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General Discussions => Spunk => Topic started by: jocelyn on January 19, 2007, 03:15:34 pm

Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: jocelyn on January 19, 2007, 03:15:34 pm
... the idea of getting an OED makes you swoon...
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: derickw on January 19, 2007, 03:17:05 pm
......?
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: Stephengencs on January 19, 2007, 03:24:22 pm
At least you know you are not a nerd when you dont understand what some nerd is talking about.....
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: jocelyn on January 19, 2007, 03:26:09 pm
http://www.amazon.com/Oxford-English-Dictionary-Second-Set/dp/0198611862/sr=1-1/qid=1169238309/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-0260652-2411962?ie=UTF8&s=books (http://www.amazon.com/Oxford-English-Dictionary-Second-Set/dp/0198611862/sr=1-1/qid=1169238309/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-0260652-2411962?ie=UTF8&s=books)
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: Igziabeher on January 19, 2007, 03:51:19 pm
Quote from: Stephengencs;131496
At least you know you are not a nerd when you dont understand what some nerd is talking about.....


amen to that.
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on January 19, 2007, 03:54:07 pm
Quote from: Igziabeher;131506
amen to that.
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: wildcoyote on January 19, 2007, 06:32:31 pm
Did anyone click that link?!  That sucker costs $662.30! :holyshit:
At that price I\'ll happily remain an ignoramus, thank you.
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: jocelyn on January 19, 2007, 07:00:36 pm
I want one so badly it almost hurts.

I just got a new nice new leatherbound dictionary too... a boring old Merriam Webster with e mere 225,000 definitions. The OED has over 400,000.
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: Klout on January 19, 2007, 07:03:38 pm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9216885565425260383&hl=en (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9216885565425260383&hl=en)
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: FrankZappa on January 19, 2007, 07:08:12 pm
maybe you\'ll get one in 39 days...

not from me though, way out of my price bracket. :shrug:
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: jocelyn on January 19, 2007, 07:10:28 pm
That video never gets old...

Paul- doubt it.

Me: "Mom, Dad... all I want for my birthday is the new edition of the OED."

My mom: "Joc, isn\'t there anything less dweeby you want? Like, maybe, a hair dryer, or an iron, seeing as you own neither? Let me get you some nice new makeup. Wouldn\'t looking like Barbie be fun!?"
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: FrankZappa on January 19, 2007, 07:24:01 pm
as soon as I started reading that I was going to post \'how about a new barbi!\' :rotfl
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Post by: DocEllis70 on January 19, 2007, 07:53:40 pm
not for nothin, but id take it to the grave..not the dictionary,but announcing you want one that bad
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Post by: jocelyn on January 19, 2007, 07:58:01 pm
ha well apparently I have no shame.

I got over people teasing me because I\'m a nerd in about 10th grade.

And if I were you... I\'d take to the grave the fact that you\'re a cum guzzling goat fucker.
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: DocEllis70 on January 19, 2007, 08:15:23 pm
cum guzzling goat fucker (v) :  a.Docellis70  b. Jon Aruny c.one who guzzles semen while performing anal intercourse on a goat

Joce, less time on the pheesh board please
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: Todd on January 19, 2007, 08:19:54 pm
Quote from: jocelyn;131556

And if I were you... I\'d take to the grave the fact that you\'re a cum guzzling goat fucker.


:wah::wah::wah::wah:

rotflrotflrotfl
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: jocelyn on January 19, 2007, 08:20:24 pm
Cum guzzling goat fucker is a noun.
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: FrankZappa on January 19, 2007, 08:22:24 pm
Can a thread be highjack by the person who starts it? If so, we have a winner.
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: Todd on January 19, 2007, 08:48:44 pm
Joc has been winning a few accolades as of late!!!
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Post by: jocelyn on January 19, 2007, 08:51:07 pm
I don;t know if I even want to ask what said accolades are...
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Post by: FrankZappa on January 19, 2007, 08:51:25 pm
Quote from: Todd;131567
Joc has been winning a few accolades as of late!!!


gee, that sucks. And you told me you were 24! :shakes fist:

Quote from: accolade
(American Military) Written Presidential certificate recognizing service by personnel who died or were wounded in action between 1917 and 1918, or who died in service between 1941 and 1947, or died of wounds received in Korea between June 27, 1950 and July 27, 1954. Service of civilians who died overseas or as a result of injury or disease contracted while serving in a civilian capacity with the United States Armed Forces during the dates and/or in areas prescribed is in like manner recognized.
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: Todd on January 19, 2007, 10:04:39 pm
:hscratch: Yikes!!!
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Post by: FreeSpirit on January 19, 2007, 10:15:00 pm
wow.... this thread\'s a little too geeky for even me!  I\'m :out: to a show, so I can be cool.  cya! ;)
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Post by: derickw on January 22, 2007, 09:04:07 am
Quote from: jocelyn;131556
ha well apparently I have no shame.

