lie, I\'d love some nice coca leaves to chew on or make tea from in the morning ;)
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;243819
stick to brew,a little firewater & a bit of homegrown.
Wait a minute Ken! Earlier you were saying partaking in the "homegrown" was escapism at its worst or something... what\'s next... shrooms? ***? Beware the slippery slope, you\'re never too old to fall victim!
Post by: tyzack on October 16, 2009, 12:38:57 pm
Post by: krispy on October 16, 2009, 03:20:09 pm
Quote from: tyzack;243905
What exactly is this thread about?
yes.
?
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 16, 2009, 08:19:09 pm
I\'m not against some drug use. Just have some sense about it.
Think, be honest, have control or maybe it\'s time to let it go!
Playing around with these chemicals is playing with fire.
Fire can burn you up!
Post by: Todd on October 16, 2009, 11:30:25 pm
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 17, 2009, 07:54:08 pm
Send Adrian up in a weather balloon...naw...that\'s been done already.
Sex tape scandal: Chris at his Sunday night bondage club.
Have Jordan really play with his organ on stage...the real organ.
Wrap a 15ft Boa Constrictor around Tim during a show.
Have the A/V crew show some skin.
Free open bar at every show.
Write a presidential campaign song for Sarah Palin.
Call the president an oreo cookie before a set break.
Invite Glenn Beck to slander facists at a show.
Call Fox news a Nazi station.
Have the band bring a harem of sexy midgets to pole dance on stage.
Wear Kim Kardashian dumb bitch tee shirts.
Wear I slept with David Letterman tee shirts.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 18, 2009, 05:27:39 pm
Now stay off of this stupid PIMPED thread!
We\'re at 2,871 views!
Don\'t come here anymore!
If you do, it means you\'re weird!
Post by: GLuft3 on October 18, 2009, 05:33:08 pm
Post by: bdfreetuna on October 19, 2009, 10:17:42 am
Good guy. Nothing wrong with being weird as hell!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 19, 2009, 11:21:57 am
The Weird Beards say they are weird, but need to put some work on this great quality
only a few are blessed with.
Yours truly,
Weird Ken Yankodic
Post by: JSleeper240 on October 19, 2009, 09:44:51 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;244073
Yankodic
Post by: inthewhitelodge on October 19, 2009, 11:50:15 pm
Quote from: Todd;243943
Oh Kenny, the Internet is a helluva drug!!!
LMAO!
Quote from: JSleeper240;244141
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;244073
Yankodic
Uh- huh. You said Yank.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 20, 2009, 07:36:18 pm
Is Porn a legitimate business or an immoral, degenerate disgrace upon human sexuality?
Post by: Stephengencs on October 20, 2009, 07:47:43 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;244237
New topic!
Is Spacey a legitimate business or an immoral, degenerate disgrace upon human sexuality?
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 20, 2009, 09:03:51 pm
This an open discussion on a booming modern day business.
I\'m not judging it or anyone involved in it.
Not cool using my name on a distortion of a statement I made.
Let\'s keep quotes to what the person actually said!
I\'m interested in what you all feel about the porn industry.
Post by: inthewhitelodge on October 20, 2009, 09:31:35 pm
It\'s a hugely expanding business, and I love to hate it, but I love to love it.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 20, 2009, 09:47:37 pm
The mystery is gone. The tease is gone.
Polished silicone babes don\'t do anything for me.
I liked the end of town dingy porn shops, you took a stroll through on a rainy sat.
Some old pervert at the counter telling stories of whores while in the Army.
Wal-Mart porn! God help us! What a cruel world!
Post by: bdfreetuna on October 20, 2009, 10:48:07 pm
But you can\'t industrialize some things. Apple sauce and blow-up dolls, yes...
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 20, 2009, 11:02:10 pm
Had special names for all of them.
It got very expensive trying to keep up with vinyl patches when they sprung a leak.
Had to let \'em go. It was a sad day.
Post by: inthewhitelodge on October 21, 2009, 07:15:24 pm
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 21, 2009, 08:55:00 pm
A girl comes out...
naked in 2 sec.,
does a--- ---,
three -------.
Four rounds of ----- ----!
gets an -- ----.
then a ---- ---.
all in 90 sec. flat!
I just don\'t get it?
Porn has gone the way of the fast food drive thru!
Post by: inthewhitelodge on October 22, 2009, 04:16:00 pm
Post by: cannontrip on October 22, 2009, 05:08:22 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;244391
I just don\'t get it?
A girl comes out...
naked in 2 sec.,
does an anesis,
three analemma.
Four rounds of adelphogamy!
gets an alphonsin.
then an androlepsia.
all in 90 sec. flat!
I just don\'t get it?
Porn has gone the way of the fast food drive thru!
http://phrontistery.info/a.html & too much caffeine
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 23, 2009, 07:24:24 am
Less is more.
Create a sense of mystery around the actors.
Slow down!
There\'s more power in a subtle tease,
than a 20---- -----,
or a two min. ---------,
with a ---- ----- rally!
Learn your craft, be an artist!
Explore! Explore! Explore!
Post by: inthewhitelodge on October 24, 2009, 12:32:22 am
Post by: bdfreetuna on October 24, 2009, 07:49:33 am
Quote from: inthewhitelodge;244574
Although it is kinda creepin\' me out just a wee bit.
mission accomplished, then, no?
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 24, 2009, 12:25:46 pm
A fully clothed porn star babe with an 80min. tease.
Then open a top blouse button for a touch of cleavage
and end the stupid thing already!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 25, 2009, 09:12:36 am
Guess everyone is beyond this stuff!
Let\'s see, how about talking about OxiClean?
I never used the stuff, Billy Mays said it was really good!
That would make a great porn star name!
"Get down and dirty with OxiClean."
Post by: inthewhitelodge on October 25, 2009, 08:26:43 pm
Post by: Bret on October 25, 2009, 09:27:32 pm
(http://ezanagar.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/billy20mays.jpg)
(http://youregonnalovemynuts.org/resources/SlapChop+Nuts.jpg)
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 28, 2009, 08:15:55 pm
Look for my new release coming out this holiday season!
There\'s a great scene with a bathtub full of matzo balls!
Don\'t miss it!
Himmie Studman Gone Wild available on Midnight Cowboy productions.
Post by: Gfunk on October 29, 2009, 02:09:04 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;244875
My porn star name is Himmie Studman.
Look for my new release coming out this holiday season!
There\'s a great scene with a bathtub full of matzo balls!
Don\'t miss it!
Himmie Studman Gone Wild available on Midnight Cowboy productions.
:wah:
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 29, 2009, 02:58:49 pm
Are we alone in the universe?
Is a supreme being watching us from a distance or way up close?
Will humanity survive or are we too stupid and self annihilate?
Will the Yankees win the world series?
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on October 31, 2009, 03:33:10 pm
humanity will self-destruct & the Yankees will lose the world series.
p.s. This is my dark side.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 01, 2009, 08:38:14 am
fabric of eternal light woven into fragmented degrees of the degradation of the stillness
from which it came therefore the awareness of the sustaining force has embedded itself
throughout the fibers forming the all encompassing diffusion of itself within itself creating
the separating veils of the unified force which means all is apart from itself and joined into
itself simultaneously therefore it sounds like I\'m a crock of shit let\'s get back to the porn...
Post by: inthewhitelodge on November 01, 2009, 10:40:43 am
Post by: Gfunk on November 01, 2009, 12:06:33 pm
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 01, 2009, 12:08:07 pm
$22,000,000 a year! (Including sales from all his products)
My shit should be worth at least $5,000,000!
Post by: inthewhitelodge on November 02, 2009, 06:47:25 pm
And once again, Billy Mays would look at this topic in dismay, for his whole career was based on making money from dirty clothes.
Post by: tmn8r1 on November 02, 2009, 08:15:08 pm
we are particles, we are light, we are all held together by the same physical laws that keep planets revolving, keep galaxies together, keep electrons rotating, keep our body cells together, etc. we are all the same and yet we are different. beauty is diversity, scientific beauty is finding the unity in difference. what a wonderful world :)
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 02, 2009, 09:48:05 pm
a musician erasing that elusive composition that just can\'t quite be captured.
We\'re all a brush stroke on an unfinished painting, a word in a story without an ending,
a note within a symphony which just never seems to be right...
Who we were, created what we are now, which creates what we\'ll be tomorrow...
Holy shit, I think I\'m channeling Billy Mays on a higher plane!
He must have sold himself to God!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 04, 2009, 06:53:13 pm
My name is Swami Bananahedananda.
I have figured out the deepest mysteries of the existence of life.
These will be shared to you all at no cost to you.
However, these divine answers came to me at a very high price.
Many years were spent staring into the depths of my navel.
I was unable to work during this long period of introspection.
While the divine being of truth revealed to me the free secrets of the universe,
my bank account has not developed to the heights of my soul.
To help me sustain my humble physical vessel, & share this free truth with you all,
my needs are small.
I am asking for a small donation at my workshops of truth so the divine may be able
to speak through me.
For a three hour talk, the divine is asking for a mere $2,500.
If you would like to recieve the greatest answers of existence,
please contact Mt. Rd. Wine & Liquor for more info.
Free coffee and donuts will served! Please bring your own cup and napkins.
May the Divine be with you!
Post by: Gfunk on November 04, 2009, 07:04:40 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;245391
Dear Oh Billy! readers,
My name is Swami Bananahedananda.
I have figured out the deepest mysteries of the existence of life.
These will be shared to you all at no cost to you.
However, these divine answers came to me at a very high price.
Many years were spent staring into the depths of my navel.
I was unable to work during this long period of introspection.
While the divine being of truth revealed to me the free secrets of the universe,
my bank account has not developed to the heights of my soul.
To help me sustain my humble physical vessel, & share this free truth with you all,
my needs are small.
I am asking for a small donation at my workshops of truth so the divine may be able
to speak through me.
For a three hour talk, the divine is asking for a mere $2,500.
If you would like to recieve the greatest answers of existence,
please contact Mt. Rd. Wine & Liquor for more info.
Free coffee and donuts will served! Please bring your own cup and napkins.
May the Divine be with you!
A+ would read again
Post by: cannontrip on November 04, 2009, 10:20:56 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;245391
Many years were spent staring into the depths of my navel.
WHO TOLD YOU THE SECRET!?!?!?!
check sent.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 05, 2009, 08:02:27 pm
Stare deep within your navel, look past the dirt and fuzz.
The navel is the doorway into the Divine Mother.
Only the physical cord has been cut, the spiritual cord remains.
Do not look below the navel or you will get lost in the evil snake.
Do not look above the navel or you will become what you do not seek.
The navel is the way, the light, and the truth!
If you come to my workshops we can join our navels into one Divine cosmic bellybutton.
This is the only hope for humanity! Let us pray to the Mother navel for guidance.
Yours truly, Swami Bananahedananda
Post by: inthewhitelodge on November 05, 2009, 09:32:01 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;245495
The secret is within you.
Stare deep within your navel, look past the dirt and fuzz.
The navel is the doorway into the Divine Mother.
Only the physical cord has been cut, the spiritual cord remains.
Do not look below the navel or you will get lost in the evil snake.
Do not look above the navel or you will become what you do not seek.
The navel is the way, the light, and the truth!
If you come to my workshops we can join our navels into one Divine cosmic bellybutton.
This is the only hope for humanity! Let us pray to the Mother navel for guidance.
Yours truly, Swami Bananahedananda
"the thread will be torn!" yikes, I was beginning to really like the navel/passage of divinity dish, until that chord was severed...Oh well, someday, all goodness will again return to the land, as the body to the dust, and the spirit to the VOID. Damn, I need to sleep.
Post by: bdfreetuna on November 06, 2009, 01:16:47 am
Quote from: inthewhitelodge;245505
and the spirit to the VOID
The assumed finite nature of this concept is not implicit.
/night
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 06, 2009, 08:40:34 pm
Mix in the ground wheat of the sustaining life force around you.
Add the yolk of the essence of life.
Pour in the milk of the Divine mother\'s breast.
Sweeten with the nectar which abounds above you.
Bake within the warmth of your heart.
Pour into the form of what you wish to be.
Consume this glorious treat!
Digest, and defecate in good health!
Swami Bananahedananda
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 07, 2009, 09:59:36 am
Love is only a four letter word, until you fuse it with I & you.
World peace will only come when, I becomes you and me becomes we.
Money is the root of all evils, which is why I should relieve you all of this great burden.
(Please drop off your extra cash at Mt. Rd. Wine & Liquor, so I can continue the great work of the Divine navel.)
Post by: skalnbyc on November 07, 2009, 05:53:21 pm
I spilled red wine on a white shirt last night. OxiClean came through with the heavenly power of Broseph Mays and completely removed the stain.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 07, 2009, 08:20:00 pm
The term Broseph Mays is not acceptable among certain Broseph followers.
Broseph is still a mystery force among The Breakfast crowd.
We are still uncertain who or what our Broseph is.
Let us pray the real Broseph be revealed!
Post by: leith on November 08, 2009, 02:22:17 am
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 08, 2009, 08:38:43 am
will be the song of tomorrow\'s yesterday.
Sex is like static cling.
The neg. charged cloth, clings to the pos. charged cloth.
The only way out of the static cling effect is,
three shots of Downy fabric softener twice daily.
The Universe is one verse,
in the poem of life.
The Divine Mother navel is within each of you.
Today, let us each remove the lint within our navel.
See it shine like a new born baby\'s,
after the cord has been cut and the bloody mess wiped away.
Swami Bananahedananda
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 08, 2009, 12:36:55 pm
He just smoked too many banana peels!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 09, 2009, 08:45:54 pm
I had a bad day today because I had a very good bad day yesterday which made my day
today not as good as the day I may have tomorrow.
Yesterday I did a very bad thing. I messed up .info with a flood thread and got the
thread patrol on my tail and he tried to make me get my thread flooding ass off .info.
I goofed on 50 .info threads and tried to dominate the .info thread board for the whole day.
I was doing really well until leith wanted to take over me taking over him on his own thread
flood which he almost did until I took over what he started to do!
Then the thread patrol caught on to our devious act of sabotaging .info like terrorists on .info turf.
He chased leith and I around the threads like a pitbull on a rat!
He wouldn\'t give up until we were broken and beaten down to nothing.
leith had posted this naked babe who I instantly fell in love with and wanted to enjoy her more but
then the thread patrol took over and wiped her out of my life!
I was so upset! Please leith, bring her back to me! I can\'t go on without her!
I got a feeling the thread patrol wanted her for himself. God help me!
Post by: Spacey on November 09, 2009, 09:52:14 pm
Praise Broseph, ***** and the White Knights.
So mote it be.
Post by: Gfunk on November 10, 2009, 02:58:06 pm
The Breakfast - Broseph>Funky Bill\'s Circus Cliche
Nico Blue Productions | MySpace Video
Post by: tmn8r1 on November 10, 2009, 03:34:45 pm
Post by: Spacey on November 10, 2009, 05:33:45 pm
Quote from: tmn8r1;245857
Let us Pray.
Indeed. So mote it be. Praise Broseph in the Highest! ...literally, that is how he likes it, don\'t mess with the b\'seph.
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 10, 2009, 10:18:15 pm
Today was O.K. but not as O.K. as the day I had before this day became my day that
seemed O.K. before the day I had yesterday.
Not much went on today, just like the O.K. day of before today was.
Tomorrow might be an O.K. day if the day goes like the O.K. day of today.
I went to work and had a snack and then had lunch and went back to work and then
had a snack and went back to work and then had dinner. Oh yeah, won the lottery.
It was like $3,000,000. Cool! Watched Sean Hannity and had a snack and went to bed.
Post by: Bret on November 11, 2009, 12:41:05 am
Post by: Gfunk on November 11, 2009, 12:40:18 pm
Quote from: Bret;245898
beers on Ken... from now on!
:beerban:
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 11, 2009, 09:45:42 pm
When the sun goes down it does not go down,
but moves to bring it\'s light to those beyond where you shall not be.
The night is but a shadow from where the sun is not upon thee.
Another\'s day is the darkness of your night.
Await, & the others night will soon become your day.
Rise upon the dawn of your morning & go take your piss with glee!
Swami Bananahedananda
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 14, 2009, 10:49:52 am
the film of your life rolls by.
Our sun the projector bulb shines forth,
so that we may all get drunk, stoned, f*ck, & buy stuff.
Praise be he, giver of life!
Swami Bananahedananda
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 16, 2009, 04:29:25 pm
You must eat what not you wish to eat, but what you need to eat.
The food you seek must be of a high quality nutritious value.
Even if looks icky, tastes icky, smells icky, you must eat it because it is there.
The bowels of a pig may be tasty, but is not icky enough for the body to be nourished.
Sliced hunks of grilled flesh may be fun for you to eat, but brussel sprouts are icky good!
If it is icky, it is good for you. If it is yummy, it is bad for you!
This is the way of the Swami. You must eat the way of the Swami for good health!
Swami Bananahedananda\'s favorite dish:
Take minced onion and mix with tofu, brussel sprouts, raisins, chopped garlic, moleasses,
one cup vinegar, two cups baking soda, three cups chili powder, one tube of Tom\'s natural
toothpaste, one grain of brown rice and blend well in a well blender.
Place mixture in oven at a low heat until dry.
Take dry mixture and roll in fresh banana peels.
Enjoy the Swami Bananahedananda\'s icky burrito, which is very good for you!
Post by: inthewhitelodge on November 16, 2009, 08:03:26 pm
Post by: cannontrip on November 17, 2009, 05:01:16 am
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 19, 2009, 03:36:34 pm
In order to be married you must first find a partner.
When you find your partner, one must ask the other if they would like to marry.
Then you shall have a partner. When you have your partner, you must play your part
and never part. For if you do part you will no longer be partners.
When partners part, this means one or both have not played their part to be partners.
The word \'partner\' comes from old India. The sanskrit word, myapahrtnurisapaynindeeass.
Marriage is a sacred bond between two partners, if only they do not part.
If one partner is a nagging bitch, do not say,"Shut up,Bitch!"
But rather thank them for making you long for a higher world.
If one partner is a lazy prick, do not say, "Get off your lazy ass, you idiot!"
But rather go cry to the Divine navel for your spiritual freedom,
where this lazy prick shall not be.
This is the way of the Swami. You must follow the way of the Swami.
Post by: inthewhitelodge on November 20, 2009, 08:55:19 am
Post by: Spacey on November 20, 2009, 10:36:38 am
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 21, 2009, 06:51:54 pm
The Big Bang was the first orgasmic masturbation of the Divine navel.
All has sprung from this great cosmic ejaculation.
The Divine navel became many little navels, from the one Mother navel.
Swami Bananahedananda
Post by: FreeSpirit on November 21, 2009, 07:02:00 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;246988
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang was the first orgasmic masturbation of the Divine navel.
All has sprung from this great cosmic ejaculation.
Will it happen again? When will the next one be?
Swami Bananahedananda
Depends. If a man created it, then it will only happen once.
If a woman created it, it will happen over, and over, and over again! ;)
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 21, 2009, 08:13:04 pm
Which brings us to Adam & Eve...
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 26, 2009, 11:24:42 am
GO STUFF YOUR FACE AND PUKE!!!
Today the Swami will fast.
No food for the Swami today.
Well, maybe just a little.
Just a few Swami burritos.
Like about one or two dozen, that\'s all!
Love your neighbor!
Don\'t forget to courtesy flush everyone!
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on November 29, 2009, 02:46:33 pm
Woke up today. Got out of bed.
Pissed. Ate half an apple pie for breakfast.
Went to NYC last night to see a band.
They were alright. Would have been better if they had a tuba player.
The drummer had trouble with his 4/4 changes to 6/8 to 12/9 to 9/7 to 28/3 count.
The bass player would be good if he put some strings on his bass. Air bass guitar!
The keyboardist is better than Liberace was. He looks just like him too!
The guitar player might be good, it\'s hard to tell. He\'s always playing with his 2 doz. pedals.
Bought a beer for $8. Good deal!
Had to drive some clowns down. They kept getting me lost.
Went to eat at Mamoun\'s in Staten Island after. Too bad there wasn\'t one!
Watching the show now, while finishing up my Black Box wine.(Good Shit!)
Going to a Swami Bananahedananda seminar tonight. It\'s only $2,300!
You get free coffee & donuts! You have to bring your own cup and napkins, though.
Later, Ken
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 12, 2009, 08:41:24 am
Swami Bananahedananda is no longer with us.
The dear Swami choked on a Swami burrito and
passed on to the Divine Mother navel.
Let us pray his teachings will live on...
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 13, 2009, 11:48:49 am
I will mess you up, mix you up & leave you begging for mercy.
Beware of the .info prick!
Post by: Gfunk on December 13, 2009, 12:02:24 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;248494
I am deeply sorry to inform you all,
Swami Bananahedananda is no longer with us.
The dear Swami choked on a Swami burrito and
passed on to the Divine Mother navel.
Let us pray his teachings will live on...
:rip:
Post by: Spacey on December 13, 2009, 12:34:09 pm
Post by: KEN RAFLOWITZ on December 15, 2009, 06:31:04 pm
I spent $2,300 to go to his seminar, to get my free coffee and donut.
When I got there, the Dickananda was eating the last donut!
I followed him home and shoved a Swami burrito down his throat.
He deserved to die!
Post by: Spacey on December 15, 2009, 07:13:23 pm
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;248776
I killed Swami Bananahedananda.
I spent $2,300 to go to his seminar, to get my free coffee and donut.
When I got there, the Dickananda was eating the last donut!
I followed him home and shoved a Swami burrito down his throat.
He deserved to die!
Your logic is flawless.