Poo-Melt describes their music as "Anthemic Rock"......translation....."ok so we are actually not very good at our instruments or writing songs or jamming yet but we are trying real hard and in the mean time we have cooked up this really awesome style and catch phrase to disguise the fact that we suck and sell tickets to a bunch of clueless noobs where we just play very simple and boring music and pretend like it\'s actually really reeaaly tasteful and moving and special and you guys, you fans, you eat a lot of drugs, get really drunk, and play along, and combine that with the fact that you don\'t know shit to begin with and it will be sick and we will repeatedly get billed above bands like the breakfast who we know is a million times more talented than us and writes better music than us and jams better than us but that doesnt matter just act like our shitty peaks and simplistic songs and cheesey jamtronica edge and sloppy changes are the sickest shit ever played and it will be all good.... ok?! good!"
"ps-if you do happen to come to one our shows sober and with a preconditioned good taste in music and an aversion to hackish wannabe styles and you realize that we suck ass and you just got ripped off by paying $10 to get in the door...please, PLEASE just play along and do not tell other people that we play boring overated music...its called \'Anthemic Rock\'...ok?.....thanks in advance....poo-melt"