I got over people teasing me because I\'m a nerd in about 10th grade.

And if I were you... I\'d take to the grave the fact that you\'re a cum guzzling goat fucker.


wow, i have to admit.... you are one of the last people i thought i would be reading a post like that from. Wah..... yes.....
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: jocelyn on January 22, 2007, 10:11:33 am
I was very tired/very bored.
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: kindm's on January 22, 2007, 12:19:03 pm
A Dictionary ?

Aren\'t there a ton of websites that will save you the $600.00 ?

Nerds would want PS3 or some other techie gadget. Me thinks dictionary would fall under the category DORK

:)
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: FrankZappa on January 22, 2007, 12:49:04 pm
you\'ve never seen this dictionary. Me and Cori were talking about it yesterday for a while. :drool:

So I guess that makes all 3 of us dorks then? Whatever :P
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: kindm's on January 22, 2007, 02:25:02 pm
What would you do with a $600.00 Dictionary ?

Are you guys in to 1 new word a day type of thing ? or is it just because it is a really nice set or something ?

It is definitely cool to want to improve ones vocab and such
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: jocelyn on January 22, 2007, 02:42:45 pm
Picture this:

Beautiful teak stand just for your dictionary (which you can barely hold, thus warranting said stand)

OR whole level on your booksheld just for your 10 volume leatherbound OED

:drool:

oh, the words.

It\'s the sheer amount of information in there that that makes me want one so badly, that and my reverence for the written word.

To never have to use the word "nice" ever again...
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: Mamalakabubadaya on January 22, 2007, 02:57:28 pm
i feel like this thread would be much more exciting for me if it was about a thesaurus...
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: jocelyn on January 22, 2007, 03:00:16 pm
There just isn\'t a thesaurus that is the equivalent of the OED.

At least not that I\'m aware of.
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: antbach on January 22, 2007, 07:50:46 pm
threads like this make me glad I went to EHHS where words, vocabulary, grammar et. al. were not very important
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Post by: jocelyn on January 22, 2007, 08:52:55 pm
hello Ant :wave:
Title: You know you\'re a serious nerd when..
Post by: FrankZappa on February 01, 2007, 07:46:45 am
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February 1: General Interest
1884 : Oxford Dictionary debuts

On this day in 1884, the first portion, or fascicle, of the Oxford English Dictionary (OED), considered the most comprehensive and accurate dictionary of the English language, is published. Today, the OED is the definitive authority on the meaning, pronunciation and history of over half a million words, past and present

Plans for the dictionary began in 1857 when members of London\'s Philological Society, who believed there were no up-to-date, error-free English dictionaries available, decided to produce one that would cover all vocabulary from the Anglo-Saxon period (1150 A.D.) to the present. Conceived of as a four-volume, 6,400-page work, it was estimated the project would take 10 years to finish. In fact, it took over 40 years until the 125th and final fascicle was published in April 1928 and the full dictionary was complete—-at over 400,000 words and phrases in 10 volumes—-and published under the title A New English Dictionary on Historical Principles.

Unlike most English dictionaries, which only list present-day common meanings, the OED provides a detailed chronological history for every word and phrase, citing quotations from a wide range of sources, including classic literature and cookbooks. The OED is famous for its lengthy cross-references and etymologies. The verb "set" merits the OED\'s longest entry, at approximately 60,000 words and detailing over 430 uses.

No sooner was the OED finished than editors began updating it. A supplement, containing new entries and revisions, was published in
1933 and the original dictionary was reprinted in 12 volumes and officially renamed the Oxford English Dictionary.

Between 1972 and 1986, an updated 4-volume supplement was published, with new terms from the continually evolving English language plus more words and phrases from North America, Australia, the Caribbean, New Zealand, South Africa and South Asia.
In 1984, Oxford University Press embarked on a five-year, multi-million-dollar project to create an electronic version of the dictionary. The effort required 120 people just to type the pages from the print edition and 50 proofreaders to check their work. In 1992, a CD-ROM version of the dictionary was released, making it much easier to search and retrieve information.

Today, the dictionary\'s second edition is available online to subscribers and is updated quarterly with over 1,000 new entries and revisions. At a whopping 20 volumes weighing over 137 pounds, it would reportedly take one person 120 years to type all 59 million words in the OED.


and that\'s why it\'s such a great book. :drool: